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Posted 9 years agoI'm really getting sick of this shit. I'll probably still hang out here now and again, but it's clear that the real action is elsewhere. So you should follow me elsewhere if you're not already. I'm most active on Tumblr as agoutirex, but feel free to check out all the other place other than FA where I'll probably be spending a lot more time going forward.
Deviantart: http://galago.deviantart.com/
Tumblr: http://agoutirex.tumblr.com/
Twitter: https://twitter.com/TheNewMeat
Eka's Portal: http://aryion.com/g4/user/agoutirex
Weasyl: https://www.weasyl.com/~agoutirex
Patreon: https://www.patreon.com/agoutirex?ty=h
e-junkie: http://www.e-junkie.com/muffintop
AIM: greatbrain01
Telegram: agoutirex
email: thenewmeat[at}hotmail.com
Guttersnipe website: http://www.guttersnipecomic.com/
Guttersnipe Tumblr: http://childeatingmonsters.tumblr.com/
Fatty wank Tumblr: http://agoutirexfattywank.tumblr.com/
Furry Found Footage Twitter: https://twitter.com/awfulcrap
Furry Found Footage Youtube: https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCb.....v9g9BcICD5_BFw
MPFF website: http://www.murrypurry.com/
SHOW website: http://www.podcastigation.com/
Deviantart: http://galago.deviantart.com/
Tumblr: http://agoutirex.tumblr.com/
Twitter: https://twitter.com/TheNewMeat
Eka's Portal: http://aryion.com/g4/user/agoutirex
Weasyl: https://www.weasyl.com/~agoutirex
Patreon: https://www.patreon.com/agoutirex?ty=h
e-junkie: http://www.e-junkie.com/muffintop
AIM: greatbrain01
Telegram: agoutirex
email: thenewmeat[at}hotmail.com
Guttersnipe website: http://www.guttersnipecomic.com/
Guttersnipe Tumblr: http://childeatingmonsters.tumblr.com/
Fatty wank Tumblr: http://agoutirexfattywank.tumblr.com/
Furry Found Footage Twitter: https://twitter.com/awfulcrap
Furry Found Footage Youtube: https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCb.....v9g9BcICD5_BFw
MPFF website: http://www.murrypurry.com/
SHOW website: http://www.podcastigation.com/
I'll be at BLFC this weekend
Posted 9 years agoSo I'll be at BLFC this weekend! You can find me with 
aurelina at the Furry Found Footage table (we're table 90 in the dealer's room right next to Iris Jay and Nero O'Reilly)! And you can see our Furry Found Footage panel at 5/14 8:00 p.m. in the Sierra Room. Come check us out!
aurelina at the Furry Found Footage table (we're table 90 in the dealer's room right next to Iris Jay and Nero O'Reilly)! And you can see our Furry Found Footage panel at 5/14 8:00 p.m. in the Sierra Room. Come check us out!Bottledwater weight gain sequence
Posted 10 years ago
bottledwater does good work. You can aso do good work by helping them out and get something FAT in the process. Find out more here.http://www.furaffinity.net/journal/7214153/
Krampuskind at Anthrocon???
Posted 10 years agoPsych, no I won't be there. But my book will! If you're there, why don't you stop by Booth K13 to visit Jarlidium Press, perveyor of quality comic merchandise. How quality? Well, they've got my book, Cool Cat's Drug-Free Goodtime Comic, for sale! So you know THAT's good stuff! It's the first ever collection of Murry Purrt Fresh and Furry comics (www.murrypurry.com) , so it's got all the funny strips in it!
Oh and if you're at Anthrocon, how is it? Is it fun? I've never had a chance to go, seeing as it's on the opposite coast from me!
Oh and if you're at Anthrocon, how is it? Is it fun? I've never had a chance to go, seeing as it's on the opposite coast from me!
Patreon Questions: What do people wank in their fatty wank?
Posted 10 years agoSo, guys, serious question here: I'm thinking of starting a couple new things over at the Patreon to help make sure that I'm actually producing content that people want to see. I always consider suggestions that people have for future wank comics, but I'm thinking of starting a regular poll over on Patreon so that people could vote if they have any strong feelings.
