British
[X] You drink a lot of tea.
[ ] You know what a brolly is.
[X] Deal or No Deal has taken over your life.
[ ] You wanted Ben to win X Factor.
[X] You use the word "bugger" or the phrase "bloody hell."
[ ] Fish and Chips are yummy.
[ ] You can eat a Full English Breakfast.
[ ] You dislike emos almost as much as you dislike chavs.
[ ] Its football...not soccer.
Total = 3

Australian
[ ] You wear flip flops all year.
[ ] You call flip flops thongs not flip flops.
[ ] You love a backyard barbie.
[X] You know a barbie is not a doll.
[X] You love the beach.
[X] Sometimes you swear without realizing.
[ ] You're a sports fanatic.
[ ] You are tanned.
[ ] You're a bit of a bogan.
[X] You have an australian something
Total = 4

Italian
[ ] The Sopranos is a great show.
[ ] Your last name ends in a vowel.
[ ] Your grandmother makes her own sauces.
[ ] You know how a real meatball tastes.
[ ] You know Italian songs.
[ ] You have dark hair and dark eye color.
[ ] You speak some italian.
[X] You are under 5'10''
[ ] You know what an italian horn is
[X]Pizza/spaghetti is the best food in the world!!!
[ ] You talk with your hands.
Total = 2

Spanish
[X] You say member instead of remember.
[ ] You speak spanish or some.
[X] You like tacos.
[ ] YoU TyPe lIkE ThIs On Da CoMpUtEr.(sometimes)
[ ] You are dark skinned.
[ ] You know what a Puta is.
[ ] You talk fast occasionally.(OCCASINALLY???)
[X] You have had highlights or have dyed your hair.
[ ] You know what platanos are.
Total = 3

Russian
[ ] You say villian as: Vee-lon.
[ ] You get short tempered.
[X] You know of somebody named Natasha.
[X] You get cold easily.
[X] Rain is fun for you.
[ ] You get into contests all the time.
[ ] You can easily make do with the cold weather.
Total = 3

Irish
[ ] You think beer is the best.
[ ] You have a bad temper.
[ ] Your last name starts with a Mc, Murph, O', Fitz or ends with a ley, on, un, an, in, ry, ly, y.
[ ] You have blue or green eyes.
[ ] You like the color green.
[ ] You have been to a st. pattys day party.
[ ] You have a family member from Ireland.
[ ] You have blonde hair.
[ ] You have/had freckles.
[ ] Your family get togethers always include drinking and singing.
Total = 0

African American
[ ]You say nigga/nukka casually
[ ] You have nappy hair.
[ ] You like rap.
[X] You know how to shoot a gun
[ ] You think President George Walker Bush is racist.
[X] You like chicken.
[X] You like watermelon.
[ ] You can dance.
[ ] You can 'sing' gospel.
Total = 3

Asian
[X] You have slanty/small eyes.
[X] You like rice a lot.
[ ] You are good at math.
[ ] You have played the piano.
[ ] You have family from asia.
[X] You laugh sometimes covering your mouth.
[ ] Most people think you're chinese.
[ ] You call hurricanes typhoons.
[ ] You go to Baulko.
Total = 3

German
[X] You like bread.
[X] You think German Chocolate is good.
[X] You Speak some German. (i can say 'what's up' and 'go away'... and a few other simple things.)
[ ] You know what Schnitzel is.
[ ] You hate it when stupid people call you a Nazi.
[ ] You went to Pre-school.
[X] You're over 5'2
Total = 4

Canadian
[ ] You like/play/played hockey.
[ ] You love beer.
[X] You say eh.
[ ] You know what poutine is
[X] You speak some french.
[X] You love Tim Horton's.
[X] At one point you lived in a farm house.
[ ] You watch/watched degrassi.
Total = 4

American
[ ] You hate foreigners.
[ ] You hate non - Christians.
[X] You're lazy.
[ ] You are not cultured.
[ ] You hate abortion.
[ ] But love the death penalty.
[ ] You don't read.
[X] You shop at walmart.
[X] You think this survey is rather biased.
Total = 3

Results in a nutshell:

British-3
Australian-4
Italian-2
Spanish-3
Russian-3
Irish-0
African American-3
Asian-3
German-4
Canadian-4
American-3

...So what's this say about me, other than what I already knew? I'm a mutt. So what?