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2015.
From the heart-wrenching international news of terrorist shootings, to the biggest and hard-hitting national coverage of mass-shootings, to the noteworthy local stories of police shootings, only one trusted fur stood by your side and nurtured the troubled masses through this monumental roller-coaster ride of a year that was 2015.
That fur was me. Adrik Wolf. The living legend. The true Donald Trump of Furaffinity.
We could talk about greatness. We could talk about my greatness. I am a great fur. I do great things. Monumentally great things. Some have compared me to a great god. Whenever someone is having a casual conversation and the name of Adrik Wolf is invoked, greatness immediately follows.
And now 2015 is drawing near a close. We have a mission ahead of us. A destiny. We need to bond together to ensure greatness continues to thrive. We need to welcome in 2016 by continuing to make Adrik Wolf great again.
Before I write my next journal, outlining how we will all make Adrik Wolf great again, let me please your palate by offering my yearly ‘End of The Year Greatness Meme’. An ongoing tradition for over 500 years, Adrik Wolf offers up a list of memorable events from the year we have all lived and offers you, my loyal and trusted followers, the chance to pick the most popular events of 2015 for which inspired and touched us the most. When all the questions have been answered and your selections posted, the results will be tallied and my end of the year round-up will be announced!
So without further ado….let us look back on 2015 and bask in all the greatness that was the year we all agreed to Make Adrik Wolf Great Again!
1.) Who Inspired You Most In 2015?
A.) Cecil the Lion (Honoured as the first wild animal to ever be killed)
B.) Star Wars: The Force Awakens marketing team
C.) Some diseased kid
D.) Gha’aragoth, the God of Lust
E.) Fucking Refugees
2.) What Was The Best Pop Moment Of 2015 For Your Pitiful Ass?
A.) KONO 101.1 FM’s Get The Led Out Led Zeppelin Labour Day Weekend
B.) The epic feud between Israel and Palestine
C.) One Direction fan Emily Pontzer cutting ties with the band to focus on her clay pottery
D.) Just happening to come across Tomorrowland on Disney Channel right at the beginning
E.) Discovering that nobody cares dick about your life on Instagram. Just like Facebook, Skype, Steam, Tumblr…
3.) Have You Been Working Out In 2015?
A.) Little bit, little bit
B.) Jazzercise every Thursday and Saturday
C.) Just the forearms, but damn what a difference
D.) Oh yeah…hardcore
E.) Baby, God just made the clay…I’ve got to sculpt it
4.) What Spring Break 2015 Vacation Package Did You Splurge On?
A.) 6 Days, 1 Night Bahama-Rama Cruise
B.) Slammin’ Safari’s 7-day Rhino-provoking Tour
C.) La Crosse, Wisconsin’s All-Nite Library Reference Room Crawl
D.) Authentic ‘Crops-Don’t-Stop’ Farmhand experience
E.) All-Inclusive 5150 Involuntary Psychiatric Hold
5.) What Was The Biggest News Story Of 2015?
A.) Bill Cosby’s actions in 2015, 2014, 2010, 2004, 1995, 1994, 1992, 1988, 1986, 1985, 1982, 1979, 1977, 1973, and 1971
B.) Completely coincidental string of totally isolated incidents of police brutality committed against minorities
C.) Apple products?
D.) Jim and Kathy finally being able to find a buyer for their house after having it on the market for 18 months!
E.) Something to do with lawyers, guns and money.
6.) What Would You Like To See More Of In 2016?
A.) Greatness. (Particularly the Adrik Wolf variety)
B.) Pornography
C.) Modern twists on traditional Portuguese cuisine
D.) Things being exposed and/or coming to light
E.) Dad
7.) What Was The Most Controversial New Parenting Blog Of 2015?
A.) Occasional Mommy
B.) The Joyless Breeder
C.) Let The Nanny Do That
D.) Your Child Is One Of Billions
E.) Get the Belt
8.) How Did We Ruin Valentine’s Day For 2015?
A.) By offering constructive criticism
B.) Chocolates a pathetic 35% cacao
C.) Playing guitar under wrong window
D.) Taking little bites out of most of the flowers
E.) Announcing yet another pregnancy
9.) What Do You Think Was The Top Issue Facing The World in 2015?
A.) Finding creative ways to perpetuate farce of global warming from our air-conditioned private jets
B.) Planned Parenthood’s use of fetal tissue parts to clone homosexuals
C.) Whether or not to just get the combo meal instead of just the sandwich alone
D.) Whether Cedric Villani’s theories on convergence to equilibrium for spatially inhomogeneous kinetic equations can truly yield accurate estimates for solutions to the Boltzmann equation.
E.) How a boy as handsome as Brandon is still single
10.) What Did You Cut Back On in 2015?