I'm also thinking of starting a monthly raffle, where anyone donating $1 or more will have their name entered every month into a pot and some lucky person gets a wank pic (or non wank if their tastes run that way) drawn to their specifications. I've seen a few other Patreons do this, so I'm curious if this is the sort of thing that people would be interested in. What are people's thoughts on this?
Anyway, just thought I'd pick your brains about that!
I'm also thinking of starting a monthly raffle, where anyone donating $1 or more will have their name entered every month into a pot and some lucky person gets a wank pic (or non wank if their tastes run that way) drawn to their specifications. I've seen a few other Patreons do this, so I'm curious if this is the sort of thing that people would be interested in. What are people's thoughts on this?
Anyway, just thought I'd pick your brains about that!
Fatty wank comic anthology MUFFINTOP 2 is now available
Posted 11 years ago60 plus pages of the best fatty wank comics from the best fatty wank artists for only $10, Muffintop 2 contains comics by
shyguy9
ehcb
agouti-rex aka me, Krampuskind!
crave-the-bullet
Poundforpoundcake http://poundforpoundcake.deviantart.com/
Supercakestudios (aka S.Sakurai) http://ssakurai.deviantart.com/
Alan Bathearst & Garoben
And you can get it at http://www.e-junkie.com/muffintop/p.....hp#Muffintop+2
CHECK IT OUT!
shyguy9
ehcb
agouti-rex aka me, Krampuskind!
crave-the-bulletPoundforpoundcake http://poundforpoundcake.deviantart.com/
Supercakestudios (aka S.Sakurai) http://ssakurai.deviantart.com/
Alan Bathearst & Garoben
And you can get it at http://www.e-junkie.com/muffintop/p.....hp#Muffintop+2
CHECK IT OUT!
Fatty Wank comics at Further Confusion
Posted 11 years agoSo you all know by now that aurelina and I will be tabling with Sanguine Games in the dealer room at Further Confusion this year. AND we will also have a panel on Furry Found Footage on Sunday night 9:30PM to 11:00PM in the Marriott: Blossom Hill I, so that will be the place to be if you like WEIRD JESUS PUPPETS, INEXPLICCABLE ANIMATION FROM THE 70s, AND BIZARRE RECOVERED FOOTAGE FROM 90s ERA FUR MEETS. You'll want to see this.
But you guys watching this account will be more interested to know that we'll also be premiering MUFFINTOP 2 at Further Confusion this year. I'll have a few copies of Muffintop 1 available as well, so you can get the complete pair if you're so inclined. AND YOU SHOULD BE. The Muffintop books include work from:
Muffintop 1:
royaljellysandwich
:icnoladiesman217:
agouti-rex aka me, Krampuskind!
zoemoss & 
rabbitshakejake
crave-the-bullet
Poundforpoundcake http://poundforpoundcake.deviantart.com/
Supercakestudios (aka S.Sakurai) http://ssakurai.deviantart.com/
Alan Bathearst
Muffintop 2:
shyguy9
ehcb
agouti-rex aka me, Krampuskind!
crave-the-bullet
Poundforpoundcake http://poundforpoundcake.deviantart.com/
Supercakestudios (aka S.Sakurai) http://ssakurai.deviantart.com/
Alan Bathearst
Oh right, and the digital Muffintop volume 1 is still available http://www.e-junkie.com/muffintop/p.....ffintop+Vol.+1 The digital Muffintop 2 will be available on e-junkie later this month following Further Confusion. At that point, Muffintop 1 will likely go back into the vault, so if you have any interest in it, you should probably snag a copy now.
Oh and unrelated to that but still related to Fatty Wank, I will aso have a few of my own fatty wanky comic CDs, which include ALL MY FATTY WANK, THE COMPLETE KRAMPUSKIND COLLECTION available for cheap. So come see me and ask about my stupidly low prices!
aurelina and I will be tabling with Sanguine Games in the dealer room at Further Confusion this year. AND we will also have a panel on Furry Found Footage on Sunday night 9:30PM to 11:00PM in the Marriott: Blossom Hill I, so that will be the place to be if you like WEIRD JESUS PUPPETS, INEXPLICCABLE ANIMATION FROM THE 70s, AND BIZARRE RECOVERED FOOTAGE FROM 90s ERA FUR MEETS. You'll want to see this.But you guys watching this account will be more interested to know that we'll also be premiering MUFFINTOP 2 at Further Confusion this year. I'll have a few copies of Muffintop 1 available as well, so you can get the complete pair if you're so inclined. AND YOU SHOULD BE. The Muffintop books include work from:
Muffintop 1:
royaljellysandwich:icnoladiesman217:
agouti-rex aka me, Krampuskind!
