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Sex Meme *WARNING*
11 years ago
I stole this meme from 
smithyshark. I decided to do it out of boredom and because I've been sex crazed this past week or so, probably just from loneliness in general.
DISCLAMIER: WARNING, WHAT FOLLOWS CONTAINS A FEW INTIMATE DETAILS. IF YOU WOULD LIKE TO MAINTAIN YOUR DELUSIONS OF ME BEING A CELEBATE MONK, STOP READING NOW.
1. Is there anyone on your friends list you would ever consider having sex with?
Sure, some. I’ve never been intimate with anyone that I didn’t have a friendship with first. I don’t do random hookups and one night stands. There has to be a certain level of trust for me to be intimate with somebody. That being said, I would never go through with it if I thought that it would damage the relationship that I had with that friend. Sex isn’t worth losing a friend over.
I used to believe in saving myself for the one but some people spend their whole lives waiting and never find that person. I still believe in true love and committed monogamous relationships but the world is a lonely place when you’re single. A few friends and I have found comfort in each other on rare occasions. I’m still waiting on true love but sometimes I just need a little intimacy to stay sane.
2. Sex in the morning, afternoon or night?
I’d say afternoon. I’m a zombie in the mornings and I tend to get lazy after dark. Afternoon is prime time although I’d be willing to take it when I get it.
3. What side of the bed do you sleep on?
Depends, I usually have the bed to myself so I’ve been known to wake up on either side or even rarely in the middle.
4. Do you masturbate?
Do dogs bark?
5. How often? Lately?
About as much as any single guy in college I suppose. I do tend to do it more when I’m stressed.
6. Have you ever taken your clothes off for money?
No. People are more likely to pay me to put my clothes back on.
7. Do you prefer showers or baths?
Showers.
8. Have you ever had sex in the shower or the bath?
Nope, I find being wet distracting.
9. Do you watch/read pornography? With other people?
I watch it. Hard to find anything decent worth reading out there, too many bad authors to filter through. I’ve sent dirty stories to people as jokes but I’ve never sat and read it with them. I’ve watched a few short hentai videos with people but that was always just so we could all mutually laugh at how terrible they were.
10. Do you want someone aggressive or passive in bed?
I’m flexible. I usually like to take my cues from whoever I’m with. If you want me to hold you or hold you down, that’s cool. If you want hold me or hold me down, that’s cool too. I like my partner whose not afraid to ask for what he or she wants but I’m not afraid to ask for what I want either. As long as everyone is having fun, it’s all good.
11. Do you love someone on your friends list?
I love all of my close friends. Sadly, I don’t think I’ve ever really been head over heels in love. I’ve been told that’s a blessing by some but it’s kind of like telling someone whose never seen the ocean how lucky they are that they don’t have to worry about sharks. You still want to see it.
12. Do you know all the people on your friends list?
I make a point on Facebook not to friend anyone that I haven’t had at least one real life conversation with although there are a few exceptions for a few who live very far away. As for friends on FA, I know maybe less than two dozen of them in real life. The rest are just names on a screen and the stories that they tell me.
13. Would you choose love or money?
Love, always love. Of course, money doesn’t hurt when you’re trying to make a life together.
14. Your top three favorite kinks in bed?
Hard to say since I don’t have a lot of experience. (1) I’m a very oral centered person. I love to kiss, nibble, lick and suck a lot so my mouth tends to wander all over the place. (2) I like to rub and fondle a lot as well. I like to run my hands over my partner’s body to rub, stroke and tickle. I also love textures. Doesn’t matter if it’s a silk bra or a hairy chest, I’ll rub it forever if you let me. (3) A good sense of humor. Sex can sometimes be very awkward and nervous experience. Someone who’s willing to laugh indulgently when I mess something up or tease me playfully really helps to disarm and relax me.
15. Has anyone ever gone beyond your personal line of respect sexually?
Not really. There have been a few times when I felt a bit used. I’m a very giving person and I have no problem in giving more than I receive so long as it’s my idea. I kind of get a little miffed by those who intentionally set out to get more than they give though.
16. Where is the most romantic place you have had sex?
Sadly, I don’t know if any of the locations can be considered ideal, let alone romantic.
17. Where is the weirdest place you have had sex?
The woods?
18. Have you ever been caught having sex?
No, thank God.
19. Have you ever been to a strip club?
Never.
20. Ever been to a bar just to get sex?
I don’t really do bars. I don’t drink and only really ever go with friends for birthday parties.
21. Ever been kicked out of a bar or a club for sexual reasons?
Never been kicked out of anyplace. I’m usually very polite and well behaved in public.
22. Ever been picked up in a bar?
Nope, like I said, I don’t do bars.
23. Have you ever kissed or had sex with someone of the same sex?
Yes, exclusively in fact.
