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I just saw Bumblebee (SPOILERS!)
6 years ago
I just saw Bumblebee and holy fuck what a step up from Transformers Age of Extinction.
(I didn't see The Last Knight but apparently it's even worse than Extinction)
Why?
1: The Transformers look like Transformers
2: The human protagonists are fucking likable
3: The Decepticons aren't aren't all grey and black and look different from one another, except for the jets but that's the point of the jets(Seekers)
4:The Touch is used to great effect in an important scene
5: The actions is easy to follow and more focused
6: The soundtrack is great
7: No long orange shots of super models' asses
8: No racist stereotypes
9: John Cena's character was cool and likable by the end too, and Cena did a good job
When Cliffjumper showed up, I FUCKING KNEW IT WAS CLIFFJUMPER BEFORE HE EVEN SAID HIS NAME CAUSE HE FUCKING LOOKED LIKE CLIFFJUMPER.
I was sad to see him get cut in half though. Cliffjumper gets the shaft a lot lately. He got killed in the first episode of Transformers Prime too.
#RESPECTFORCLIFFJUMPER
This just makes me want them to toss out the Bay movies and just go forward from here. I wanna see the fucking Dinobots done this well, I wanna see more of Soundwave, Shockwave(who has his soft spoken British accent WHICH IS MY FAVORITE VOICE FOR HIM), Ratchet, Ironhide...I JUST WANT MORE.
Unlike Age of Extinction where I just felt like I wasted two hours on it that I could have spent watching The Transformers: The Movie.
(I didn't see The Last Knight but apparently it's even worse than Extinction)
Why?
1: The Transformers look like Transformers
2: The human protagonists are fucking likable
3: The Decepticons aren't aren't all grey and black and look different from one another, except for the jets but that's the point of the jets(Seekers)
4:The Touch is used to great effect in an important scene
5: The actions is easy to follow and more focused
6: The soundtrack is great
7: No long orange shots of super models' asses
8: No racist stereotypes
9: John Cena's character was cool and likable by the end too, and Cena did a good job
When Cliffjumper showed up, I FUCKING KNEW IT WAS CLIFFJUMPER BEFORE HE EVEN SAID HIS NAME CAUSE HE FUCKING LOOKED LIKE CLIFFJUMPER.
I was sad to see him get cut in half though. Cliffjumper gets the shaft a lot lately. He got killed in the first episode of Transformers Prime too.
#RESPECTFORCLIFFJUMPER
This just makes me want them to toss out the Bay movies and just go forward from here. I wanna see the fucking Dinobots done this well, I wanna see more of Soundwave, Shockwave(who has his soft spoken British accent WHICH IS MY FAVORITE VOICE FOR HIM), Ratchet, Ironhide...I JUST WANT MORE.
Unlike Age of Extinction where I just felt like I wasted two hours on it that I could have spent watching The Transformers: The Movie.
