obligatory sex meme ;A;
12 years ago
Taken from MystikCarnival~
1. Is there anyone on your friends list you would ever consider having sex with?
Myself. And also Mystik.
2. Sex in the morning, afternoon or night?
wHY NOT ALL.
3. What side of the bed do you sleep on?
Whichever really.
4. Do you masturbate?
A lot.
5. How often? Lately?
Often. not lately though. *ears droop down. grumblegrumble*
6. Have you ever taken your clothes off for money?
...possibly.
7. Do you prefer showers or baths?
AS LONG AS I AM GETTING CLEAN, I AM INDIFFERENT.
8. Have you ever had sex in the shower or the bath?
Yish.
9. Do you watch/read pornography? With other people?
Both. All types. Except for like. The kind where puppies die. Yeahhh. Long story.
10. Do you want someone aggressive or passive in bed?
WELP. Lemme think for a minute...Agressive. B]
11. Do you love someone on your friends list?
Yes Indeed~! MystikCarnival.
12. Do you know all the people on your friends list?
not really. Just Mystik. Though I'd like to meet you guys someday ;u;
13. Would you choose love or money?
Love.
14. Your top three favorite kinks in bed?
Oh. How Invasive. (do i have to pick just three ffffffff.) Dirty talk, pain, force.
15. Has anyone ever gone beyond your personal line of respect sexually?
................*eyetwitch*.
16. Where is the most romantic place you have had sex?
Right after Light Up Corydon, in a bedroom. I wish to forget it but. it's there.
17. Where is the weirdest place you have had sex?
Convention bathroom.
18. Have you ever been caught having sex?
Yes.
19. Have you ever been to a strip club?
No. Strippers doe .u.
20. Ever been to a bar just to get sex?
n o.
21. Ever been kicked out of a bar or a club for sexual reasons?
nOPE
22. Ever been picked up in a bar?
haha, no.
23. Have you ever kissed or had sex with someone of the same sex?
Yep
24. What's your sexual preference?
Lets see here
I have a vagina
I like-a vagina
so...who's flying the plane?
25. Had sex in a movie theater?
Sounds interesting. no tho.
26. Had sex in a bathroom?
Yeah.
27. Have you ever had sex at work?
No.
28. Have you ever been in an "adult" store?
Yes
29. Bought something from an adult store?
One time watermellon lube, another time a little purple bullet-shaped vibrator.
30. Do you own any sex toys?
Yes.
31. If yes, how many and what are they?
1, a vibrator.
32. Does anyone have naughty pics of you or are you on film?
Yes. The second one, yes, but I did not consent of it.
33. Have you ever had sex with someone and called them the wrong name?
IM NOT GOING TO ANSWER THIS. (almost.)
34. Have you ever had phone sex?
Yep.
35. Have you ever had cyber sex?
Used to.
36. Do you think oral sex constitutes a form of intercourse?
uhhhhh. yes? >A<
37. What's your favorite sexual position?
COFFEE TABLE. no. actually it's um. well. uhh. the one where you have a face in yo crotch. k.
38. What's your favorite sex act?
The kind that helps you with your boner.
39. Have you ever had sex with more than one person at a time?
prefer not to say.
40. Who do you think has the guts to re-post this?
uM. Im guessing a lot of people will since it's a memeeeee? x.x
1. Is there anyone on your friends list you would ever consider having sex with?
Myself. And also Mystik.
2. Sex in the morning, afternoon or night?
wHY NOT ALL.
3. What side of the bed do you sleep on?
Whichever really.
4. Do you masturbate?
A lot.
5. How often? Lately?
Often. not lately though. *ears droop down. grumblegrumble*
6. Have you ever taken your clothes off for money?
...possibly.
7. Do you prefer showers or baths?
AS LONG AS I AM GETTING CLEAN, I AM INDIFFERENT.
8. Have you ever had sex in the shower or the bath?
Yish.
9. Do you watch/read pornography? With other people?
Both. All types. Except for like. The kind where puppies die. Yeahhh. Long story.
10. Do you want someone aggressive or passive in bed?
WELP. Lemme think for a minute...Agressive. B]
11. Do you love someone on your friends list?
Yes Indeed~! MystikCarnival.
12. Do you know all the people on your friends list?
not really. Just Mystik. Though I'd like to meet you guys someday ;u;
13. Would you choose love or money?
Love.
14. Your top three favorite kinks in bed?
Oh. How Invasive. (do i have to pick just three ffffffff.) Dirty talk, pain, force.
15. Has anyone ever gone beyond your personal line of respect sexually?
................*eyetwitch*.
16. Where is the most romantic place you have had sex?
Right after Light Up Corydon, in a bedroom. I wish to forget it but. it's there.
17. Where is the weirdest place you have had sex?
Convention bathroom.
18. Have you ever been caught having sex?
Yes.
19. Have you ever been to a strip club?
No. Strippers doe .u.
20. Ever been to a bar just to get sex?
n o.
21. Ever been kicked out of a bar or a club for sexual reasons?
nOPE
22. Ever been picked up in a bar?
haha, no.
23. Have you ever kissed or had sex with someone of the same sex?
Yep
24. What's your sexual preference?
Lets see here
I have a vagina
I like-a vagina
so...who's flying the plane?
25. Had sex in a movie theater?
Sounds interesting. no tho.
26. Had sex in a bathroom?
Yeah.
27. Have you ever had sex at work?
No.
28. Have you ever been in an "adult" store?
Yes
29. Bought something from an adult store?
One time watermellon lube, another time a little purple bullet-shaped vibrator.
30. Do you own any sex toys?
Yes.
31. If yes, how many and what are they?
1, a vibrator.
32. Does anyone have naughty pics of you or are you on film?
Yes. The second one, yes, but I did not consent of it.
33. Have you ever had sex with someone and called them the wrong name?
IM NOT GOING TO ANSWER THIS. (almost.)
34. Have you ever had phone sex?
Yep.
35. Have you ever had cyber sex?
Used to.
36. Do you think oral sex constitutes a form of intercourse?
uhhhhh. yes? >A<
37. What's your favorite sexual position?
COFFEE TABLE. no. actually it's um. well. uhh. the one where you have a face in yo crotch. k.
38. What's your favorite sex act?
The kind that helps you with your boner.
39. Have you ever had sex with more than one person at a time?
prefer not to say.
40. Who do you think has the guts to re-post this?
uM. Im guessing a lot of people will since it's a memeeeee? x.x
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