I gotta say, that workout was ... interesting. If I didn't have blood rushing to every part of my body to try and keep up, I would have been sporting the biggest erection in my brand new Underarmors (bought boxer-jocks, shorts, and a shirt to kick off the new workout routine). Why is that?

Here's some context. My workplace has offered a free-to-employees 6-week long bootcamp type workout. They bought us Yoga mats, and it's being taught by the CEO or President's PT (not sure which). We had weigh-ins on 9/26/14, and for this Monday and the following 5 we are having group workouts, and the PT will give us diets and at-home/gym workouts to maintain during the weeks. The male and female who lose the most weight by percentage will win iWatches when they are released in 2015.

So today was the first of those 6 Monday workouts. The PT is a well-muscled, tall black man with a jovial attitude and friendly smile. We kick things off after some stretches in high gear, and never stop for the full hour. During the entire time, as he's pacing around and helping us with our forms for the various exercises, he offers words of encouragement. His demeanor, while still friendly, became more serious the whole time. And sometimes refers to the group as girls (and sometimes boys, was arbitrary). Normally, I don't like the idea of being talked dirty to (being called a girl, sissy, boy-pussy, bitch, etc. Major turn-off, seriously, don't say that stuff to me). But ... Not today, I guess?

Many times, when doing certain exercises, he'd say things like "Keep those asses tight. Nothing's better than a tight ass!" or "Toes to the ceiling, keep those legs up!" or "Now for the Prison Position!" (a bent-over position with butt extended back). A few times he would tell us to work hard, push our bodies, and keep sweating. He wanted the room to stink of our sweat.

Well, again, if blood wasn't being used elsewhere, I'd have had a major erection. When I was driving home, and finally caught my breath, I had a throbbing erection during the entire 30 minute drive. And now have thoughts of a PT teaching a class so he can get everyone lean, so he can fuck and eat them after >.> Yes, everything devolves to vore with me.