This just screams "challenge me" all over it :o

XD amazing

... do I even want to know where the hell this is from?

Honestly I have no idea but it'd make some pretty funny copy pasta. Though I wouldn't be surprised if it was originally intended 100% seriously.

Eugh

HAH! NOICE!

rofl


I'd sign it though.. o.~

well actually only if i can use the blacklist option on that female requirement. I wouldn't use it on anything else but i never play as anything other than my herm fursona. no exceptions.

Bitch you can't change a thing! NOW SIGN

And I thought your gore commissions were disturbing to watch. This is next level!
I'd like to see someone actually agree to this, just to see what would happen. The kinds of cringe that come out of those sorts of RP sessions are unparalleled.

Controlling your life is my fap fuel.

I've noticed, especially when that life is fed face-first into the grinder. ;P

You go legs first. Face first means immediate death and that's something we can't tolerate here.

Mm, I'm aware of this idea. However, last I checked, Whitekitten seemed to prefer face first, as it allows the herm one last rape before the patty was complete.
Not that it makes any difference to me, I can hardly watch it either way.

LOL holy shit.

Oh lawd, the time slots. "Your social life can wait". This whole thing reads like a caricature of the most stuck up rpers but I could totally see someone using this.

"My erection is more important than your social life."

"choose wisely"

There will be consequences >:O

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FSt1ptsOjL0

There will be CONSEQUENCEEESSSSSS

aaaaaaaaaaaaaaahahahahaha

50 shades of fur

plz son, it's 69 shades of fur

Inviting...

It's triggering all my commitment fetishes at once.

Strange. I had the impression, that you have a somewhat DARKER standards...

A horrifying cringe, this incel.
The only winning move is
not to play.

lol

"ITS A PRIVILEGE"... https://i.imgur.com/uiElJlJ.jpg

man that's a great reaction photo

Now I'm gonna go look at some simpsons porn.

Lit

:fire:

Then we cast magic missile into each other's butts back and forth forever.

The sad thing is that I used to know an RPer from years back that had oddly similar desires and tastes in terms of RPing, and they went by "Jay," I think. I highly doubt it's them, but still.

hahahaha

oh man

I hope I get a roleplay request that begins with this as the opening barrage sometime.

Basically, Jewel can fuck me up any way she pleases 👍

That's right bitch! >:O

That's what happens when you don't see the fine print that makes you a meatcunt for life

It's when you have your fingers broken one by one, then while a shemale is raping you, you're forced to sign the paper and use your tears to stain it.

Also you should have read the TOS!!!

just nope..

https://i.imgur.com/YSwXvWr.gifv How I imagine this person looked like making that lol

Jesus christ that's fucking amazing read XD
Got some good laughs out of me that I sorely needed today, thank you.

I live to serve!

I can absolutely believe that is real, and that whoever wrote it not only meant every word, but also is surprised at how alone they are.
And will be.
Because fuck people like that, they need to stay alone.

ALONE FOREVER.

You know, I can see some of the most disturbing gore commissions on here, read My Immortal without trying to jump out the nearest window....and yet this is what makes me throw up in my mouth a little.

you've got a fine tuned sense of morality there my friend.

Whoever would sign something like this either has no idea what they are getting into, or a no-lifer.

I'd agree...

The J at the end makes it even more hilarious.

Definitely was intended seriously at first, I bet.

No doubt!

This is legit how people on f-list act

damn you f-list

sometimes you'll find one or two cool people on there so i lurk occasionally

I wish this was real. I’d love to be in an abusive relationship with you!!! ;)

SHUT YOUR WHORE MOUTH

Okay, I read the first line and the last one. I think I'm ready to go

LETS DO THISSSSSS

For you????

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*snorts at people who think it's not actually Jewel that wrote this.*

Shhhhhh

“Men and male characters”?
There are several things that could mean.
The most likely is that this was written by someone who didn’t do a second pass on their message, but it’s also possible that they have some other distinction in mind, e.g. IRL men and people RPing as male characters.
It’s a shame that we’ll never know.

A mystery for the ages.

Intimidating. I love it.

GUD

at this point,most of us can agree that whitekitten is a saint

I've been touched by jesus.

I saw someone in Second Life with RP rules like this, and they took it dead serious. It was HILARIOUS when I played along just long enough to suddenly break them all at the same time just to annoy them.

Lol

Oh yes, they totally lost their shit lol

Basically Apple's ToS.

Did you write this?

Haha no it's something I found on some reddit like insanefacebook

Oh I see. I love that subreddit.