A.) Abortion Rights
B.) Tolerance towards the Irish
C.) Nonessential yacht staff
D.) Cartons of ice cream against cartons of sherbet ratio
E.) Human contact
11.) To-Go Boxes We Forgot At Restaurants In 2015
A.) Shrimp Fried Rice (Not a lot was left, but it would have made a great snack for later)
B.) Prime Rib Dinner (That shit cost us what…like $32? Goddamnit!)
C.) Three slices of Little Caesars Pizza! Pizza! (Fuck…left it right on the table. Ugh.)
D.) Mushroom Risotto (That would have been perfect for lunch. Instead we had to go all the way to Denny’s and pay $7.99 for a turkey club. Fucking fuck)
E.) Penne Alla Vodka (We really thought Luke grabbed both take away boxes, but apparently he only grabbed his. Fucking thoughtless prick)
12.) How Are You Getting Into The Christmas Spirit This Year?
A.) Studying names of extended family and committing them to memory
B.) Illegally downloading A Charlie Brown Christmas
C.) Thinking about the fact that we really don’t feel at home anywhere anymore
D.) Same as always. Making voodoo dolls of the ones we hate and making sure our needles are nice and sharp
E.) Slashing prices across the board on all Samsung electronics
13.) How Many Fireflies Did You Catch This Summer?
A.) 7
B.) 12.5
C.) 14,716
D.) None. I devoted my efforts to capturing ladybugs this year
E.) 3
14.) Why Did We Put Up Our Favourite Pet For Adoption In 2015?
A.) Stopped being the best dog in the world
B.) Ran out of cat food
C.) Gave it wrong name
D.) Forgot alligators have teeth
E.) Can’t keep up with ever-changing demands of goldfish
15.) How Did We Make A Difference In 2015?
A.) Gave a thumbs-up to kid reading a book
B.) Serving rude customers a little slower
C.) Pretending to recycle when we have guests over
D.) Suppressing nearly every impulse
E.) Not procreating
16.) What Did Strangers Put In Our Halloween Candy This Year?
A.) Season one DVD of Murder, She Wrote
B.) Directions to missing prostitute
C.) Heartworm pill
D.) Candy feedback survey and postage-paid return envelope
E.) 10-page liability waiver
17.) What Did We Finally Grow Out Of In 2015?
A.) Obsession with Phil Collins
B.) Crying whenever the beets touch the chicken
C.) Being bass player for Green Day
D.) All-consuming desire to avenge father’s death
E.) Footie pyjamas
18.) What Are You Saving For 2016?
A.) Complaints about Internet Provider
B.) Last eight minutes of Spectre
C.) Colonoscopy
D.) Uptown Girl/Tell Her About It/Piano Man encore
E.) Green bean casserole
19.) Which Baby Toy Recalls Of 2015 Had Us Worried The Most?
A.) Tall Like Mommy Baby Stilts
B.) Tonka Trash Compactor
C.) Little Miss Boiling Water
D.) Bath Weights
E.) Baby Einstein Reactor Rods
20.) What Will You Be Doing To Make Your 2016 New Year’s Day Party The Best Ever?
A.) Setting out a single loaf of multigrain bread for guests to snack on during the party
B.) Giving your home that Times Square atmosphere by urinating all over your floor, tossing around a bunch of crushed paper cups, and hanging up an electronic sign that says “M&M World.”
C.) If things get dull, invite your guests to play traditional New Year’s games such as Jak And Daxter: The Precursor Legacy, Jak II, Jak 3, Jak And Daxter: The Lost Frontier, and Jak X: Combat Racer
D.) Have everyone in attendance write their New Year’s resolutions on a scrap of paper and place them in a hat. Then, sometime around midnight when you’ve had too much to drink, place the hat on your head while you scream that you fucking hate everyone there.
E.) Just like last year…tell yourself that your guests are fucking disgusting, grubby pigs. They’re loud and messy, and look what they did to your goddamn living room. They say they’re good to drive, so just let them. Jesus, just get them the fuck out. Fuck them. Fuck New Year’s. Fuck 2016.
And there it is! Adrik Wolf’s End of 2015 Meme questionnaire bullshit whatever something or other. If you bothered to read all of the questions, submit your answers in the comments below. If you didn’t, eh, what do I care. I’m leaving for Alaska at the end of the week to take my usual vacation until after the New Years. So just have a chuckle or two and remember how great I am.
Seriously though. I am a great fur. Remember that when you are opening your Christmas gifts and drinking your hot cocoa. I’ve been giving you greatness since 2007. You’re welcome.
And no worries…this won’t be my last post of the year. I’ll have a few more things for you before 2016 comes rushing in. So enjoy and until next time…
Don’t forget to Keep Making Adrik Wolf Great!
