Innocent meme
16 years ago
Stolen from
Amyth
Instructions:
Start with 100%. Bold everything you've done and subtract 1% for everything that you've done. Then repost as you're __% pure.
1. Smoked-
2. Drank alcohol
3. Cried when someone died Old pets
4. Been drunk
5. Had sex
6. Been to a concert
7. Gotten/given a hand job-
8. Gotten/given a blow job
9. Been verbally/sexually harassed
10.Verbally/sexually harassed somebody
PERCENTAGE SO FAR: 97%
11. Felt someone up and/or been felt up
12. Laughed so hard something came out of your nose.
13. Cheated on a boyfriend/girlfriend before.
14. Been cheated on by a boyfriend/girlfriend
15. Been to prom.
16. Cried at school
17. Gotten lost in a WalMart or a department store.
18. Went streaking
19. Given or received a lap dance.
20. Had someone of the opposite sex in your room
PERCENTAGE SO FAR: 96%
21. Had someone of the opposite sex sleep over
22. Slept over at someone of the opposite sex's house
23. Kissed a stranger
24. Hugged a stranger
25. Went scuba diving
26. Driven a car
27. Gotten an x-ray
28. Hit by a car Yep and it's not fun
29. Had a party
30. Done serious drugs
PERCENTAGE SO FAR: 90%
31. Played strip poker/darts/basketball
32. Got paid to strip for someone
33. Run away from home.
34. Broken a bone.
35. Eaten sushi
36. Bought porn
37. Watched porn
38. Made porn - drew some
39. Had a crush on someone of the same sex
40. Been in love
PERCENTAGE SO FAR: 86%
41. French kissed
42. Laughed so hard you cried
43. Cried yourself to sleep
44. Laughed yourself to sleep
45. Stabbed yourself accident, long story
46. Shot a gun
47. Trash talked someone and then acted like their best friend the next day
48. Been online for 9 consecutive hours.
49. Watched TV for 9 consecutive hours.
50. Watched an animal die.
PERCENTAGE SO FAR: 80%
51. Watched a person die
52. Kissed and/or messed around somewhere with at least 1 person present.
53. Pranked somebody.
54. Put somebody in the hospital
55. Snuck into someone's room and/or your own room after being out
56. Kissed somebody of the same sex
57. Dressed punk
58. Dressed goth
59. Dressed preppy
60. Been to a motocross race
PERCENTAGE SO FAR: 78%
61. Avoided somebody
62. Been stalked
63. Stalked someone
64. Met a celebrity.
65. Played an instrument. - trumpet
66. Ridden a horse
67. Cut yourself not on purpose
68. Bungee jumped.
69. Ding dong ditched somebody.
70. Been to a wild party.
PERCENTAGE SO FAR: 71%
71. Got caught stealing something. i was 4 and it was a pack of gum
72. Kicked/punched a guy in the balls.
73. Stolen a boyfriend/girlfriend from a friend.
74. Gone out with your friend's crush.
75. Got arrested.
76. Been pregnant. Not possible for me (I'm a guy)
77. Babysat. (can't stand kids)
78. Been to another country. does canada count?
79. Started your house on fire.
80. Had an encounter with a ghost.
PERCENTAGE SO FAR: 69%
81. Donated your hair to cancer patients.
82. Been asked out by someone that you never thought you'd be asked out by. - I wish
83. Cried over a family member of the opposite sex.
84. Had a boyfriend/girlfriend for 3 months or more.
85. Sat on your butt all day
86. Ate a whole carton of ice cream all by yourself
87. Had a job.
88. Gotten cut from a sports team. - Sports teams sucked, didn't bother trying out when it got to be too much egos involved, no fun in playing the sport anymore
89. Been called a whore.
90. Danced like a whore
PERCENTAGE SO FAR: 66%
91. Been mistaken for a celebrity.
92. Been in a car accident.
93. Been told you have beautiful eyes.
94. Been told you have beautiful hair.
95. Raped somebody.
96. Danced in the rain.
97. Been rejected. - bingo
98. Walked out of a restaurant without paying.
99. Punched someone/slapped someone in the face.
100. Been raped.
TOTAL PERCENTAGE: 62%
AmythInstructions:
Start with 100%. Bold everything you've done and subtract 1% for everything that you've done. Then repost as you're __% pure.
