Yesterday was my birthday!
16 years ago
On July 15th 1982 at 9:01pm something OBSCENE happened!
Some hideous ill-developed mutant version of myself was removed from a vagina! (of all places! ( and I don't even want to tell you whose! D: ))
July 15th? Why! that makes me a cancer! But don't worry I take antidepressants for that! they keep the crushing reality of life from killing my buzz!
I worked during the day and in the evening we went out to a pizza place and I ate a whole massive greek calzone. I had some fairy drink (it was my birthday I had to) and established that I really am getting away from mixed drinks. then we all chilled at our place and drank beers. I had a stella artrois which i had only first tried at AC ;)
Ma sent back presents (she got me a tea set! yay!) so I opened those while we listened to a recording of a local business owner / coke head scream at police about a parking ticket for a half and hour. it was lovely ambiance. all around a nice little birthday for me :)
Some hideous ill-developed mutant version of myself was removed from a vagina! (of all places! ( and I don't even want to tell you whose! D: ))
July 15th? Why! that makes me a cancer! But don't worry I take antidepressants for that! they keep the crushing reality of life from killing my buzz!
I worked during the day and in the evening we went out to a pizza place and I ate a whole massive greek calzone. I had some fairy drink (it was my birthday I had to) and established that I really am getting away from mixed drinks. then we all chilled at our place and drank beers. I had a stella artrois which i had only first tried at AC ;)
Ma sent back presents (she got me a tea set! yay!) so I opened those while we listened to a recording of a local business owner / coke head scream at police about a parking ticket for a half and hour. it was lovely ambiance. all around a nice little birthday for me :)
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And I love calzones. BUY ME EIGHTEEN CALZONES.
I wasn't removed from a vagina myself, just cut out of some lady's womb. fun fun
A tea set? Was it nice?