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Another Year, Another List of Adrik's Christmas Classics!
10 years ago
Glad You Could Stop By! Please, Come on in and Soak Up The Greatness!
Greetings Music Lovers!
It's possible that some of you may have developed a bad attitude towards Christmas! Really? Is that because you didn't have my list of fantastic Christmas songs to help you tolerate the festive good cheer and remember what the season is all about last year? Yes, that's exactly what I thought. We all have memories of Christmas past, both good and bad. But what makes your memories any better, or any worse than anyone else's? What's important to remember this jolly time of year is that your old pal Adrik has been working hard all year long to bring you the Christmas songs that will make you smile and cringe and shake your head in wonder. So gather around my yule log and clamour in anxious anticipation over my sweet Christmas offerings.
A grand shout-out goes to
who helped me pick out some of the sultry Christmas tunes that made this year's list of the best warped songs that you will be adding to your holiday playlist for future play during your Christmas caroling and when you all gather around the tree to open presents and ponder the three concepts of Christmas. The true meaning of Christmas. Or the true meaning of hating everything about Christmas. Or you just love offending people by your delicious taste in holiday music. No matter the reason, I offer you these delightful yuletide offerings and hope they make your suffering through this horrid holiday a little better.
#1)" Fuck You If You Don't Like Christmas" by Crudbump
#2) "Naughty or Nice" by Francine the Queen of The Obscene
#3)"I Wanna Rock U Hard This Christmas" by The Dan Band
#4) "If It Doesn't Snow On Christmas" by Joe Pesci (aka Vincent LaGuardia Gambini)
#5) "Merry Fucking Christmas" by Denis Leary
#6) "Christmas Waltz (Fuck That)" by Erin McKeown
#7) "Give The Jew Girl Toys" by Sarah Silverman
#8) "Merry Fuckin' Christmas" by Larry Pierce
#9 "Gangsta Rap Christmas" by No Talent
#10.) "Why Don't You Go Fuck Yourself (This Christmas) by Niki Luparelli
And as an extra special present from me to you...here is a bonus video from the Columbus, Ohio-based artist Crudbump, who's song made #1 on our list this year. Don't ask me to explain it or tell you why I love it so much. There's just something about 1970's public domain educational films and plastic shark heads singing about grilling asses that enlightens me. My gift to you-
Bonus present!
Merry Christmas everyone! I'm going to find a case of bourbon and drown this horrible year in alcohol until 2016 dawns on us!
Until next time!
~Adrik
It's possible that some of you may have developed a bad attitude towards Christmas! Really? Is that because you didn't have my list of fantastic Christmas songs to help you tolerate the festive good cheer and remember what the season is all about last year? Yes, that's exactly what I thought. We all have memories of Christmas past, both good and bad. But what makes your memories any better, or any worse than anyone else's? What's important to remember this jolly time of year is that your old pal Adrik has been working hard all year long to bring you the Christmas songs that will make you smile and cringe and shake your head in wonder. So gather around my yule log and clamour in anxious anticipation over my sweet Christmas offerings.
A grand shout-out goes to
who helped me pick out some of the sultry Christmas tunes that made this year's list of the best warped songs that you will be adding to your holiday playlist for future play during your Christmas caroling and when you all gather around the tree to open presents and ponder the three concepts of Christmas. The true meaning of Christmas. Or the true meaning of hating everything about Christmas. Or you just love offending people by your delicious taste in holiday music. No matter the reason, I offer you these delightful yuletide offerings and hope they make your suffering through this horrid holiday a little better.#1)" Fuck You If You Don't Like Christmas" by Crudbump
#2) "Naughty or Nice" by Francine the Queen of The Obscene
#3)"I Wanna Rock U Hard This Christmas" by The Dan Band
#4) "If It Doesn't Snow On Christmas" by Joe Pesci (aka Vincent LaGuardia Gambini)
#5) "Merry Fucking Christmas" by Denis Leary
#6) "Christmas Waltz (Fuck That)" by Erin McKeown
#7) "Give The Jew Girl Toys" by Sarah Silverman
#8) "Merry Fuckin' Christmas" by Larry Pierce
#9 "Gangsta Rap Christmas" by No Talent
#10.) "Why Don't You Go Fuck Yourself (This Christmas) by Niki Luparelli
And as an extra special present from me to you...here is a bonus video from the Columbus, Ohio-based artist Crudbump, who's song made #1 on our list this year. Don't ask me to explain it or tell you why I love it so much. There's just something about 1970's public domain educational films and plastic shark heads singing about grilling asses that enlightens me. My gift to you-
Bonus present!
Merry Christmas everyone! I'm going to find a case of bourbon and drown this horrible year in alcohol until 2016 dawns on us!
Until next time!
~Adrik
V.