I would dress you up as a fourth sister, then take you to a club and see how many people hit on you. Sorry, I'll have to shave of the facial hair, but it would be magnificent. And we may have to wax your legs. You will wear a nice short skirt. Yeeeas.....

that is actually appealing

Excelent >:3 I'll get out the wax strips.

Hmmm, think I'd bundle you in to the car and drag you off to a Metal festival for a weekend. The 'owning' day would be used for the travel there...if you want to get home before the festival is over then...err, yeah, I'm drinking 'kay?! :P