zoemoss & 
rabbitshakejake crave-the-bulletPoundforpoundcake http://poundforpoundcake.deviantart.com/
Supercakestudios (aka S.Sakurai) http://ssakurai.deviantart.com/
Alan Bathearst
Muffintop 2:
shyguy9 ehcb agouti-rex aka me, Krampuskind! crave-the-bulletPoundforpoundcake http://poundforpoundcake.deviantart.com/
Supercakestudios (aka S.Sakurai) http://ssakurai.deviantart.com/
Alan Bathearst
Oh right, and the digital Muffintop volume 1 is still available http://www.e-junkie.com/muffintop/p.....ffintop+Vol.+1 The digital Muffintop 2 will be available on e-junkie later this month following Further Confusion. At that point, Muffintop 1 will likely go back into the vault, so if you have any interest in it, you should probably snag a copy now.
Oh and unrelated to that but still related to Fatty Wank, I will aso have a few of my own fatty wanky comic CDs, which include ALL MY FATTY WANK, THE COMPLETE KRAMPUSKIND COLLECTION available for cheap. So come see me and ask about my stupidly low prices!
Muffintop 2
Posted 11 years agoFor those of you who missed my last journal, the rumors are true. We are working on a second Muffintop book and this book is FATTER than the original. In fact, it's kind of too fat. I wasn't expecting people to come through with this much quality! A few people who were slated to appear unfortunately weren't able to participate because of outside obligations (but hopefully we'll get them in the future!), but, honestly, the book is already going to be overstuffed even without them so that might have worked out for the best!
I've already seen comic contributions from:
royaljellysandwich
shyguy9
ehcb
agouti-rex aka me, Krampuskind!
longcriercat
crave-the-bullet
Poundforpoundcake http://poundforpoundcake.deviantart.com/
Supercakestudios (aka S.Sakurai) http://ssakurai.deviantart.com/
Alan Bathearst
and they are all REALLY GOOD. I would be very hard pressed to pick a favorite. I guess that's what happens when you ask the people who KNOW FATTY WANK BETTER THAN ANYONE to make THE BEST POSSIBLE FATTY WANK.
Now seriously, if you're unfamiliar with any of those names, you should really check out those links and GET FAMILIAR. I think it's impossible to know who they are without getting excited for this book.
Anyway, more news to come later!
Oh right, and Muffintop volume 1 is still available http://www.e-junkie.com/muffintop/p.....ffintop+Vol.+1
I've already seen comic contributions from:
royaljellysandwich shyguy9 ehcb agouti-rex aka me, Krampuskind!
longcriercat crave-the-bulletPoundforpoundcake http://poundforpoundcake.deviantart.com/
Supercakestudios (aka S.Sakurai) http://ssakurai.deviantart.com/
Alan Bathearst
and they are all REALLY GOOD. I would be very hard pressed to pick a favorite. I guess that's what happens when you ask the people who KNOW FATTY WANK BETTER THAN ANYONE to make THE BEST POSSIBLE FATTY WANK.
Now seriously, if you're unfamiliar with any of those names, you should really check out those links and GET FAMILIAR. I think it's impossible to know who they are without getting excited for this book.
Anyway, more news to come later!
Oh right, and Muffintop volume 1 is still available http://www.e-junkie.com/muffintop/p.....ffintop+Vol.+1
Fat News: Muffintop 2 and more
Posted 11 years agoSo a couple big announcements that I ought to make!
First, and most importantly for you guys, since Muffintop (http://www.e-junkie.com/muffintop/p.....ffintop+Vol.+1) was so much fun to do, we're putting together a second volume... and it's even better than the first! We've got a lot of familiar faces returning from the original as well as a some new contributors including Shyguy9, eggheadcheesybird, and longcriercat so that's something to look forward to! Watch this space because I'll make more announcements with the full contributor list once I've got a bit more time.
Second, if you still want to get yourself a PHYSICAL copy of the original Muffintop (as opposed to the digital version available at e-junkie), copies will be available through Second Ed (https://www.second-ed.com/) soon. Again, I'll let you guys know when that happens. OR, if you happen to be going to Further Confusion in January, look for my table (I will be tabling with
rafferty of Sanguine Games) and I will have some copies with me there.
