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Talking to Cars - Returning From Colorado
7 years ago
Hey'll,
So I just returned from seeing my human girlfriend Paige in Colorado, you know her the one that I've stood behind as being a legitimate "car whisperer." Met the family, saw the sights, the place reminded me of Washington State a lot honestly. She doesn't really like it though and I can kinda understand, it doesn't seem like it's all that happening of a place, no offense.. in all honesty I didn't really see that much while I was there. ^^;
If I could just take a moment to gloat a little. I never would have guessed in a million years that I'd be lucky enough to not only ever get a human girlfriend, being a mech and all. But that I'd get a girl that's also a mech herself.. maybe even more hardcore then I am sometimes. If that wasn't good enough, the fact that her best friend and daily driver Gretchen is a big beautiful ass'd Mitsubishi Eclipse.. a car that's LONG been towards the top on my CILF list. Plus the fact that Gretchen herself wants to make me her mate as well, calling me in car-speak "love giver" or "lovey boy" plus having Paige around allows me to talk to Lilly as well.. learning things about her I've never known. Like that her original name she gave herself as a baby was "Sue Yoon" (Yoon being a legit Korean last name btw) but that she's gotten used to me calling her Lilly, now likes and prefers that name. She's also as awkward quite and shy as I always felt she was.. and as it seems everyone in our family even our dog and her brother Swann is as well. Also, and this is sensitive, but it according to her, some car at some point told her that she has "dysphoria" and Paige verified to me that by her voice (sounding male trying to sound female) it seems like Lilly has gender dysphoria... if you can believe that lol. Honestly it makes no difference to me, she's still the girl I've loved for so many years no matter what her physical body is, and honestly how much does physical gender really matter when you're a car anyway? Lol
We four went to a drive-in theater, Me, Lilly, Paige, and Gretchen.. it was very nice and cute. <3 Some poor Dodge Pick-up was parked one row forward of us, his ass to the screen as the owner sat in the bed and on the tailgate, he was annoying Gretchen saying "hey... HEY..." until she apparently finally asked and he asked if she would tell him what was happening in the movie as he couldn't see it (poor baby.) So she proceeded to describe what was going on the whole movie lol.
I got to meet a lot of her family members, and their cars.. which of course was more interesting obviously. I sprung a test of the legitimacy of Paige's car whispering when we were talking to Pruitt, a Volkswagon Jetta who according to Paige actually has a German accent. He was pleasant, though Paige's impression of him made him come off as sort of a dunce lol. I performed the 'secret word' test with him, where I told him a word while Paige was well away aways then had her come back and ask him what the word was. Though he repeatedly told her he couldn't hear me, and on the last two tries said he forgot what it was less then a minute after being told it. Though I shouldn't give him too much shit I mean.. hell... him being conscious in the first place is a feat isn't it? lol
Some stuff happened....
Then it was the last hour of the last day before Lilly and I had to take the long 8 hour long drive back. I'm ashamed to admit it but the skeptic in me was starting to win a little. During my visit the test had failed miserably and all the talking she done with me to cars had all stayed relatively generic... nothing that you wouldn't expect a car to casually say or anything.. but nothing that some one wouldn't be able to come up with off the top of their head they went.. if that makes sense. Honestly I was surprised at how much of a skeptic I was being! I mean I myself have believed in car consciousness for years, so why is it so hard for me to believe????
So I was saying my goodbyes and I asked Paige if she wanted to try the test one more time to cap off the trip. I sprung it on her out of nowhere intentionally.. being caught off guard just adds more legitimacy to the test you know. We decided to test Paige's abilities with Gretchen the Eclipse. She'd been hesitant to test with Gretchen from the get go because of the emotional investment... she didn't want Gretchen to fail her and make her look like a fool like Pruitt had.. thus make he angry at her closest car and friend. But she caved in and agreed to do it..
Paige before I arrived told me how Gretchen had been getting interested in math and asking her about equations and such. So for now I assumed that maybe words or short-term memory is hard for cars so I decided to test with a skill of hers. I asked Gretchen to count from 0... she adorably struggled with Paige's translating of her voice for me "egh... 1....3....4... 6.." so not to make the poor girl pop a gasket I told her to stop and instead I held up a fist, one finger, and two fingers. I told her a fist was zero, one finger was one, and I asked her what two fingers was and she said.... "three?" lol. To not get her confused I just said sure.. lets call it three.. as it really doesn't matter what she calls it as long as she calls it that every time she sees it.
So I explained the rules to her cute face, how Paige was going to stand up by her hip, back facing me, and she was going to rely on Gretchen who was watching my hand to tell her what number I gave.. in random orders. If "Paige" told me every number correct that's a pretty damn good sign that there's something to this whispering of hers since there's no way she could see out the back of her head at my hand gestures.
