The NSA is losing it. Come on guys I you need to raid my search history for my porn/ terrorist history. It's a matter of national security!

I think of it more like they want to see the good shit so they stalk us. Like some kind of pimply 12 year old.

This guy however is awesome!

Oh if you check my gallery i made you a sketch >u<

I haven't heard any news about or from the NSA in awhile.

Hay ^_^

I stole a hospital gown from the ER o.o...

What?

>.> O.o

I'm already watched by my own government's GCSB. Can I buy a vowel from you guys

I may or may not have downloaded a few movies and or TV shows from not not youtube.... maybe....

Big Brother is watching me ! :O

yes, the plan is working! keep it up Jimmy, our spamming is distracting them!

What XD?

Quick! Keep spamming! The chores are nearly across the border!

Ok

churros* srry spell check censored the churro cartel

Ever had them stuffed with ice cream? :0 *drool*

OH MY GOD I NEEDZ!

Ikr

I like having the NSA around - it's like a friend you don't have to pay attention to

I'm sure you'll be watching me, ICE KING.
BWAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA HAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

Please don't arrest me I promise I'll never look up questionable porn again

NSA, you are my 600th watcher!

awww thats funny

The NSA, they know what you're doing, and when you're doing it at all times.

But do they know why kids love Cinnamon Toast Crunch?

Because of CinnamonToastKen!

That is the best question I have ever seen, period.

...Wait sooo.. the NSA is Santa Claus?

This...

Ah, my brother. This is what a life of watching will do to you.

Alright, I'll bite. You say you like furry porn, what kind?

I'm watching you...

the only time i can get off is when the nsa is spying on me punching my weird fat dick

lmfao

I have an armor piercing 5.56 round in my house owo

Only one?
I win this battle.
C-4 also says I win.
.....
.....why am I posting this information?
Oh yea.....they already know.

It was a test and u failed BU lol

Faild..?
NUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
*C-4 detonates*

*jumps through window with flaming explosion closely following*

Lol

WINDOW?!?!?

I'm in a tree......

So where's the window?!

Thats what I wanna know.....

Poor tree... ;-;

Maybe it's hollow...

And has a window on it somehow :/, why are we even pondering these semantics

This I'd what happens when you are publicly watched by TheNSA.

We talk about retarded things leading the USA to believe we aren't smart?

Banana?

Indubitably

Absolutely.

Forever

Derp.

I was expecting it to go on and spam this page for a while :P

Oh trust me, I can spam. Ask the two in my shouts about it.
*bounce*

I feel unimportant now lol

You don't have to be.
*bounce*
Though I need sleep before I continue
*bounce*

Bounce? Owo

Yep!
*bounce*
a friend said I was a bouncy glowy Umbreon thingy.
*bounce*
Bouncing is fun.
*bounce*

Sounds dirty <w<

Wow. It does.
*bounce*
BOUNCE WITH ME, WORLD!!!!
*bounce*

I'm gooooof lol

Shun.
*bounce*
SHUUUUUNNN!!!!!!!!!

Shun nothing! :U

We're on a bridge, Charlie!
Behold, the Millipede!

http://m.youtube.com/?#/watch?v=KdcOmh9krUI

The Millipede!

Did you look at the explosion at all? If not, you're cool.

Always lol

Why are you watching us all? What is this for anyway?

i heard a new radio station. 90.9 suppose to talk about this world and stuff

It's a satire account that changes nothing on your own page or inbox besides a fave, or comment. Why is it an issue?

Realistically, what about every other stranger with different names, icons, art, or lack thereof? If this account was Johnny2x4 with the same icon and possibly saying this is a joke account, would you request the same thing?

That comes off as being a bit pretentious.

Unless things of course get excessively offensive.

That'd work until they make a new account, and I assume you're aware of how overbearingly extensive it would be to include IP blocking for every user.

well, you have seen the trampling that the nsa has done to people's rights and shredding of the constitution daily...right?

i dont want someone being a troll like this watching my accout either...joke or not...

its not even remotely within 100 mile radius of being "funny."

i wish there was a way you could say "no" to a request to watch. sort of like the account owner would have a choice.

I feel the same way :/ spam accounts need to fuck off just because they serve no potential purpose, they take up memory of this web site and leave more work to people who have to pay to keep it working when this watcher takes up 6.3 gigabytes of mem watching every member here.

I'm well aware of the mix of actual breached rights and security on top of conspiracies. I don't have the power alone to make a change, so I can't really complain unless I'm planning to start an uprising.

You can either complain or do something about it. Bring it up to an admin (and/or someone who takes suggestions) and congressman who do their jobs.

That is specifically not how a website with public accounts with public viewership works. You are on the wrong website if you think you should have specific say over who has access to your public content, and by extension whether they should know if you add more public content.

"Because it is my account and I would like some say in who watches/does not watch it."

Sure, it is your account, but you don't have the authority or say in who gets to watch you or not.

If you don't want to watch it, then that is fine, it's not hurting anyone or causing any trouble of the sort. You really shouldn't let something so small drive you up a wall.