Speaking of Futher Confusion, January will also see the premiere of the very first Murry Purry Fresh and Furry (www.murrypurry.com) collection from Jarlidium Press (http://www.jarlidium.com/). Exciting times!
In fact, if you're going to FC, you really should make it a point to visit the panel that I'll be hosting with aurelina. It's furry found footage, so we'll be looking at all the horrible shitty cartoons and puppet show videos that we found at the thrift shop. Should be fun!
First, and most importantly for you guys, since Muffintop (http://www.e-junkie.com/muffintop/p.....ffintop+Vol.+1) was so much fun to do, we're putting together a second volume... and it's even better than the first! We've got a lot of familiar faces returning from the original as well as a some new contributors including
Shyguy9, eggheadcheesybird, and longcriercat so that's something to look forward to! Watch this space because I'll make more announcements with the full contributor list once I've got a bit more time.Second, if you still want to get yourself a PHYSICAL copy of the original Muffintop (as opposed to the digital version available at e-junkie), copies will be available through Second Ed (https://www.second-ed.com/) soon. Again, I'll let you guys know when that happens. OR, if you happen to be going to Further Confusion in January, look for my table (I will be tabling with
rafferty of Sanguine Games) and I will have some copies with me there.Speaking of Futher Confusion, January will also see the premiere of the very first Murry Purry Fresh and Furry (www.murrypurry.com) collection from Jarlidium Press (http://www.jarlidium.com/). Exciting times!
In fact, if you're going to FC, you really should make it a point to visit the panel that I'll be hosting with
aurelina. It's furry found footage, so we'll be looking at all the horrible shitty cartoons and puppet show videos that we found at the thrift shop. Should be fun!No Subject
Posted 11 years agoSo this is cool, I was asked to participate in a Halloween-themed anthology of fatty wank comics! It's actually arranged to resemble an old EC Horror comic, with stories by 
Vdisco, 
Darkboss, 
Volkenfox, and 
Ladiesman217! They asked me to contribute a couple fake comic book ads. This was actually a lot of fun to do, so I hope you guys enjoy this little topper to Halloween. (Also watch for Melvin's appearance in one of Vdisco's comics. Pretty spiff!)
http://www.furaffinity.net/view/14895799/
Check it out and BEWWAAAAARE
Vdisco, 
Darkboss, 
Volkenfox, and 
Ladiesman217! They asked me to contribute a couple fake comic book ads. This was actually a lot of fun to do, so I hope you guys enjoy this little topper to Halloween. (Also watch for Melvin's appearance in one of Vdisco's comics. Pretty spiff!)http://www.furaffinity.net/view/14895799/
Check it out and BEWWAAAAARE
Survey: What's good in fatty/inflation wank comics?
Posted 11 years agoOk so I've done a few fatty/inflation wank comics for sale and reaction has been fairly good so far! I'm really excited and grateful for the feedback that I've received. But so far I've pretty much just been redoing older works or going off of friends' suggestions, so now it's time to do some REAL MARKET RESEARCH. What do people want to see in future wank comics? Feel free to suggest anything, from situations to species to additional sub-fetishes that you think should be thrown in.
I'm pretty willing to draw most things as long as they involve ladies getting bigger and rounder in some way, so weight gain, stuffing, force feeding, inflation, pregnancy, various body part expansion fetishes, I'm pretty okay with most of those. You can see what I've already done at the links below, but that's by no means the limit of what I'm willing to draw.
Exploding fat/inflation dragons: http://www.furaffinity.net/view/14729482/
stuffing/inflation raccoon: http://www.furaffinity.net/view/14778806/
liquid inflation honeypot ant: http://www.furaffinity.net/view/14834456/
I'm pretty willing to draw most things as long as they involve ladies getting bigger and rounder in some way, so weight gain, stuffing, force feeding, inflation, pregnancy, various body part expansion fetishes, I'm pretty okay with most of those. You can see what I've already done at the links below, but that's by no means the limit of what I'm willing to draw.