~Adrik
From the heart-wrenching international news of terrorist shootings, to the biggest and hard-hitting national coverage of mass-shootings, to the noteworthy local stories of police shootings, only one trusted fur stood by your side and nurtured the troubled masses through this monumental roller-coaster ride of a year that was 2015.
That fur was me. Adrik Wolf. The living legend. The true Donald Trump of Furaffinity.
We could talk about greatness. We could talk about my greatness. I am a great fur. I do great things. Monumentally great things. Some have compared me to a great god. Whenever someone is having a casual conversation and the name of Adrik Wolf is invoked, greatness immediately follows.
And now 2015 is drawing near a close. We have a mission ahead of us. A destiny. We need to bond together to ensure greatness continues to thrive. We need to welcome in 2016 by continuing to make Adrik Wolf great again.
Before I write my next journal, outlining how we will all make Adrik Wolf great again, let me please your palate by offering my yearly ‘End of The Year Greatness Meme’. An ongoing tradition for over 500 years, Adrik Wolf offers up a list of memorable events from the year we have all lived and offers you, my loyal and trusted followers, the chance to pick the most popular events of 2015 for which inspired and touched us the most. When all the questions have been answered and your selections posted, the results will be tallied and my end of the year round-up will be announced!
So without further ado….let us look back on 2015 and bask in all the greatness that was the year we all agreed to Make Adrik Wolf Great Again!
1.) Who Inspired You Most In 2015?
A.) Cecil the Lion (Honoured as the first wild animal to ever be killed)
B.) Star Wars: The Force Awakens marketing team
C.) Some diseased kid
D.) Gha’aragoth, the God of Lust
E.) Fucking Refugees
2.) What Was The Best Pop Moment Of 2015 For Your Pitiful Ass?
A.) KONO 101.1 FM’s Get The Led Out Led Zeppelin Labour Day Weekend
B.) The epic feud between Israel and Palestine
C.) One Direction fan Emily Pontzer cutting ties with the band to focus on her clay pottery
D.) Just happening to come across Tomorrowland on Disney Channel right at the beginning
E.) Discovering that nobody cares dick about your life on Instagram. Just like Facebook, Skype, Steam, Tumblr…
3.) Have You Been Working Out In 2015?
A.) Little bit, little bit
B.) Jazzercise every Thursday and Saturday
C.) Just the forearms, but damn what a difference
D.) Oh yeah…hardcore
E.) Baby, God just made the clay…I’ve got to sculpt it
4.) What Spring Break 2015 Vacation Package Did You Splurge On?
A.) 6 Days, 1 Night Bahama-Rama Cruise
B.) Slammin’ Safari’s 7-day Rhino-provoking Tour
C.) La Crosse, Wisconsin’s All-Nite Library Reference Room Crawl
D.) Authentic ‘Crops-Don’t-Stop’ Farmhand experience
E.) All-Inclusive 5150 Involuntary Psychiatric Hold
5.) What Was The Biggest News Story Of 2015?
A.) Bill Cosby’s actions in 2015, 2014, 2010, 2004, 1995, 1994, 1992, 1988, 1986, 1985, 1982, 1979, 1977, 1973, and 1971
B.) Completely coincidental string of totally isolated incidents of police brutality committed against minorities
C.) Apple products?
D.) Jim and Kathy finally being able to find a buyer for their house after having it on the market for 18 months!
E.) Something to do with lawyers, guns and money.
6.) What Would You Like To See More Of In 2016?
A.) Greatness. (Particularly the Adrik Wolf variety)
B.) Pornography
C.) Modern twists on traditional Portuguese cuisine
D.) Things being exposed and/or coming to light
E.) Dad
7.) What Was The Most Controversial New Parenting Blog Of 2015?
A.) Occasional Mommy
B.) The Joyless Breeder
C.) Let The Nanny Do That
D.) Your Child Is One Of Billions
E.) Get the Belt
8.) How Did We Ruin Valentine’s Day For 2015?
A.) By offering constructive criticism
B.) Chocolates a pathetic 35% cacao
C.) Playing guitar under wrong window
D.) Taking little bites out of most of the flowers
E.) Announcing yet another pregnancy
9.) What Do You Think Was The Top Issue Facing The World in 2015?
A.) Finding creative ways to perpetuate farce of global warming from our air-conditioned private jets
B.) Planned Parenthood’s use of fetal tissue parts to clone homosexuals
C.) Whether or not to just get the combo meal instead of just the sandwich alone
D.) Whether Cedric Villani’s theories on convergence to equilibrium for spatially inhomogeneous kinetic equations can truly yield accurate estimates for solutions to the Boltzmann equation.
E.) How a boy as handsome as Brandon is still single
10.) What Did You Cut Back On in 2015?
