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Sorry but the hate just has to come out.
16 years ago
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Alright watch out everyone who doesn't give a damn....I'm about to vent some bad monkey vibes. Prepare yourselves.
by the way.......I HATE MEMEs like this one......
Grrrr.....
1. Are you single or taken?
I am taken......by the earthsong herself....and bill nye the science guy because science is cool
2. Chocolate or flowers?
Choclates, because riding a bicycle everywhere lets me eat whatever the frack I want.
3. Will you do anything special for Valentine's Day?
I hate the world a little less, because sometimes I get to see people doing cute stuff in public. Like kissing....hugging.....and sometimes......dry humping. Big shout out to all my fellow public dry humpers out there!!! Wooo...... dry humps for jesus..... Oh my oh no, what am I saying....dry humping....IN PUBLIC!!!! deplorable.....valetines is the devils day *giggle* no, sorry Its true.... I'm actually crazy enough to think dry humping in public is cute. Especially when old people do it, lol. Old people have feelings too ya know. Jeez. Don't be a player hater.
4.Do you like anyone?
I like hardly anyone but friends from long ago. Everyone else seems like anthropmorphic bags of red jelly with creepy ass button eyes. So excuse me if I just wish they'd all go away.
5. Were you dating anyone last Valentine's?
My girlfriend, and you know what? Frag you for asking me such a stupid question. I will draw humiliating picutres of you meat puppet....you better watch the fock out.
6. What would be your dream Valentine's date?
Have a huge orgy in the street with my girlfriend and a bunch of androids I'd created earlier in the day all by myself in the back shed extracting raw materials from the 10x10 piece of sod they call my back yard. Oh......and all the robots have been made to look exactly like every douche bag has ever handed me a church pamphlet in my life. Hot. I love dominating mindless douchebags with my girlfriend.
7. Do you make a big deal about Valentine's?
Nope I just eat chocolate untill my intestines rupture. It hurts the first time....but after that.....oooo.....mmmm....yeah, its really quite fun.....I highly suggest it, having feces leech into your body cavity is great for the "soul".
8. Have you ever had a secret admirer?
Yep, then she found out I hated "jesus" and that I'm a closet nymphomaniac wanna-be whos too paranoid to act on his idiotic desires who draws porn instead.
9. Would you ever write someone a love letter?
I really wish the weight of modern living as a retail slave wasn't crushing my godless little soul right now than maybe I'd actually have the inspiration to do something as amazing as that.
I'm sure my girlfriend would love it. I love to make her smile ^_^
10. Do you believe in Cupid?
I believe in Completely Universal Processor I/O Design or CUPID for short.
11. Do your parents give you presents on Valentine's?
Giant boxes chock full of Choclate flavored hydrogenated vegtable oil and corn syrup.
12. Do you still send out Valentine's cards?
I'd probably have a much closer relationship with jesus if I did.
13. Do you like candy hearts?
They taste like chaulk. I want to sky dive naked from an aero-plane with my mouth full of them. Then I'd tattoo my lovers name across the sky in a trail of candy heart vomitus.
15. Is Valentine's depressing?
No way. Its great. I love Love.
16. How do you feel about PDA?
I luv it. I like seeing it, I like doing it.......that is when I can get over my stupid paranoia. Luckily if I just imagine all those imaginary watchers getting shot by a bowel disrupter for all of eternity than I'm feeling fine and I actually make snuggle shluvs with my lady all over my car at night in the woods under a full moon.
17. How is your love life?
Delicious.
18. Have you ever been dumped on Valentines?
No sir, only on Christmas and my birthday.
19. How many roses would you want?
I want no roses, give me a basket full of guavas and kiwis instead.
20. Will you have a boyfriend/girlfriend next Valentines?
Yes and hopefully she will be getting bodaciously bone-inated to poly orgasmic bliss all day that day. Just like in hawaii. Hooray
by the way.......I HATE MEMEs like this one......
Grrrr.....
1. Are you single or taken?
I am taken......by the earthsong herself....and bill nye the science guy because science is cool
2. Chocolate or flowers?
Choclates, because riding a bicycle everywhere lets me eat whatever the frack I want.
3. Will you do anything special for Valentine's Day?
I hate the world a little less, because sometimes I get to see people doing cute stuff in public. Like kissing....hugging.....and sometimes......dry humping. Big shout out to all my fellow public dry humpers out there!!! Wooo...... dry humps for jesus..... Oh my oh no, what am I saying....dry humping....IN PUBLIC!!!! deplorable.....valetines is the devils day *giggle* no, sorry Its true.... I'm actually crazy enough to think dry humping in public is cute. Especially when old people do it, lol. Old people have feelings too ya know. Jeez. Don't be a player hater.
4.Do you like anyone?
I like hardly anyone but friends from long ago. Everyone else seems like anthropmorphic bags of red jelly with creepy ass button eyes. So excuse me if I just wish they'd all go away.
5. Were you dating anyone last Valentine's?
My girlfriend, and you know what? Frag you for asking me such a stupid question. I will draw humiliating picutres of you meat puppet....you better watch the fock out.
6. What would be your dream Valentine's date?
Have a huge orgy in the street with my girlfriend and a bunch of androids I'd created earlier in the day all by myself in the back shed extracting raw materials from the 10x10 piece of sod they call my back yard. Oh......and all the robots have been made to look exactly like every douche bag has ever handed me a church pamphlet in my life. Hot. I love dominating mindless douchebags with my girlfriend.
7. Do you make a big deal about Valentine's?
Nope I just eat chocolate untill my intestines rupture. It hurts the first time....but after that.....oooo.....mmmm....yeah, its really quite fun.....I highly suggest it, having feces leech into your body cavity is great for the "soul".
8. Have you ever had a secret admirer?
Yep, then she found out I hated "jesus" and that I'm a closet nymphomaniac wanna-be whos too paranoid to act on his idiotic desires who draws porn instead.
9. Would you ever write someone a love letter?
I really wish the weight of modern living as a retail slave wasn't crushing my godless little soul right now than maybe I'd actually have the inspiration to do something as amazing as that.
I'm sure my girlfriend would love it. I love to make her smile ^_^
10. Do you believe in Cupid?
I believe in Completely Universal Processor I/O Design or CUPID for short.
11. Do your parents give you presents on Valentine's?
Giant boxes chock full of Choclate flavored hydrogenated vegtable oil and corn syrup.
12. Do you still send out Valentine's cards?
I'd probably have a much closer relationship with jesus if I did.
13. Do you like candy hearts?
They taste like chaulk. I want to sky dive naked from an aero-plane with my mouth full of them. Then I'd tattoo my lovers name across the sky in a trail of candy heart vomitus.
15. Is Valentine's depressing?
No way. Its great. I love Love.
16. How do you feel about PDA?
I luv it. I like seeing it, I like doing it.......that is when I can get over my stupid paranoia. Luckily if I just imagine all those imaginary watchers getting shot by a bowel disrupter for all of eternity than I'm feeling fine and I actually make snuggle shluvs with my lady all over my car at night in the woods under a full moon.
17. How is your love life?
Delicious.
18. Have you ever been dumped on Valentines?
No sir, only on Christmas and my birthday.
19. How many roses would you want?
I want no roses, give me a basket full of guavas and kiwis instead.
20. Will you have a boyfriend/girlfriend next Valentines?
Yes and hopefully she will be getting bodaciously bone-inated to poly orgasmic bliss all day that day. Just like in hawaii. Hooray
I probably shouldn't have wasted my time filling it out.....but some of those rants were very therapeutic. Hopefully they'll give me the strength to work through this midnight shift with only 2 hours of sleep. Hooray!!