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19 years ago
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Once agian.... spell check is for the weak and dishonest.... i know i can't spell, and now so do you!.... I was going to make a comment about Thanks giving dinner and my odd eating habits..... but its kinda far along... i was then gonna write about Xmas presents and such but..... too early....... so i have settled.....
BIG FANCY DINNERS! Thats right.... be it Thanksgiving, Xmas Eve, Easter or whatever made up holiday you use as a excuse to stuff food into yourself giult free.... this is for you.... but really its for me..... This.... was my thanks giving.....
Mother had made mashed potatoes.... lets start on those.... she aparently forgot how she used to make them, having not in awial..... so we had a mashed potato gravy this thanks giving.... it honestly looked like a pile o horse cum slowly spreding across your plate..... but it was good even though disturbing...... We had two kinds of stuffing and it makes me think of this.... there are two kinds of people.. those who love stuffing... and those who think its...... no... i think you know which one i am.... i have yet to taste a stuffing i like.... The turky was slow roasted over twenty four hours, and then baked for a few more..... this was.... the best turky... i ever had... the dark meat was so perfectly turkyish and not too sweet, and the white meat was perfectly spiced, none of it even needed seasoning...... i wish i had more..... there was also biscuits, cranberry, and..... gravy....
Ok there are three of us, me my mother and step father..... I start off by getting turky and laddling some potato gravy over it, i then grab, yes grab, four disks of cranberry, with my hands..... and some rolls..... biscuits... whatever you couldn't tell.... i pick up a disk of fruit gel and eat it, i eat most of the turky by hand... and i only used the fork to scoop some sliced turky and potato onto the roll...... ooooooh and did i forget to mention our corn and green beans were practicly raw? but they were ok... especily on my samich......
Ok so now you know several things..... one.... my mom can cook but sometimes botches..... two.... never invite me to dinner.... heh..... ok i'm not that bad in public.... and three..... nobody in the world really likes stuffing....
this one was half assed because i'm in a half assed mood.... i'll definetly post another one after Xmas about presents, and one around new years about explosives.... so...... this is my present to the three people who read my stuff! woot... ok... so um.... time to go away..... um..... shit..... i guess i forgot a exit stratigy..... um...... Merry Coldasswinterholidaystuff! I hope you get enough snow to enjoy, but not enough to make you desire global warming! Corse since 50% of the people reading this live in florida...... i hope you..... um...... get....... stuff?
Happy holiday stuff....
BIG FANCY DINNERS! Thats right.... be it Thanksgiving, Xmas Eve, Easter or whatever made up holiday you use as a excuse to stuff food into yourself giult free.... this is for you.... but really its for me..... This.... was my thanks giving.....
Mother had made mashed potatoes.... lets start on those.... she aparently forgot how she used to make them, having not in awial..... so we had a mashed potato gravy this thanks giving.... it honestly looked like a pile o horse cum slowly spreding across your plate..... but it was good even though disturbing...... We had two kinds of stuffing and it makes me think of this.... there are two kinds of people.. those who love stuffing... and those who think its...... no... i think you know which one i am.... i have yet to taste a stuffing i like.... The turky was slow roasted over twenty four hours, and then baked for a few more..... this was.... the best turky... i ever had... the dark meat was so perfectly turkyish and not too sweet, and the white meat was perfectly spiced, none of it even needed seasoning...... i wish i had more..... there was also biscuits, cranberry, and..... gravy....
Ok there are three of us, me my mother and step father..... I start off by getting turky and laddling some potato gravy over it, i then grab, yes grab, four disks of cranberry, with my hands..... and some rolls..... biscuits... whatever you couldn't tell.... i pick up a disk of fruit gel and eat it, i eat most of the turky by hand... and i only used the fork to scoop some sliced turky and potato onto the roll...... ooooooh and did i forget to mention our corn and green beans were practicly raw? but they were ok... especily on my samich......
Ok so now you know several things..... one.... my mom can cook but sometimes botches..... two.... never invite me to dinner.... heh..... ok i'm not that bad in public.... and three..... nobody in the world really likes stuffing....
this one was half assed because i'm in a half assed mood.... i'll definetly post another one after Xmas about presents, and one around new years about explosives.... so...... this is my present to the three people who read my stuff! woot... ok... so um.... time to go away..... um..... shit..... i guess i forgot a exit stratigy..... um...... Merry Coldasswinterholidaystuff! I hope you get enough snow to enjoy, but not enough to make you desire global warming! Corse since 50% of the people reading this live in florida...... i hope you..... um...... get....... stuff?
Happy holiday stuff....