1. Smoked-
2. Drank alcohol
3. Cried when someone died Old pets
4. Been drunk
5. Had sex
6. Been to a concert
7. Gotten/given a hand job-
8. Gotten/given a blow job
9. Been verbally/sexually harassed
10.Verbally/sexually harassed somebody
PERCENTAGE SO FAR: 97%
11. Felt someone up and/or been felt up
12. Laughed so hard something came out of your nose.
13. Cheated on a boyfriend/girlfriend before.
14. Been cheated on by a boyfriend/girlfriend
15. Been to prom.
16. Cried at school
17. Gotten lost in a WalMart or a department store.
18. Went streaking
19. Given or received a lap dance.
20. Had someone of the opposite sex in your room
PERCENTAGE SO FAR: 96%
21. Had someone of the opposite sex sleep over
22. Slept over at someone of the opposite sex's house
23. Kissed a stranger
24. Hugged a stranger
25. Went scuba diving
26. Driven a car
27. Gotten an x-ray
28. Hit by a car Yep and it's not fun
29. Had a party
30. Done serious drugs
PERCENTAGE SO FAR: 90%
31. Played strip poker/darts/basketball
32. Got paid to strip for someone
33. Run away from home.
34. Broken a bone.
35. Eaten sushi
36. Bought porn
37. Watched porn
38. Made porn - drew some
39. Had a crush on someone of the same sex
40. Been in love
PERCENTAGE SO FAR: 86%
41. French kissed
42. Laughed so hard you cried
43. Cried yourself to sleep
44. Laughed yourself to sleep
45. Stabbed yourself accident, long story
46. Shot a gun
47. Trash talked someone and then acted like their best friend the next day
48. Been online for 9 consecutive hours.
49. Watched TV for 9 consecutive hours.
50. Watched an animal die.
PERCENTAGE SO FAR: 80%
51. Watched a person die
52. Kissed and/or messed around somewhere with at least 1 person present.
53. Pranked somebody.
54. Put somebody in the hospital
55. Snuck into someone's room and/or your own room after being out
56. Kissed somebody of the same sex
57. Dressed punk
58. Dressed goth
59. Dressed preppy
60. Been to a motocross race
PERCENTAGE SO FAR: 78%
61. Avoided somebody
62. Been stalked
63. Stalked someone
64. Met a celebrity.
65. Played an instrument. - trumpet
66. Ridden a horse
67. Cut yourself not on purpose
68. Bungee jumped.
69. Ding dong ditched somebody.
70. Been to a wild party.
PERCENTAGE SO FAR: 71%
71. Got caught stealing something. i was 4 and it was a pack of gum
72. Kicked/punched a guy in the balls.
73. Stolen a boyfriend/girlfriend from a friend.
74. Gone out with your friend's crush.
75. Got arrested.
76. Been pregnant. Not possible for me (I'm a guy)
77. Babysat. (can't stand kids)
78. Been to another country. does canada count?
79. Started your house on fire.
80. Had an encounter with a ghost.
PERCENTAGE SO FAR: 69%
81. Donated your hair to cancer patients.
82. Been asked out by someone that you never thought you'd be asked out by. - I wish
83. Cried over a family member of the opposite sex.
84. Had a boyfriend/girlfriend for 3 months or more.
85. Sat on your butt all day
86. Ate a whole carton of ice cream all by yourself
87. Had a job.
88. Gotten cut from a sports team. - Sports teams sucked, didn't bother trying out when it got to be too much egos involved, no fun in playing the sport anymore
89. Been called a whore.
90. Danced like a whore
PERCENTAGE SO FAR: 66%
91. Been mistaken for a celebrity.
92. Been in a car accident.
93. Been told you have beautiful eyes.
94. Been told you have beautiful hair.
95. Raped somebody.
96. Danced in the rain.
97. Been rejected. - bingo
98. Walked out of a restaurant without paying.
99. Punched someone/slapped someone in the face.
100. Been raped.
TOTAL PERCENTAGE: 62%
FA+

Take a look at #3. When you cry over the loss of a loved one, human or pet, how the HELL does that make you +1 to evil? There are SO many things in this retarded list that have nothing to do with an evil act I don't see how they can be counted as such.
15. Been to prom. - How does that make you +1 not pure/evil?
17. Gotten lost in a WalMart or a department store. - What are you kidding, who gives a F?
25. Went scuba diving - I actually do take a dip in the ocean, so what?
26. Driven a car - Oh come the F on...
66. Ridden a horse - Sexually mabye I can see that +1 to F'd up/evil/unpure
68. Bungee jumped. - *sigh* Whatever...
Don't get me wrong, I'm not trying to get all up ons in your face about this nor tryin to tick you off. ALL I'm saying...is doesn't some of these "reasons" seem just bloody retarded?
I do agree though in how funny it is because most doesn't seem to fit that. I just did it because it was there and if it related to me. I should try making a better meme than that if I get around to it. Thanks for pointing that out though.