Exploding fat/inflation dragons: http://www.furaffinity.net/view/14729482/
stuffing/inflation raccoon: http://www.furaffinity.net/view/14778806/
liquid inflation honeypot ant: http://www.furaffinity.net/view/14834456/
Oh I should mention I have an e-junkie store
Posted 11 years agoCurrently just has the digital version of Muffintop available, but there might be more there soon. WATCH THE SKIES
http://www.e-junkie.com/muffintop
http://www.e-junkie.com/muffintop
Muffintop all-digital PDF now available!
Posted 11 years agoHey guys, so when we first opened up the Muffintop preorder sales, a few folks asked if there would be a digital version available. Well, now there is. Everything finally aligned and BAM now we have the all-digital version available for purchase.
Muffintop, in case you've forgotten, is 60 plus pages of high-quality large lady comics from the kindest and most patient contributors S.Sakurai:, Poundforpoundcake, Alan Batheurst royaljellysandwich, crave-the-bullet, zoemoss, agouti-rex and Ladiesman217. It is a mere $10 for quality work by the heavyweights OH HO HO SEE WHAT I DID THERE of this genre. Please note me here if you're interested in getting yourself a PDF that includes:
Switched: A Tale of Minds and Middles, by S.Sakurai, in which a hard-partying dwarf fighter switches bodies with an ascetic elf cleric with expansive results!
Festival, by Poundforpoundcake, in which an annual feast between gluttonous ant and bee people is almost derailed!
Gym Piggy, by Royaljellysandwich, in which a lucky fellow sees the large and lovely lady of his dreams at the gym!
Last Journey of the Aphrodite, by Jake Strick and Zoe Moss, in which a rocketship expedition meets with soft and sexy disaster!
New Jeans, by Crave-the-Bullet, in which a couple finds out that the lady’s new jeans perfectly display her ample assets!
Not Going Out, by LadiesMan217, in which fat-related depression is thwarted!
Snow, by Alan Bathearst, in which a snowwoman with a little extra padding around the middle finds true love!
Sweet Temptation, by myself, in which the classic angel/devil on the shoulder dilemma comes into play regarding candy!
And if you've forgotten what I'm talking about this should explain it http://galago.deviantart.com/journa.....mics-413759398
Muffintop, in case you've forgotten, is 60 plus pages of high-quality large lady comics from the kindest and most patient contributors S.Sakurai:, Poundforpoundcake, Alan Batheurst
royaljellysandwich, crave-the-bullet, zoemoss, agouti-rex and Ladiesman217. It is a mere $10 for quality work by the heavyweights OH HO HO SEE WHAT I DID THERE of this genre. Please note me here if you're interested in getting yourself a PDF that includes:Switched: A Tale of Minds and Middles, by S.Sakurai, in which a hard-partying dwarf fighter switches bodies with an ascetic elf cleric with expansive results!
Festival, by Poundforpoundcake, in which an annual feast between gluttonous ant and bee people is almost derailed!
Gym Piggy, by Royaljellysandwich, in which a lucky fellow sees the large and lovely lady of his dreams at the gym!
Last Journey of the Aphrodite, by Jake Strick and Zoe Moss, in which a rocketship expedition meets with soft and sexy disaster!
New Jeans, by Crave-the-Bullet, in which a couple finds out that the lady’s new jeans perfectly display her ample assets!
Not Going Out, by LadiesMan217, in which fat-related depression is thwarted!
Snow, by Alan Bathearst, in which a snowwoman with a little extra padding around the middle finds true love!
Sweet Temptation, by myself, in which the classic angel/devil on the shoulder dilemma comes into play regarding candy!
And if you've forgotten what I'm talking about this should explain it http://galago.deviantart.com/journa.....mics-413759398
Midwest Media Expo was great, you guys should have been ther
Posted 11 years agoOH MY GOD GUYS
Were you there?
You should have been there. I mean, really, I wasn't expecting all that much from a first year convention to be totally honest but WOW. This was a con run right. Now I should have figured they would know what they were doing because these are the same guys who run Youmacon, which I'm told is crazy big awesome, but I'm always a little bit skeptical. But everything went off without a hitch.