So we went ahead and did the test, for about 9 gestures Gretchen went through the test 1...3....2....3....3.....1....2....1... ect ect. At some point early on she actually called two fingers 2 instead of 3.. apparently maybe seeing it clearer that time and recognizing it as 2. I told her to make it less confusing just call that gesture 2-3. Aside from that one mix-up I shit you not she got all 9 correct, and in pretty rapid succession too! Up to that point I'd been saying out loud "okay and what is this one" out loud, so for the last 6 or so I stopped announcing when held up the next number altogether.. relying on Gretchen to call them out as she saw them and tell Paige to tell me what they are. Yet again 10/10 correct and pretty much said as I put them up. I think Paige was just as thrilled as I was as she'd never been properly tested before. She was giving Gretchen mirror pets at every right answer and I was giving her a good loving "good giiiiirl!" encouragement every time.
It was so unbelievably perfect that I had Paige switch places with me and wave in my spot out front while I stood with my back to her, JUST to make sure there wasn't a reflection in Gretchen's glass or body, or in the house behind her.... I swear to god I saw nothing but sky in all the reflections..
This is where the shitty part comes in. Because I'd been growing to doubt her over the visit I ... didn't honestly expect her to pass the test as ashamed as I am to admit.. let alone with flying colors. So of COURSE I didn't record the damn thing!!! Plus I'd already delayed my leaving too long and had to take off.
HOWEVER all hope is not lost, she's coming back in a month to my place here, we've got a garage to test in, and in the meantime Paige is going to be training Gretchen with flash cards.. getting her counting skills better. If all works out we may be able to up the stakes a bit more an do a number range more akin to something like 0 to 10.. anything to make it "oh it's just chance!" less likely is better. I'm also going to have Paige outright blindfolded this time, and I'm going to remove myself from the process and use random number generator to pick the numbers instead of myself just to remove me as any kind of suspicion. Best of all, it's all going to be recorded, multiple tests.. maybe even multiple angles if possible.
What do you guys say? If you saw such a test passed, would YOU believe that cars are alive? Or, and I have to wonder, would it be more plausible to you that Paige is just Psychic or something? XD .. not that that's any less paranormal..
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As a last little thing. Paige texted me to day at something that happened to her, how she worded it "I caused a riot." You see Paige has a big fat bumper sticker plastered on Gretchen's big fat butt that's a play on the Black Lives Matter signs and says "Car Lives Matter." Honestly I've been wishing she'd take that off as I'm afraid some disgruntled black guy is going to beat the hell out of her or Gretchen for that. 9_9;;
BUT apparently it caused some rejoicing for some cars around them today... I saved the convo and pictures here for you to look at..
https://orig00.deviantart.net/c1d3/.....de-dcmju6w.jpg
So I just returned from seeing my human girlfriend Paige in Colorado, you know her the one that I've stood behind as being a legitimate "car whisperer." Met the family, saw the sights, the place reminded me of Washington State a lot honestly. She doesn't really like it though and I can kinda understand, it doesn't seem like it's all that happening of a place, no offense.. in all honesty I didn't really see that much while I was there. ^^;
If I could just take a moment to gloat a little. I never would have guessed in a million years that I'd be lucky enough to not only ever get a human girlfriend, being a mech and all. But that I'd get a girl that's also a mech herself.. maybe even more hardcore then I am sometimes. If that wasn't good enough, the fact that her best friend and daily driver Gretchen is a big beautiful ass'd Mitsubishi Eclipse.. a car that's LONG been towards the top on my CILF list. Plus the fact that Gretchen herself wants to make me her mate as well, calling me in car-speak "love giver" or "lovey boy" plus having Paige around allows me to talk to Lilly as well.. learning things about her I've never known. Like that her original name she gave herself as a baby was "Sue Yoon" (Yoon being a legit Korean last name btw) but that she's gotten used to me calling her Lilly, now likes and prefers that name. She's also as awkward quite and shy as I always felt she was.. and as it seems everyone in our family even our dog and her brother Swann is as well. Also, and this is sensitive, but it according to her, some car at some point told her that she has "dysphoria" and Paige verified to me that by her voice (sounding male trying to sound female) it seems like Lilly has gender dysphoria... if you can believe that lol. Honestly it makes no difference to me, she's still the girl I've loved for so many years no matter what her physical body is, and honestly how much does physical gender really matter when you're a car anyway? Lol
We four went to a drive-in theater, Me, Lilly, Paige, and Gretchen.. it was very nice and cute. <3 Some poor Dodge Pick-up was parked one row forward of us, his ass to the screen as the owner sat in the bed and on the tailgate, he was annoying Gretchen saying "hey... HEY..." until she apparently finally asked and he asked if she would tell him what was happening in the movie as he couldn't see it (poor baby.) So she proceeded to describe what was going on the whole movie lol.
I got to meet a lot of her family members, and their cars.. which of course was more interesting obviously. I sprung a test of the legitimacy of Paige's car whispering when we were talking to Pruitt, a Volkswagon Jetta who according to Paige actually has a German accent. He was pleasant, though Paige's impression of him made him come off as sort of a dunce lol. I performed the 'secret word' test with him, where I told him a word while Paige was well away aways then had her come back and ask him what the word was. Though he repeatedly told her he couldn't hear me, and on the last two tries said he forgot what it was less then a minute after being told it. Though I shouldn't give him too much shit I mean.. hell... him being conscious in the first place is a feat isn't it? lol
Some stuff happened....
