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I got robbed.
8 years ago
<copy and pasted from twitter>
Or we'll he tried to, I didn't have any cash and I wouldn't let him in the car to go to an ATM. I didn't even leave my apartment parking lot since my car was like boxed in by an inch and this guy asks if I need the truck behind me moved, I said that'd be great, he runs off to go "tell his friend to move the car" comes back a minute later and cocks a gun and holds it on me. I thought this dude was just gonna be nice and say the guy was coming to move the car shit I'm dumb, but I ask if I can grab my insurance Card from my wallet first he said fine he just wanted cash, oops, I told him I don't have any and that I only had $20 on my debit card He asks me to show him, I show him my wallet, purse and all that jazz he says ok, we're going to go pull money from an ATM I refuse to let him in my car, he asks nicely , still say no, asks if I'm sure, yep you're not getting in plus my husband doesn't know I was going anywhere, told him I just came out to get my smokes from the car, lie, he says ok you can live(??) I assure him it's the better Option anyhow (no need to kill me over nothing) . Dude runs off.
I've never been robbed before, but I thought people were normally idk more insistent, rather than asking me " if I'm sure"
All in all I'm thankful that I'm ok and that he didn't take anything , uh that's the end of the story I guess? Cops got called ofc
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threw the car in reverse and scrapped the moving truck to get out but idk i felt safer being away from the place i was just robbed at, noooow ive gatta pay an insurance premium LMAO , it's worth it i suppose , gonna be selling a few gadgets to cover the cost probably.
Idk - it just felt like such a fucking joke to me like... "are you sure i can't get in your car? " like nigga yeh step off m8 , i'm SURE you can't continue robbing me.
proof: http://i.imgur.com/d0Osz1Y.jpg
Or we'll he tried to, I didn't have any cash and I wouldn't let him in the car to go to an ATM. I didn't even leave my apartment parking lot since my car was like boxed in by an inch and this guy asks if I need the truck behind me moved, I said that'd be great, he runs off to go "tell his friend to move the car" comes back a minute later and cocks a gun and holds it on me. I thought this dude was just gonna be nice and say the guy was coming to move the car shit I'm dumb, but I ask if I can grab my insurance Card from my wallet first he said fine he just wanted cash, oops, I told him I don't have any and that I only had $20 on my debit card He asks me to show him, I show him my wallet, purse and all that jazz he says ok, we're going to go pull money from an ATM I refuse to let him in my car, he asks nicely , still say no, asks if I'm sure, yep you're not getting in plus my husband doesn't know I was going anywhere, told him I just came out to get my smokes from the car, lie, he says ok you can live(??) I assure him it's the better Option anyhow (no need to kill me over nothing) . Dude runs off.
I've never been robbed before, but I thought people were normally idk more insistent, rather than asking me " if I'm sure"
All in all I'm thankful that I'm ok and that he didn't take anything , uh that's the end of the story I guess? Cops got called ofc
<expanded from twitter>
threw the car in reverse and scrapped the moving truck to get out but idk i felt safer being away from the place i was just robbed at, noooow ive gatta pay an insurance premium LMAO , it's worth it i suppose , gonna be selling a few gadgets to cover the cost probably.
Idk - it just felt like such a fucking joke to me like... "are you sure i can't get in your car? " like nigga yeh step off m8 , i'm SURE you can't continue robbing me.
proof: http://i.imgur.com/d0Osz1Y.jpg
Next time, invest in some protection. I've heard Bad Dragon sells great concealable 17 inch horse dongs. Pull one of those out and they'll think twice for sure. Double if you've got the cumtube - one swing and they'll be covered in artificial baby batter. Sure to humiliate and dissuade any further incidents, while only causing a mild welt to their face as faux horsedong impacts them.
it was kinda one of those "i knew it " moments tho- like the FIRST time i go out w/o my gun in my bag i get robbed
Also it sounds like the guy was unsure about robbing in the first place, it was almost like saying "please give me money? no? okay..."
I almost feel for him because I don't think a person would turn to robbing for no reason, but regardless I'm glad you're safe ;o;
Anyway, glad you're safe! Among a list of ways of ending a mugging, this is one of the better ones.
Gland that you're alright!
Also, if being robbed at an atm, put your pin in backwards and it calls the police to that atm, as well as 'slows the transaction' and it wont pull the money from your account. Iuno where it comes from, but its not widely known.
If this would actually get implemented, much more robbers could get caught.
http://www.snopes.com/business/bank/pinalert.asp
https://blog.asb.co.nz/posts/2014/0.....he-police.html
Aww, please?
Pretty please with a cherry on top?
Aw... Okay, have a nice day...
for real tho glad you're okay, that could've gone worse
Most of people like this either don't even have real guns, or aren't going to really use them, but you can never know who that person is, and what are they ready to do. With only one chance to make a mistake, it's not worth it, better to lose some money, than life.
It's still handy to have means of protecting yourself nearby tho, if the robber has only a knife, or is distracted by something
Can't imagine how it must feel.
But i am really glad you are alright <3
I'm just so happy that you're alright and that you didn't get hurt, or worse. <:(
*hugs*
I'd be so shook; pretty awesome you can just take it in stride!
Hope the next person the idiot tries to rob puts a few rounds into the crook.