"KT! KT!" I hear you cry. "Aren't you excited that today is Pinkie Pi Day?"
I grin and waggle me ol' fingerbones. "Why, my sweet summer child," I mutter, mistakenly believing that you are [a] sweet, [b] summer, or [c] moderate-to-severe, "with me, every day is Pinkie Pie Day! Besides, I'm all about that tau, where τ = 2π = 6.283185307179586476925286766559. Check back with me on June 28."