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I'm all dizzy
16 years ago
I was at the pharmacy earlier today to get my precious pills that makes my body good, or bad, it all depends on what the chemicals feel. But anyway.. It was a long line, bored as hell I started to walk around looking at stuff.
Then I found a big box of free samples of gum. With liquorice taste. I took three packs (each pack had 2 gums) and threw them in my mouth.
After a while I started to feel dizzy, my mouth were burning a little and the gum had this strange consistence. I looked closer at the paper and saw the words "n-i-c-o-t-i-n-e".
BRAVO! I who doesn't smoke had just slurped and slafsed on nicotine, and it wasn't a small amount either. I'm sure I one day will eat pure poison and die because I didn't read the entire label.
Then I found a big box of free samples of gum. With liquorice taste. I took three packs (each pack had 2 gums) and threw them in my mouth.
After a while I started to feel dizzy, my mouth were burning a little and the gum had this strange consistence. I looked closer at the paper and saw the words "n-i-c-o-t-i-n-e".
BRAVO! I who doesn't smoke had just slurped and slafsed on nicotine, and it wasn't a small amount either. I'm sure I one day will eat pure poison and die because I didn't read the entire label.
Cseed
~cseed
i want to LOL so hard...but would it be wrong if i did....................what?! you made it sound funny
Draug
~draug
OP
I survived so I think it's ok to laugh. I guess it's things like this that you look back at later in life and laugh of. People must have thought I was a junkie when driving home, all distant and blunt looking. :D
Slug
~slug
It's strange that they're giving out free samples of those. Where I'm from they're really expensive.
Draug
~draug
OP
You would be amazed by all the different free samples they give out here. But I never thought they would just place a box of nicotine gum out so everyone could take. If I one day should disappear and never be heard of again, then it's probably because someone have placed a box of free cyanid pill samples at the local pharmacy, and I was the first one to gorge on them (typical me). That, or because the men in white have finally tracked me down and put me to eternal sleep. Damn bakers and their obsession over their precious baking goods...
