well where do i begin. first off today has been just really weird.

i woke up this morning feeling uneasy about the day. i was feeling so weird and stuff. i found out that when i took one of the adhd pills after such a long time it was like a flip switched.

i was horny. not your average oh ill beat off once and its over horny. i mean full blow horny popping an erection here and there having to run to the bathroom while i was out in public to try and sing the pledge of allegiance to help it go down. i mean almost every other girl i bumped into i smelt something like a honey due flower off every woman i went past. i dont know what it was but i was seriously smelling it all over when i was out with my friends and stuff. so skip from around lunchtime to around 3pm. me and my friends stopped by the game corner at a local hot spot for gamers where we can leave something personal with the desk with our card of equal value or importance to us to play on the ps4, xbox 360, wii u and stuff. well im playing some monster hunter on my local card i have for the wii u that i bought. a girl pulls up next to me and asked if she could watch me play. i said sure go ahead. it then happens. i smell that sweet scent yet again and im popping a boner in public infront of this girl ive never met before. im panicing and i glanced at her and shes looking away and in my head im like thank goodness. i tell her she can play now if she wanted to go rent out the time to play on it. im walking back to grab my bag tell my friends im out and everything. i then saw yet another girl very beautiful and im like * no no no no plz dont notice my boner* im like nope and i turned around and started walking backwards like a dumbass when i think she sees me doing this thinks im a total weirdo. ide rather be realized as a weirdo than a public boner popping chubby pervert. so im high tailing it out of the area avoiding all women as much as possible. i swear to god ive been holding it in all day today i dont think its very healthy. ive never been so turned on in my entire life today. i shit you not this was the most embarrassing event today ever.

god why you gotta play with me.