All the little things were perfect. The artist's alley had ELECTRICAL DROPS!!! Like, set up BEFORE THE CON STARTED. I've been to dozens of cons where you're scrambling to figure out how to charge your cellphone or run your laminator, but this one, they anticipated that from the beginning. I ran a few panels with Rafferty from Sanguine Games (http://www.sanguinegames.com/) about self-publishing for beginners, Dinosaucers (Yes, the old TV series!), and game design (Actually, that was Rafferty's panel, I was just hanging out there being a pretty face). We had requested microphones and USB cables beforehand and we were flabbergasted to find that THEY WERE ACTUALLY THERE! Seriously, small details but they just showed this con's amazing commitment to professionalism. Now the staff at Midwest Media Expo was unfailingl polite and helpful and when they couldn't help me, they were really good at finding someone who could. Now I'm not exactly a household name like some of the other guests, for example NATASHA ALLLEGRI!!!! or ADAM WARREN!!!!!!, so when I walked around a little before receiving my invited guest badge, I kind of expected to get the brush off a lot. In fact, staff members were just as courteous and helpful when I was incognito as a regular attendee. A really pleasant surprise!
Now beyond that, there were lots of really big name guests and it was a great chance for the public to really get up close and personal with their favorite stars, so that was pretty cool. Lots of interesting panels on interesting topics; besides my panels, I really enjoyed hearing Adam Warren talk about the amusing tribulations of being a comics artist and his dealings with his more insistent fans in the 'Damsel in Distress' community.
I mean, go to www.midwestmediaexpo.com and look at what you missed. You guys should really come out there next year! I am going to reccommend this venue to all my artist friends; I had fairly good sales in the dealer's room even though the attendees skewed kind of young and steampunk-centric.
Were you there?
You should have been there. I mean, really, I wasn't expecting all that much from a first year convention to be totally honest but WOW. This was a con run right. Now I should have figured they would know what they were doing because these are the same guys who run Youmacon, which I'm told is crazy big awesome, but I'm always a little bit skeptical. But everything went off without a hitch.
All the little things were perfect. The artist's alley had ELECTRICAL DROPS!!! Like, set up BEFORE THE CON STARTED. I've been to dozens of cons where you're scrambling to figure out how to charge your cellphone or run your laminator, but this one, they anticipated that from the beginning. I ran a few panels with Rafferty from Sanguine Games (http://www.sanguinegames.com/) about self-publishing for beginners, Dinosaucers (Yes, the old TV series!), and game design (Actually, that was Rafferty's panel, I was just hanging out there being a pretty face). We had requested microphones and USB cables beforehand and we were flabbergasted to find that THEY WERE ACTUALLY THERE! Seriously, small details but they just showed this con's amazing commitment to professionalism. Now the staff at Midwest Media Expo was unfailingl polite and helpful and when they couldn't help me, they were really good at finding someone who could. Now I'm not exactly a household name like some of the other guests, for example NATASHA ALLLEGRI!!!! or ADAM WARREN!!!!!!, so when I walked around a little before receiving my invited guest badge, I kind of expected to get the brush off a lot. In fact, staff members were just as courteous and helpful when I was incognito as a regular attendee. A really pleasant surprise!
Now beyond that, there were lots of really big name guests and it was a great chance for the public to really get up close and personal with their favorite stars, so that was pretty cool. Lots of interesting panels on interesting topics; besides my panels, I really enjoyed hearing Adam Warren talk about the amusing tribulations of being a comics artist and his dealings with his more insistent fans in the 'Damsel in Distress' community.
I mean, go to www.midwestmediaexpo.com and look at what you missed. You guys should really come out there next year! I am going to reccommend this venue to all my artist friends; I had fairly good sales in the dealer's room even though the attendees skewed kind of young and steampunk-centric.
FC MEME: Who's going this year?
Posted 12 years agoAs you may know, 
krampuskind aka agouti-rex will be tabling for 
podcastigation at FC this month, so it's time to do the annual NORCAL FURFAG CLUSTERFUCK MEME, in the hopes that it will encourage some people to say hello to me this year. My usual partner in crime is unable to attend and that's kind of bumming me out, so I hope some of you fun boys will be around to make things entertaining. Who's going to FC this year? Tell me so I'll know to watch out for you!
Hotel:
San Jose Convention Center Hilton
Arrival/Departure:
Arrive Thurs, leave Monday night
Sharing a room with:
rafferty, 
jwb, rabbitshakejake, zoemoss
Can I visit your room?
We have a full house, so please only if one of the roomies invites you up.
