Okay this is a fair warning that this here is going to be TMI for most of you so if you don't care to read about parts of me that would not normally be on display please don't bother reading this and know that I am recovering, Albeit slowly....
Okay, so. I don't know what it is I had. I don't know if it was COVID, Or the flu, I never went and got tested for it at all, Shame on me. But this past few weeks has been three or four sets of hell stacked. It has been a very long time since I have been sick at all, and normally when I do get sick its something like a small sniffle or a lingering cough, but normally I can go about my day . This time was not the case. Everyone else in the apartment got it before I did. I knew when i had gotten it when i got that tickle in the back of my throat and I sprung a little cough. My cheeky ass thought that this was going to be the worst of it and I even said as much to Brendan and Tuk...Next time I am going to keep my fat mouth shut..The cough progressively got worse and my breathing got worse and worse as the days went on. The coughing got so bad every-time I coughed, I felt as if my head would explode and my sides would split. This went on for a day or so until I figured out the right medication to take. Then I had the issue of not being able to sleep a few days after that and I spent a good 4 days doing nothing but staring at a wall all night before getting up in frustration. then i got some help in the form of "Weed" From a friend of mine, which thankfully knocked me the fuck out. Which I am grateful for because i was getting sick of seeing the little brown spiders and feeling the constant itching in my legs. Fast-forward a couple of days and I have this pain in my ass... Literally, hubby said I had some fairly big hemorrhoids down there which about an hour later, burst... yay me. I proceed to bleed all over the place for the next week and I eventually resort to stuffing paper towels up there so I can save the bed sheets. Now, my ass has stopped bleeding... thank the gods. Now I have another issue. It looks like someone has smashed my foreskin with a hammer, feels like someone did too. I've been putting pain relieving Neosporin on it and thankfully that has kept it from hurting to badly. Hopefully that will correct the issue because I can't afford to go to the doctor right now. Other than that I seem to be recovering from all the other things normally, it's just all this extra excess stuff I am worried about