24. What's your sexual preference?
I tend to strongly prefer men but I’m not entirely opposed to women either. I’d say that my sexual preference is 85% male and 15% female.
25. Had sex in a movie theater?
Well....it’s possible that two people could go the movies at a slow hour on a workday. It’s possible that the movie they wanted to see isn’t showing so they see another one instead. It’s also possible that the movie they randomly chose is really bad and unpopular and they are the only two people in the theater. It’s possible that the movie is so bad that the two people get bored and out of desperation one of the two people comes up with a suggestion of how they can salvage the situation. Like I said, that’s possible. It’s also possible that it wasn’t my idea and I was really nervous the whole time, even if it was fun.
26. Had sex in a bathroom?
Nope. The closest I get is reading the dirty graffiti.
27. Have you ever had sex at work?
NO! If you’d seen the places I’ve worked you’d know just how unsexy that idea is.
28. Have you ever been in an "adult" store?
Several times but mostly just to look around for the sake of curiosity.
29. Bought something from an adult store?
Twice.
30. Do you own any sex toys?
Yes.
31. If yes, how many and what are they?
My two purchases from the adult store. One Doc Johnson dildo, average size, and a beaded pocket pussy.
32. Does anyone have naughty pics of you or are you on film?
No, I’ve been asked once or twice to send pictures but I’ve never been brave enough to send anything except one or two pics when I sexted during my first year of college. My phone at the time was horrible so the pictures were barely discernable anyway.
33. Have you ever had sex with someone and called them the wrong name?
Pffff. Like I said, I don’t have that much sex. I’m gonna remember my partner’s name.
34. Have you ever had phone sex?
Once or twice when I was younger. The thrill was gone after the second time. No substitute for the real thing.
35. Have you ever had cyber sex?
Nah. I’ve done a little dirty texting but that’s about it.
36. Do you think oral sex constitutes a form of intercourse?
Yes. If part of your body is wrapping around or inserting itself into a reproductive organ with the intent of providing sexual pleasure, it’s intercourse.
37. What's your favorite sexual position?
Wait…there are positions?!
Actually, I can’t say. I haven’t been able to try many out.
38. What's your favorite sex act?
Oral sex. I really like to give it and it seems to be what I’m best at.
39. Have you ever had sex with more than one person at a time?
Nope. The idea is appealing on some fantasy level but depending on how it plays out, your either have a lot of fun or your exhausted from having to please the desires of two different people.
40. Who do you think has the guts to re-post this?
Probably anyone who kept reading after my disclaimer.
smithyshark. I decided to do it out of boredom and because I've been sex crazed this past week or so, probably just from loneliness in general.DISCLAMIER: WARNING, WHAT FOLLOWS CONTAINS A FEW INTIMATE DETAILS. IF YOU WOULD LIKE TO MAINTAIN YOUR DELUSIONS OF ME BEING A CELEBATE MONK, STOP READING NOW.
1. Is there anyone on your friends list you would ever consider having sex with?
Sure, some. I’ve never been intimate with anyone that I didn’t have a friendship with first. I don’t do random hookups and one night stands. There has to be a certain level of trust for me to be intimate with somebody. That being said, I would never go through with it if I thought that it would damage the relationship that I had with that friend. Sex isn’t worth losing a friend over.
I used to believe in saving myself for the one but some people spend their whole lives waiting and never find that person. I still believe in true love and committed monogamous relationships but the world is a lonely place when you’re single. A few friends and I have found comfort in each other on rare occasions. I’m still waiting on true love but sometimes I just need a little intimacy to stay sane.
2. Sex in the morning, afternoon or night?
I’d say afternoon. I’m a zombie in the mornings and I tend to get lazy after dark. Afternoon is prime time although I’d be willing to take it when I get it.
3. What side of the bed do you sleep on?
Depends, I usually have the bed to myself so I’ve been known to wake up on either side or even rarely in the middle.
4. Do you masturbate?
Do dogs bark?
5. How often? Lately?
About as much as any single guy in college I suppose. I do tend to do it more when I’m stressed.
6. Have you ever taken your clothes off for money?
No. People are more likely to pay me to put my clothes back on.
7. Do you prefer showers or baths?
Showers.
8. Have you ever had sex in the shower or the bath?
Nope, I find being wet distracting.
9. Do you watch/read pornography? With other people?
I watch it. Hard to find anything decent worth reading out there, too many bad authors to filter through. I’ve sent dirty stories to people as jokes but I’ve never sat and read it with them. I’ve watched a few short hentai videos with people but that was always just so we could all mutually laugh at how terrible they were.
10. Do you want someone aggressive or passive in bed?
I’m flexible. I usually like to take my cues from whoever I’m with. If you want me to hold you or hold you down, that’s cool. If you want hold me or hold me down, that’s cool too. I like my partner whose not afraid to ask for what he or she wants but I’m not afraid to ask for what I want either. As long as everyone is having fun, it’s all good.
