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My growing list of mean things to say
16 years ago
You're so unsmooth I could shave with you.
Oh, you have a token gay friend? Please feebly try to compare me to them.
No no, I'm fascinated by your originality in quoting Family Guy!
You like everything except country? It's time for six hours of bagpipe disco, jackass.
No, you didn't play Quake, and if you did, you would've sucked at it.
One aimless screaming rant later, you're not trying to take it out on me. Oh joy of joys! I'll just bill the company for my antacids, then, please carry on.
I'm sorry, but I refuse to relent that your shitty pop bands of the 60's were genius simply because I play the guitar.
I'm sorry, but I refuse to relent that your shitty pop bands of the 80's were genius simply because I play the guitar.
Not physically attacking you does not make me your friend.
No, I will not draw your portrait. Yes, that does make you self-important.
I am a passenger on our joint plane trip, not a confessional.
No, 'Crazy' implies mental capacity for such a thing. You fall more under 'stupid' or 'catatonic.'
You just ate three bowls of chili, your blood sugar is NOT too low.
Don't worry, laughing after every sentence you speak is definitely a replacement for actual charisma.
Oh, you have a token gay friend? Please feebly try to compare me to them.
No no, I'm fascinated by your originality in quoting Family Guy!
You like everything except country? It's time for six hours of bagpipe disco, jackass.
No, you didn't play Quake, and if you did, you would've sucked at it.
One aimless screaming rant later, you're not trying to take it out on me. Oh joy of joys! I'll just bill the company for my antacids, then, please carry on.
I'm sorry, but I refuse to relent that your shitty pop bands of the 60's were genius simply because I play the guitar.
I'm sorry, but I refuse to relent that your shitty pop bands of the 80's were genius simply because I play the guitar.
Not physically attacking you does not make me your friend.
No, I will not draw your portrait. Yes, that does make you self-important.
I am a passenger on our joint plane trip, not a confessional.
No, 'Crazy' implies mental capacity for such a thing. You fall more under 'stupid' or 'catatonic.'
You just ate three bowls of chili, your blood sugar is NOT too low.
Don't worry, laughing after every sentence you speak is definitely a replacement for actual charisma.
Oh yes. And not just because I like bagpipe disco.
Specifically one born between the hours of 9 and 11 AM on September 3, 1973.
It was a little niche, yes.
I'd rather breath a fart than smell your breath. Have a mint.
Breasts are sometimes asymetrical. Yours are an extreme example.
Pouting your lip out is inviting a bird to shit on it.
A handicap is for a golf score, you're a fucking cripple.
It's a shame that the shooter on the grassy knoll missed you.
PMS is just what it is. Every month you have Psychological and Mental Systemic-failure.
Don't show me your tits, I don't have my reading glasses on.
*Okay, you can flog me now.*
So true.
I don't think I get most of these, but I do like some definitely :) The first, mostly :P
I really suck for that.
"Ctrl+Q best cheat ever try it on every game you ever play.... mostly life."
and I have listened to bagpipe disco for a week at a time working sca events. It gets old really fast.
That sounds like an interesting plane ride, I should travel more often.
Rhetorical, of course.
I knew a guy at work who had a daily routine that involved walking into the break room, and loudly querying everyone at the table with, "So, didya see that episode of Family Guy?!" He was a Nice Guy, but he was obsessed with Family Guy, and that annoyed me to no end.
BUT ONLY WHEN APPROPRIATE.
Quoting Family Guy/The Simpsons is not a bad thing.
The excess of quoting Family Guy/The Simpsons is, almost to the point of being toxic.
btwDrawmyPortraitplz? lol
...I dunno. Bagpipe Disco sounds.. amusing. and You're such a meanie. Aw.
"Sure I'll do a request for you!" *proceeds to draw stick figure porn* "And nothing of value was lost."
'I'm sorry, but I refuse to relent that your shitty pop bands of the 80's were genius simply because I play the guitar.'
and no one said anything... > >
However, since everyone seems intent on commenting on the 'bagpipe disco' comment, I feel I must silence them with the sheer awesome power of...
DISCO ACCORDION!!!
HAHAHAHALOLOLOLOL!!!!!!! 8) XD
You responce: Bagpipe Disco
Survey said: Number 1 answer! 62 points!!
You've won the $20,000!!!!
I certainly hope that I haven't been one to insult you, unless of course it was devastating. :)
You know, they say that being considered a confessional by total strangers is a sign of mental stability and strength.
Or that you are fly paper for crazies.
Oh yeah, that's right; you play the guitar.
I think I've heard one or two of your scraps. You need practice, and maybe a bit of patience, but the potential is there.
Don't quote me on that though; I have a VERY bad grasp of time. It makes me less than fluent in terms of musical understanding.
Good luck with that medium too.
Wouldn't the rhinestones get stuck in the intake valve?
Wow, yeppie for you
Why do you want Pr0n? Oh thats right...i freakin draw it
For that BUURRN.
...There's bagpipe disco?
20 GOTO 10
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while(1){Console.WriteLine("ur a faget");}
I THINK there's a disorder for wht I got but I wouldn't know the name...but I might as well be a bigfoot from neck down...>_>;;
...At least I got a rock on afro...:p
Aye, I'm a tiny bit curious about "Bagpipe disco" myself. Bit of an odd one that.
You jerk. >:(