Then it was the last hour of the last day before Lilly and I had to take the long 8 hour long drive back. I'm ashamed to admit it but the skeptic in me was starting to win a little. During my visit the test had failed miserably and all the talking she done with me to cars had all stayed relatively generic... nothing that you wouldn't expect a car to casually say or anything.. but nothing that some one wouldn't be able to come up with off the top of their head they went.. if that makes sense. Honestly I was surprised at how much of a skeptic I was being! I mean I myself have believed in car consciousness for years, so why is it so hard for me to believe????
So I was saying my goodbyes and I asked Paige if she wanted to try the test one more time to cap off the trip. I sprung it on her out of nowhere intentionally.. being caught off guard just adds more legitimacy to the test you know. We decided to test Paige's abilities with Gretchen the Eclipse. She'd been hesitant to test with Gretchen from the get go because of the emotional investment... she didn't want Gretchen to fail her and make her look like a fool like Pruitt had.. thus make he angry at her closest car and friend. But she caved in and agreed to do it..
Paige before I arrived told me how Gretchen had been getting interested in math and asking her about equations and such. So for now I assumed that maybe words or short-term memory is hard for cars so I decided to test with a skill of hers. I asked Gretchen to count from 0... she adorably struggled with Paige's translating of her voice for me "egh... 1....3....4... 6.." so not to make the poor girl pop a gasket I told her to stop and instead I held up a fist, one finger, and two fingers. I told her a fist was zero, one finger was one, and I asked her what two fingers was and she said.... "three?" lol. To not get her confused I just said sure.. lets call it three.. as it really doesn't matter what she calls it as long as she calls it that every time she sees it.
So I explained the rules to her cute face, how Paige was going to stand up by her hip, back facing me, and she was going to rely on Gretchen who was watching my hand to tell her what number I gave.. in random orders. If "Paige" told me every number correct that's a pretty damn good sign that there's something to this whispering of hers since there's no way she could see out the back of her head at my hand gestures.
So we went ahead and did the test, for about 9 gestures Gretchen went through the test 1...3....2....3....3.....1....2....1... ect ect. At some point early on she actually called two fingers 2 instead of 3.. apparently maybe seeing it clearer that time and recognizing it as 2. I told her to make it less confusing just call that gesture 2-3. Aside from that one mix-up I shit you not she got all 9 correct, and in pretty rapid succession too! Up to that point I'd been saying out loud "okay and what is this one" out loud, so for the last 6 or so I stopped announcing when held up the next number altogether.. relying on Gretchen to call them out as she saw them and tell Paige to tell me what they are. Yet again 10/10 correct and pretty much said as I put them up. I think Paige was just as thrilled as I was as she'd never been properly tested before. She was giving Gretchen mirror pets at every right answer and I was giving her a good loving "good giiiiirl!" encouragement every time.
It was so unbelievably perfect that I had Paige switch places with me and wave in my spot out front while I stood with my back to her, JUST to make sure there wasn't a reflection in Gretchen's glass or body, or in the house behind her.... I swear to god I saw nothing but sky in all the reflections..
This is where the shitty part comes in. Because I'd been growing to doubt her over the visit I ... didn't honestly expect her to pass the test as ashamed as I am to admit.. let alone with flying colors. So of COURSE I didn't record the damn thing!!! Plus I'd already delayed my leaving too long and had to take off.
HOWEVER all hope is not lost, she's coming back in a month to my place here, we've got a garage to test in, and in the meantime Paige is going to be training Gretchen with flash cards.. getting her counting skills better. If all works out we may be able to up the stakes a bit more an do a number range more akin to something like 0 to 10.. anything to make it "oh it's just chance!" less likely is better. I'm also going to have Paige outright blindfolded this time, and I'm going to remove myself from the process and use random number generator to pick the numbers instead of myself just to remove me as any kind of suspicion. Best of all, it's all going to be recorded, multiple tests.. maybe even multiple angles if possible.
What do you guys say? If you saw such a test passed, would YOU believe that cars are alive? Or, and I have to wonder, would it be more plausible to you that Paige is just Psychic or something? XD .. not that that's any less paranormal..
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As a last little thing. Paige texted me to day at something that happened to her, how she worded it "I caused a riot." You see Paige has a big fat bumper sticker plastered on Gretchen's big fat butt that's a play on the Black Lives Matter signs and says "Car Lives Matter." Honestly I've been wishing she'd take that off as I'm afraid some disgruntled black guy is going to beat the hell out of her or Gretchen for that. 9_9;;
BUT apparently it caused some rejoicing for some cars around them today... I saved the convo and pictures here for you to look at..
https://orig00.deviantart.net/c1d3/.....de-dcmju6w.jpg
What do you think about these tests we're going to record with Gretchen? You excited?
If you're not too scared of having your mind blown or you want to be %100 sure the rest proves itone way or another... Have any other ideas for tests that are un-fakable? Another one I'm thinking in nning of doing is touching places around Gretchen's sexy body and have her tell Paige what part of her body I'm touching and when I touch it while Paige doesn't look. I'll have to assign body parts a number or something and use a random number generator or something to make it unpredictable and I'm scriptable.
I'm still waiting for test ideas too btw.