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Damn you Yoshi
16 years ago
Yoshi: You are a whore, a tease, a slut, a siren, a cock crawing cum dumpster. The way you flash your backside while riding those motorcycles and whines in sexual pleasure when someone rams you with a shell just makes me wanna punch you in your big, round nose.
I'm playing Mario Kart Wii again, and I have noticed the way Yoshi sits on the bikes. Like he's getting ready to receive a massive, hard wang. Most other drivers sits on their bikes, but Yoshi.. he kneels, lifts his ass up as high as he can, it's almost like porn when you are right behind him.
Did the game developers do this on purpose? Do they want us to have haunting deams where Yoshi sits on a bike, all lubed up and ready to receive some real pounding? Or is it just a coincidence?
Whatever it is, it sure makes me hungry for some tied up Yoshi.
I'm playing Mario Kart Wii again, and I have noticed the way Yoshi sits on the bikes. Like he's getting ready to receive a massive, hard wang. Most other drivers sits on their bikes, but Yoshi.. he kneels, lifts his ass up as high as he can, it's almost like porn when you are right behind him.
Did the game developers do this on purpose? Do they want us to have haunting deams where Yoshi sits on a bike, all lubed up and ready to receive some real pounding? Or is it just a coincidence?
Whatever it is, it sure makes me hungry for some tied up Yoshi.
Yoshi's nose I've always imagined to be soft and rubbery with one of those squeakers inside.
I have a hunch that Yoshi have operated in a small, airtight container in his nose where he hides hallucinogens. It's the perfect way to smuggle illegal stuff. You can say he have a nose for.. drugs.
Or maybe it's full of helium so he can keep that neck of his upright. Though over the years his neck has become... somewhat nonexistent. You know, I really like the first Yoshi the best.