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Well that one year of contact center work down :D
11 years ago
Hello everyone,
Today was my one year anniversary of my current job and my first day of my new position, same company but now I'm Inventory Audit Coordinator. I enjoyed my time in the contact center, but I am left with some humorous questions to ask anybody willing to answer.
1. Like what makes people think a 1-800 number is the local store down the street? I mean honestly we have 136 stores and 50 in Canada. What in God's green f***-all makes you think a 1-800 number is to your store 5 minutes from your house. And you're not gonna get anywhere by arguing with me either.
2. Who said Friday at 6:00pm was a good time to call? I can't help you! Everything I could do to help won't be done until Monday morning. Yes MONDAY as in like two days of waiting. Leading into question 3.
3. What makes you think I am behind the phone 24/7? Noooo I'm here everyday allday. I live off of vending machine snacks and Monster energy drinks so I can make sure I am always here to listen to you complain.
4. How do you know I was the one to ship your package? Yes I was the one who put all your stuff in a box, put a sticker on it, and sent it to you. You didn't get what you ordered? Too damn bad! HAHA
Thanks for reading
KaGe
Today was my one year anniversary of my current job and my first day of my new position, same company but now I'm Inventory Audit Coordinator. I enjoyed my time in the contact center, but I am left with some humorous questions to ask anybody willing to answer.
1. Like what makes people think a 1-800 number is the local store down the street? I mean honestly we have 136 stores and 50 in Canada. What in God's green f***-all makes you think a 1-800 number is to your store 5 minutes from your house. And you're not gonna get anywhere by arguing with me either.
2. Who said Friday at 6:00pm was a good time to call? I can't help you! Everything I could do to help won't be done until Monday morning. Yes MONDAY as in like two days of waiting. Leading into question 3.
3. What makes you think I am behind the phone 24/7? Noooo I'm here everyday allday. I live off of vending machine snacks and Monster energy drinks so I can make sure I am always here to listen to you complain.
4. How do you know I was the one to ship your package? Yes I was the one who put all your stuff in a box, put a sticker on it, and sent it to you. You didn't get what you ordered? Too damn bad! HAHA
Thanks for reading
KaGe
These are hilariously bad. XD