The weirdest thing happened to me today. Of course, it's not uncommon for strange things to happen to strange people.

I was walking around Manchester all suited up and me and my buddy headed up toward the Red Arrow Diner. I waved at a cop parked out front and proceeded to walk up the street. He shone his spotlight on me and asked, "What's wrong with you?"

I stopped and responded, "nothing," as I shook my head.

He said, "take that thing off for a second"

I took off my mask and he shone the spotlight right on my face, looked me over and told me to "be on my way". I just kinda looked at my buddy, smiled, and then put my face back on.

I love it when the authority figure has a genuine look of "What the Fuck" on his face but can't do a damned thing about what he just saw. It's kind of a change of pace considering how I'm normally treated by Manchester Police Department. If you ask my friends, I'm not a bad person, I just have bad luck when it comes to police, security, and authority in general.

I hope he remembers this night for a long time. If I'm lucky, his buddies at the station won't believe him.