In the future, if you block someone preemtively they can't watch you at a later date. Blocking them while they're already watching you doesn't remove the watch, however.

If it does, ill just make one and watch you just to listen to you continue bitching like a little kid.

But Art styles, idiosyncrasies, and other little tid-bits are likely to tip someone off that you are you. Assuming, that is, that they want to spend that time figuring those things.

Then why the fuss? Ignore it. Have some tolerance or a spine at least.

then why make the request so public? why didn't you "request" privately? knowing this would cause a debate? just saying.

The idea is that, if you ask privately than rather enter the shitstorm, then you don't run into that issue.

It's not about what you feel you should say about, it's more of based on the action of how and where it's done.

Try to take the surrounding situations into account before proceeding the next time.

I AM NOT A NUMBER! I AM A FREE MAN! OR MAYBE A PLASTIC SPACEMAN!

I only see numbers....

Why people get pissed at this account for just following them is beyond me.

Following a dragon will lead to unnecessary tailwhipping...

I actually laughed at that

satire is dead

I was looking at this account earlier. And now your watching me. Wowe

Woah

Stop watching you you asshat. I'm not even American, this shit doesn't apply to me.

You know this is satire, right?

I would dumb down the word "satire" big words scare people...otherwise the hilarious amount of butthurt wouldn't be happening. of course I bet my right arm someone is shitting their pants right now believing the NSA is really watching them

I chuckled when I saw the watch in my inbox. Furries need to get out of their furry box. XD

yeah but like most children... furries LOVE drama. I mean it is no surprise that furries have a bad rep publicly and are the punching bag of the internet

Don't worry, bronies are helping with that!

i'm rather enjoying the baby cries :D

I see dead bodies walking around like they don't even know there dead

YAY MY FIRST WATCHER...granted it is someone who watches everyone, but WHATEVER!

Followin' an oversexed stud will git ya on tha news

Roflmfao.
wow. I think I shit myself laughing so hard at that.

Ya knows it's true

Thanks Obama!

Mmmm you guys havent heard of the thought police then...

Unless...they're among the furs who commented on this o.o I can't trust anyone!

*waves into my webcam I know you've secretly somehow turned on even though I'm using linux* :P

About time you watched me. I was worried that the party van left me behind!

says the NSA. you nosey American folks :3

Pffh, if this was the NSA, I wouldn't be able to watch back.

We shall defeat the NSA with comments! :D

I have a pirate version of Photoshop CS2 that I've given to about 20 people Lol!

pls don't start sending cheese and demist letters...

Good luck, I'm behind seven proxies!

Like this?
http://i2.kym-cdn.com/photos/images.....DERMANLUCK.png

that is how long ago the NSA was founded, I wish more people got that since I went to the bother to research that...

Note to self: Furries don't get jokes that require effort

if its anything worth anything or even nothing at all....a furry will get butthurt over it.

It's what we call dry humor since it requires some thinking.

I'm not even American and I knew that tiny bit of info.
Keep going on. The reactions are hilarious. Furries need to learn to laugh with satires or jokes.

If someone doesn't know, educating them is its own prize. Letting them 'in on the joke' is a good thing.

Maybe you are older than the nsa! Old furries it exists! Just like thin furries eheh,they aren't ll gat

The weird people who watch me!

BUT WHY DO THE HOTDOG PACKS COME IN 8, YET THE HOTDOG BUNS COME IN 6????

CAPITALISM!

Actually, that makes sense.....

they fixed that btw :D packs now come in 8 to 8 now :D no more extra buns :D

took you six days to rack up more pageviews and watchers than me in over six years... can't say I'm not a little jealous.

Why did you get suspended? WHY?

I really hate FurAffinity, sometimes. And furries who freak out about this account.

But isn't that what furries do naturally?

Have a like, good si--- damn it, this isn't Facebook.

About god damn time the administrators get a handle on this situation with users rampantly creating watchbot accounts to watch an inhumanly large number of other users. While it may not be any violation of the site rules, its stupidly annoying to have the entire site lent to just getting endlessly trolled by fucking infantile humored furries and now everyone's stuck with "TheNSA" in their watched list because there's no way to forcibly get someone to not watch you.

God riddance you furfag asshole NSA troll.

--Mozdoc

Holy tits calm the fuck down before you have an aneurysm or a cerebrovascular accident. Come to think of it, disregard my advice seeing as you're already halfway there.

Wow, some is a little butthurt from a free watch =P

Because its not a free watch. There is no active user here that will ever have any vested interest in any content that this site produces. This is blatant and, somehow, legal trolling of the website and its entire userbase just for the sake of getting a laugh out of it, and I personally want nothing to do with it. So yes, I am going to be "butthurt from a free watch" especially when it serves me no purpose. Its stupid, and the infantile humor of this fandom leaves a lot to be desired at times.

Accounts such as these need some means by which to be purged out of the database, and users given some means to disassociate themselves from these trolling asshats by nixing the watches between this account and theirs.