Who do you hang out with:
Usually I hang with aurelina but she's still lost to us this year, stationed as she is in the mysterious cloudlands of the distant east. In her ansence, I seek new cool people to socialize with. Perhaps it will be you. I hang with ALLLLL the cool people.
Where will you be most of the time during the day/s?
I'll mostly be at my table in the artist's alley, flogging merchandize -- including my new book, Misunderstanding Comics and the official podcastigation DVD. Come by and say hi!
What/where will you be eating?
I don't know, but I expect that I'll go to that place that has the good vietnamese sandwiches again. Because they were good.
Can I come with you for food/fun/etc?
Yeah, why not? I always love to meet new people.
Gender:
My butt.
How old are you:
My ass.
Preference:
Pizza
Relationship Status:
Married and taken. Please do not approach me with sexual propositions this year. I know that everyone is hankering for a hunk of the action that is Agouti-Rex, but please, ladies -- and you too, gentlemen -- control yourselves. This man only has eyes for his lovely waifu and I ain't talkin' bout no dutch waifu.
Can I kidnap you for *Censored*:
How droll, you wouldn't want to. Why is this question even in this meme?
Can I take your picture?
I would prefer you didn't. I'm rather shy and also ugly.
Can I give you stuff?
I will accept all manner of FREE stuffs.
Are you an Artist:
In the loosest sense of the word.
Do you do free art?
haha NO. No artist does. Why is this question here? That's a stupid question.
Do you do trades?
Sometimes, but I'm more likely to arrange for trades to be completed later, after the con.
Do you take commissions?
If there's a demand, I suppose I will, but, again, I'd prefer not to. I don't think I do my best work in a hectic con environment.
Are you a Fursuiter:
Nope.
Attending parties:
If there are any good ones, then I might.
Do you drink:
ONLY DISRUPTOR BLASTS.
Can I buy you a drink:
Go right ahead, sailor.
How can I find you?
I'll be at table 7 in the artist alley most of the day. Come see me!
Are you nice?
I am very friendly.
If I see you, how should I get your attention?
HEY AGOUTI
Are you attending any panels:
I'm going to try and break away to see
sigil's panel. Other than that, we'll see if the opportunity arises.
Stage or public performance:
Not this year. Without Aurelina, we just can't do a live SHOW episode.
How do I identify myself to you:
Say HELLO AGOUTI, YOU ARE GREAT
Can I touch you?:
Maybe if we've been properly introduced. I don't much like the HUGGLE GLOMPS stuff from strangers.
How do I know if you're not looking to socialize (angry, busy or upset):
I guarantee I will never be angry, upset or busy.
krampuskind aka agouti-rex will be tabling for 
podcastigation at FC this month, so it's time to do the annual NORCAL FURFAG CLUSTERFUCK MEME, in the hopes that it will encourage some people to say hello to me this year. My usual partner in crime is unable to attend and that's kind of bumming me out, so I hope some of you fun boys will be around to make things entertaining. Who's going to FC this year? Tell me so I'll know to watch out for you!Hotel:
San Jose Convention Center Hilton
Arrival/Departure:
Arrive Thurs, leave Monday night
Sharing a room with:
rafferty, 
jwb, rabbitshakejake, zoemossCan I visit your room?
We have a full house, so please only if one of the roomies invites you up.
Who do you hang out with:
Usually I hang with
aurelina but she's still lost to us this year, stationed as she is in the mysterious cloudlands of the distant east. In her ansence, I seek new cool people to socialize with. Perhaps it will be you. I hang with ALLLLL the cool people.Where will you be most of the time during the day/s?
I'll mostly be at my table in the artist's alley, flogging merchandize -- including my new book, Misunderstanding Comics and the official
podcastigation DVD. Come by and say hi!What/where will you be eating?
I don't know, but I expect that I'll go to that place that has the good vietnamese sandwiches again. Because they were good.
Can I come with you for food/fun/etc?
Yeah, why not? I always love to meet new people.
Gender:
My butt.
How old are you:
My ass.
Preference:
Pizza
Relationship Status:
Married and taken. Please do not approach me with sexual propositions this year. I know that everyone is hankering for a hunk of the action that is Agouti-Rex, but please, ladies -- and you too, gentlemen -- control yourselves. This man only has eyes for his lovely waifu and I ain't talkin' bout no dutch waifu.
Can I kidnap you for *Censored*:
How droll, you wouldn't want to. Why is this question even in this meme?