A.) Abortion Rights
B.) Tolerance towards the Irish
C.) Nonessential yacht staff
D.) Cartons of ice cream against cartons of sherbet ratio
E.) Human contact
11.) To-Go Boxes We Forgot At Restaurants In 2015
A.) Shrimp Fried Rice (Not a lot was left, but it would have made a great snack for later)
B.) Prime Rib Dinner (That shit cost us what…like $32? Goddamnit!)
C.) Three slices of Little Caesars Pizza! Pizza! (Fuck…left it right on the table. Ugh.)
D.) Mushroom Risotto (That would have been perfect for lunch. Instead we had to go all the way to Denny’s and pay $7.99 for a turkey club. Fucking fuck)
E.) Penne Alla Vodka (We really thought Luke grabbed both take away boxes, but apparently he only grabbed his. Fucking thoughtless prick)
12.) How Are You Getting Into The Christmas Spirit This Year?
A.) Studying names of extended family and committing them to memory
B.) Illegally downloading A Charlie Brown Christmas
C.) Thinking about the fact that we really don’t feel at home anywhere anymore
D.) Same as always. Making voodoo dolls of the ones we hate and making sure our needles are nice and sharp
E.) Slashing prices across the board on all Samsung electronics
13.) How Many Fireflies Did You Catch This Summer?
A.) 7
B.) 12.5
C.) 14,716
D.) None. I devoted my efforts to capturing ladybugs this year
E.) 3
14.) Why Did We Put Up Our Favourite Pet For Adoption In 2015?
A.) Stopped being the best dog in the world
B.) Ran out of cat food
C.) Gave it wrong name
D.) Forgot alligators have teeth
E.) Can’t keep up with ever-changing demands of goldfish
15.) How Did We Make A Difference In 2015?
A.) Gave a thumbs-up to kid reading a book
B.) Serving rude customers a little slower
C.) Pretending to recycle when we have guests over
D.) Suppressing nearly every impulse
E.) Not procreating
16.) What Did Strangers Put In Our Halloween Candy This Year?
A.) Season one DVD of Murder, She Wrote
B.) Directions to missing prostitute
C.) Heartworm pill
D.) Candy feedback survey and postage-paid return envelope
E.) 10-page liability waiver
17.) What Did We Finally Grow Out Of In 2015?
A.) Obsession with Phil Collins
B.) Crying whenever the beets touch the chicken
C.) Being bass player for Green Day
D.) All-consuming desire to avenge father’s death
E.) Footie pyjamas
18.) What Are You Saving For 2016?
A.) Complaints about Internet Provider
B.) Last eight minutes of Spectre
C.) Colonoscopy
D.) Uptown Girl/Tell Her About It/Piano Man encore
E.) Green bean casserole
19.) Which Baby Toy Recalls Of 2015 Had Us Worried The Most?
A.) Tall Like Mommy Baby Stilts
B.) Tonka Trash Compactor
C.) Little Miss Boiling Water
D.) Bath Weights
E.) Baby Einstein Reactor Rods
20.) What Will You Be Doing To Make Your 2016 New Year’s Day Party The Best Ever?
A.) Setting out a single loaf of multigrain bread for guests to snack on during the party
B.) Giving your home that Times Square atmosphere by urinating all over your floor, tossing around a bunch of crushed paper cups, and hanging up an electronic sign that says “M&M World.”
C.) If things get dull, invite your guests to play traditional New Year’s games such as Jak And Daxter: The Precursor Legacy, Jak II, Jak 3, Jak And Daxter: The Lost Frontier, and Jak X: Combat Racer
D.) Have everyone in attendance write their New Year’s resolutions on a scrap of paper and place them in a hat. Then, sometime around midnight when you’ve had too much to drink, place the hat on your head while you scream that you fucking hate everyone there.
E.) Just like last year…tell yourself that your guests are fucking disgusting, grubby pigs. They’re loud and messy, and look what they did to your goddamn living room. They say they’re good to drive, so just let them. Jesus, just get them the fuck out. Fuck them. Fuck New Year’s. Fuck 2016.
And there it is! Adrik Wolf’s End of 2015 Meme questionnaire bullshit whatever something or other. If you bothered to read all of the questions, submit your answers in the comments below. If you didn’t, eh, what do I care. I’m leaving for Alaska at the end of the week to take my usual vacation until after the New Years. So just have a chuckle or two and remember how great I am.
Seriously though. I am a great fur. Remember that when you are opening your Christmas gifts and drinking your hot cocoa. I’ve been giving you greatness since 2007. You’re welcome.
And no worries…this won’t be my last post of the year. I’ll have a few more things for you before 2016 comes rushing in. So enjoy and until next time…
Don’t forget to Keep Making Adrik Wolf Great!
~Adrik
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