--Mozdoc

Calm your shit, this doesn't matter in the real world. No one's gonna care about one random guy watching you on a porn website.

Why don't you bitch at the website to fix that issue so you can remove watchers if it bothers you that much. It's the system that's a failure, not the people.

:c ou,....

Watching me, eh? Well, don't come cryin' to me when your eyes melt out because you saw things that couldn't be unseen XD

(
I kid, of course. thanks for the watch ;)
)

-BC

I love how some people are thinking this is real, I enjoy the lull and again thanks for the watch!

I once shut off the circuit breaker box for my entire neighborhood just to see how long it would take for the e look electric company to find out what happened

Welcome to MY world.

im gay

and? im not judging. thats your business. i am happy for you,however, because yure not afraid to be yourself. or are you just joking? bi-curious?

I'm gay

good for you bro ^^

I'm gay.

somehing you all have in common. so why dont youthree mingle if you havent already?

Gimme some of your tots >:C

theyre mine! im frickin hungry! GAAWSH

I'm gay

thats cool. so go live life bro.

I'm ga

wow. you must be very proud... why don you write a journal about it?

I'm

...you must be high...are you okay? or are you just testing my patience?

gay

perhaps you are trolling?

I'm not. I'm gay

are you flattered yet?

no I'm gay

are you gay?

i think were supposed to play along...

ive been doig tha for the longest of time dude!

I'm gay

man,you realy ARE high...

we already know dat, weed!

I'm gay

i think were supposed to play along...

RIP NSA. we will miss you!

Maybe if we complain hard enough, his suspension will be removed. It works for crybabies at least. :v

YES

THIS!

are you fucking kidding me? oka. let me look at both sides...

positive:quit your bitching! he watched you and respects you andyou wanna compain?!

negative: i dont want him watching me! if people look at my account, theyll think im on probation!

whose right? you decide!

i vote the positive.
If you don't like being watched, get off of a public site.

It don't matter, he banned so says tha Queer bunch.

Just suspended x3

MWAAHAHAHHH @____________@

Heheheh
*'Tis a comment*

Ha! Found this in TheNSA's shouts.

 kmeister
I'll stop smuggling mexicans now :c

LOL my side it hurts

Now the government is gonna arrest me for torturing another person.

na they too busy trying to read all these comments
:D

You say it like you're sure.

Omg YOU'RE ONE OF THEM!!!!!

*chuckles* yes i watch you while you sleep while you eat and WHILE YOU TALK O.O and text

Really? That's all?
I've already got 3 people who do the same thing.

i could do more.. but.. you know we already have your DNA blood samples lock of you hair.. and your toe nail clippings what else dose NSA need to know who to chase :D

That's not possible.
I'm a figment of my own imagination.

I think this is a very cool, very original idea!
Social commentary mixed with some creative fun and tech.

moisturize me.

Hah

Doctor who reference?

Wait -- people are still taking this seriously??
Bahahaha!

This is a topple of lulz with all the gullibility.

I agree.
*bounce*

2/10 made me look

I like cake.

Now this is ridiculous. The NSA watching me while my gryphonian eagle vision is much more capable of watching TheNSA.... those blind moles.

HEHEHEHEHEHEHEHEHEHE FREE AND INDEPENDENT INDIVIDUALS CAN OVER RUN NSA!!!! MURICAA!!!!

Thanks for the watch NSA, Feel free to run through my work. Who knows you might like it. :3

Comments are always welcome.

What have we learned?

Bitching enough about something that's completely not harming anyone will cause you to be suspended. Crybabies win every time!

A-fucking-men!

Meanwhile there is cub porn, bouncing tit icons, etc that is allowed but watching someone? Nah lets just bitch about it.

Right?! Not to mention the slew of other places that ONLY watch people in droves. It's just because of the name of this and the one that people are flipping shits for no reason.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7bQwin3Vv0k

srry I'll stop making bombs :(((((((

It's ok

* looks a bit confuses*

NSA + KGB = BFF

I can't believe the admins suspended this account for just watching people..

Leave it to FA to ruin innocent fun whilst there's a lot of more important shit than someone clicking the +watch with a whitty name to deal with

I think there "afraid" of the "hits" there servers are getting!

this account is a bot, even though its suspended its still adding people to the watch list

well... that's interesting >.>

To be fair he replied with a note... either he figured out how to continue to use his account even though its suspended or it is automatically watching people somehow. Either way... at least he just made this account for a giggle and not to do something malicious.

OMFG WHAT IS THIS NSA THING HEAAAA

222 damn comments later... XD
I've got nothing!
Just... ignore my proceedings, carry on... 8)

If your the NSA...

then you must know the Illuminati.

"Illuminati want my mind, soul and my body.
Secret Society, trying to keep their eye on me." -Prodigy

Hey! NSA! wanna yiff?

Lol bet you can't tell me my name

this iz by FAR the most anticipated account that ive ever seen, and this guy is suspeneded! not even a journal! its a promtion board XD