11. Do you love someone on your friends list?
I love all of my close friends. Sadly, I don’t think I’ve ever really been head over heels in love. I’ve been told that’s a blessing by some but it’s kind of like telling someone whose never seen the ocean how lucky they are that they don’t have to worry about sharks. You still want to see it.
12. Do you know all the people on your friends list?
I make a point on Facebook not to friend anyone that I haven’t had at least one real life conversation with although there are a few exceptions for a few who live very far away. As for friends on FA, I know maybe less than two dozen of them in real life. The rest are just names on a screen and the stories that they tell me.
13. Would you choose love or money?
Love, always love. Of course, money doesn’t hurt when you’re trying to make a life together.
14. Your top three favorite kinks in bed?
Hard to say since I don’t have a lot of experience. (1) I’m a very oral centered person. I love to kiss, nibble, lick and suck a lot so my mouth tends to wander all over the place. (2) I like to rub and fondle a lot as well. I like to run my hands over my partner’s body to rub, stroke and tickle. I also love textures. Doesn’t matter if it’s a silk bra or a hairy chest, I’ll rub it forever if you let me. (3) A good sense of humor. Sex can sometimes be very awkward and nervous experience. Someone who’s willing to laugh indulgently when I mess something up or tease me playfully really helps to disarm and relax me.
15. Has anyone ever gone beyond your personal line of respect sexually?
Not really. There have been a few times when I felt a bit used. I’m a very giving person and I have no problem in giving more than I receive so long as it’s my idea. I kind of get a little miffed by those who intentionally set out to get more than they give though.
16. Where is the most romantic place you have had sex?
Sadly, I don’t know if any of the locations can be considered ideal, let alone romantic.
17. Where is the weirdest place you have had sex?
The woods?
18. Have you ever been caught having sex?
No, thank God.
19. Have you ever been to a strip club?
Never.
20. Ever been to a bar just to get sex?
I don’t really do bars. I don’t drink and only really ever go with friends for birthday parties.
21. Ever been kicked out of a bar or a club for sexual reasons?
Never been kicked out of anyplace. I’m usually very polite and well behaved in public.
22. Ever been picked up in a bar?
Nope, like I said, I don’t do bars.
23. Have you ever kissed or had sex with someone of the same sex?
Yes, exclusively in fact.
24. What's your sexual preference?
I tend to strongly prefer men but I’m not entirely opposed to women either. I’d say that my sexual preference is 85% male and 15% female.
25. Had sex in a movie theater?
Well....it’s possible that two people could go the movies at a slow hour on a workday. It’s possible that the movie they wanted to see isn’t showing so they see another one instead. It’s also possible that the movie they randomly chose is really bad and unpopular and they are the only two people in the theater. It’s possible that the movie is so bad that the two people get bored and out of desperation one of the two people comes up with a suggestion of how they can salvage the situation. Like I said, that’s possible. It’s also possible that it wasn’t my idea and I was really nervous the whole time, even if it was fun.
26. Had sex in a bathroom?
Nope. The closest I get is reading the dirty graffiti.
27. Have you ever had sex at work?
NO! If you’d seen the places I’ve worked you’d know just how unsexy that idea is.
28. Have you ever been in an "adult" store?
Several times but mostly just to look around for the sake of curiosity.
29. Bought something from an adult store?
Twice.
30. Do you own any sex toys?
Yes.
31. If yes, how many and what are they?
My two purchases from the adult store. One Doc Johnson dildo, average size, and a beaded pocket pussy.
32. Does anyone have naughty pics of you or are you on film?
No, I’ve been asked once or twice to send pictures but I’ve never been brave enough to send anything except one or two pics when I sexted during my first year of college. My phone at the time was horrible so the pictures were barely discernable anyway.
33. Have you ever had sex with someone and called them the wrong name?
Pffff. Like I said, I don’t have that much sex. I’m gonna remember my partner’s name.
34. Have you ever had phone sex?
Once or twice when I was younger. The thrill was gone after the second time. No substitute for the real thing.
35. Have you ever had cyber sex?
Nah. I’ve done a little dirty texting but that’s about it.
36. Do you think oral sex constitutes a form of intercourse?
Yes. If part of your body is wrapping around or inserting itself into a reproductive organ with the intent of providing sexual pleasure, it’s intercourse.
37. What's your favorite sexual position?
Wait…there are positions?!
Actually, I can’t say. I haven’t been able to try many out.
38. What's your favorite sex act?
Oral sex. I really like to give it and it seems to be what I’m best at.
39. Have you ever had sex with more than one person at a time?
Nope. The idea is appealing on some fantasy level but depending on how it plays out, your either have a lot of fun or your exhausted from having to please the desires of two different people.
40. Who do you think has the guts to re-post this?
Probably anyone who kept reading after my disclaimer.
Also we should talk more, man, it's been forever.