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The littlest petshop... of horrors???
16 years ago
The Rantings of an Art Crazed Chow, Second verse, same as the first.
... Ours is not to question why, ours is but to dream and do a wtf later.
Sometimes I wonder about my sanity when I have really crazy dreams, like the one
I'm about to tell you all so bear with me.
For some odd reason I find myself at a petshop, just looking not knowing why I am there and what I wanted to buy. The whole place is noisy with voices yet I seem to be the only one there. As I walk along the cages I look in. I see the usual, mice, gerbils, guinea pigs, ferrets and rabbits. The wtf moment happens when I notice that mostly all of the critters are wearing things on their heads. Mice with head covers with their ears poking out, gerbils with head covers too but their eyes are covered with opaque film and in place of their eyes were googley eyes. A few hamsters had no eye holes but a big jewel there, I assumed they could see. The ferrets had head dresses on like those showgirls in vegas. At first it seems like a laughable scene, watching the mice running around and then stop to shake their heads to have those googley eyes whirl around. The ferrets stood on their hind legs and tried hard to do kicks. All of a sudden there was a moment of clarity as I heard the voices and realized it was from the animals themselves. Mostly all of them were complaining about wearing the gear some saying it was bullshit, while others were plotting to do harm to the petshop owner.
They all stopped to look at me at first and then they all turned their collective heads to one cage where a rabbit sat, with nothing on, just a plain rabbit. I asked the rabbit why she was not wearing the same get-up as the others and she answered "Open the cage and pick me up." I did what she asked and asked the question again. This time she replied. "Because I pee alot!" and she proceeded to pee all over my shirt sporting a smile on her muzzle. (Thanks alot
Dorin) It was the laughter that ensued from all of the other animals that made me realized that I got Punk'ed by an entire petshop. The rabbit looked up at me and said. "I'm real sorry about that Don but the bosses said it had to be done." At that point I woke up.
I don't know what it meant but I guess the moral of the dream was, "If you go to the freak petshop, don't pick up the bunny."
Sometimes I wonder about my sanity when I have really crazy dreams, like the one
I'm about to tell you all so bear with me.
For some odd reason I find myself at a petshop, just looking not knowing why I am there and what I wanted to buy. The whole place is noisy with voices yet I seem to be the only one there. As I walk along the cages I look in. I see the usual, mice, gerbils, guinea pigs, ferrets and rabbits. The wtf moment happens when I notice that mostly all of the critters are wearing things on their heads. Mice with head covers with their ears poking out, gerbils with head covers too but their eyes are covered with opaque film and in place of their eyes were googley eyes. A few hamsters had no eye holes but a big jewel there, I assumed they could see. The ferrets had head dresses on like those showgirls in vegas. At first it seems like a laughable scene, watching the mice running around and then stop to shake their heads to have those googley eyes whirl around. The ferrets stood on their hind legs and tried hard to do kicks. All of a sudden there was a moment of clarity as I heard the voices and realized it was from the animals themselves. Mostly all of them were complaining about wearing the gear some saying it was bullshit, while others were plotting to do harm to the petshop owner.
They all stopped to look at me at first and then they all turned their collective heads to one cage where a rabbit sat, with nothing on, just a plain rabbit. I asked the rabbit why she was not wearing the same get-up as the others and she answered "Open the cage and pick me up." I did what she asked and asked the question again. This time she replied. "Because I pee alot!" and she proceeded to pee all over my shirt sporting a smile on her muzzle. (Thanks alot
Dorin) It was the laughter that ensued from all of the other animals that made me realized that I got Punk'ed by an entire petshop. The rabbit looked up at me and said. "I'm real sorry about that Don but the bosses said it had to be done." At that point I woke up.I don't know what it meant but I guess the moral of the dream was, "If you go to the freak petshop, don't pick up the bunny."
