I meant this to be my first journal post instead of the lack of easter bunnies post, but I was side tracked. Run for your lives folks, it's another dream I had.

A long time ago I had a dream which involved a herd of deer tap dancing in front of me. I had thought I would never have a dream like that again, that it was a one time good deal, but no! Curse my damaged dog brain, the dream came back with reinforcements.

It started in a park near the town I live in. Nobody around and I was walking in the park for no reason that I could think of. A nice day for a walk, lack of people, animals and such, or so I thought. The center of the park had a gazebo, a good sized one where bands would play in the summer. Around the gazebo were a head of deer, does in fact. they parted to make a path for me to the steps of the gazebo and the eldest said, "climb up and take your place." I had no idea what she was saying but I had a feeling I better get up there. I stood in the middle of the gazebo and waited while all the does chanted something I could not understand. One doe moved out from the crowd and tried to walk up the stairs. She stumbled and the crowd started laughing. At that point she looks back at them and yelled at them saying, "Hey! give me a break, I got four legs here!" By this time, I began to realize that these were the same deer that were in my tap dancing deer dream from years ago but only older. After thinking that, the doe on the stairs looked at me and said. "Yep, but this is going to be different, you will see.

When she got to the middle of the gazebo with me, the crowd grew silent and music began to play. Not tap dancing musing, slow dancing music!!! I was confused and she told me to move in close to her, place my hands on her sides and follow her lead. It was awkward at first, her front hooves kept stepping on my sneakers and her rear legs were not totally in sync with her front. I heard muted laugher from the crowd until the eldest told them to shut up. She rested her head on my shoulder and leaned into me and we slow danced. At this point, she whispered to me in a corny voice, "You dance divinely my deer." Suddenly and without warning, she said."Oh, you are getting excited!" I heard the crowd giggle and as I looked down at my pants, I woke up!

Ok, that was quite different. I would have guessed this genre has effected my mind, but I must point out that I had the tap dancing deer dream many years before I heard of furry fandom. could this latest dream be an evolution of my affinity for furry? Or could it just be another horny guy dream?