Can I take your picture?
I would prefer you didn't. I'm rather shy and also ugly.
Can I give you stuff?
I will accept all manner of FREE stuffs.
Are you an Artist:
In the loosest sense of the word.
Do you do free art?
haha NO. No artist does. Why is this question here? That's a stupid question.
Do you do trades?
Sometimes, but I'm more likely to arrange for trades to be completed later, after the con.
Do you take commissions?
If there's a demand, I suppose I will, but, again, I'd prefer not to. I don't think I do my best work in a hectic con environment.
Are you a Fursuiter:
Nope.
Attending parties:
If there are any good ones, then I might.
Do you drink:
ONLY DISRUPTOR BLASTS.
Can I buy you a drink:
Go right ahead, sailor.
How can I find you?
I'll be at table 7 in the artist alley most of the day. Come see me!
Are you nice?
I am very friendly.
If I see you, how should I get your attention?
HEY AGOUTI
Are you attending any panels:
I'm going to try and break away to see
sigil's panel. Other than that, we'll see if the opportunity arises.Stage or public performance:
Not this year. Without Aurelina, we just can't do a live SHOW episode.
How do I identify myself to you:
Say HELLO AGOUTI, YOU ARE GREAT
Can I touch you?:
Maybe if we've been properly introduced. I don't much like the HUGGLE GLOMPS stuff from strangers.
How do I know if you're not looking to socialize (angry, busy or upset):
I guarantee I will never be angry, upset or busy.
CHEAP $10 commissions available
Posted 12 years agoSo I need CASHOLA and I need it FASTOLA, so I'm opening 10 commission slots for the low low price of $10 each. These are one character, full color pics, which I usually charge $20 for, so it's WHAT AN AMAZING DEAL! You should really take advantage of this offer now while supplies last!
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FREE COMIC SELECTION
Posted 12 years agoOkay everyone, thanks for your suggestions! COMIC ACCEPTANCES ARE NOW CLOSED
I wasn't expecting so many suggestions, so now I gotta take a little time and figure out which one I like best.
MORE NEWS TO COME SHORTLY
I wasn't expecting so many suggestions, so now I gotta take a little time and figure out which one I like best.
MORE NEWS TO COME SHORTLY
FREE COMIC
Posted 12 years agoI want to draw a little fatty wank comic but I am uninspired. But I am sure that you good folks out there in TV LAND will help me overcome this bout of ennui.
I am therefore holding a fun little contest for fun funsters to have fun.
Post a script for your ideal 3 panel fatty wank in this journal. I will draw the idea that most strikes my fancy FREE of charge. In color and everything.
The only rules are that it's no more than 3 PANELS. So it will be a challenge to see who can best boil down the quintessential essence of fatty wank to fit in that space.
Thanks for helping me to feel like is worth living again! :)
I am therefore holding a fun little contest for fun funsters to have fun.
Post a script for your ideal 3 panel fatty wank in this journal. I will draw the idea that most strikes my fancy FREE of charge. In color and everything.
The only rules are that it's no more than 3 PANELS. So it will be a challenge to see who can best boil down the quintessential essence of fatty wank to fit in that space.
Thanks for helping me to feel like is worth living again! :)
News of SHOW and COMICS
Posted 13 years agoSOMEONE, not Krampuskind, but someone REMARKABLY SIMILAR TO HIM NAMED AGOUTI-REX has started updating Murry Purry Fresh and Furry AND Guttersnipe again. You can find them at http://www.murrypurry.com and http://www.guttersnipecomic.com respectively. So if you've enjoyed comics in the past, you should be aware of that!
In other news, remember that podcastigation will be tabling in the Furry Marketplace at Further Confusion in January. So stop by and say hi! BUY SOME SHOW MERCHANDISE WHILE YOU'RE THERE! C: What merchandise?? Well, we've got the first ever Vol. 1 DVD of the SHOW CRITERION COLLECTION: 25 episodes of SHOW-stopped SHOWstravaganza SHOWsanity PLUS all sorts of bonus extras that remain to be seen. But here, I'll tell you one: FC will also mark the WORLD PREMIERE of FURRY ARTIST PIGEON HOLING CHART V. 3.0. We'll have the chart on hand for all curious on-lookers to see, and you can get your own printable version as an EXTRA on the official SHOW vol. 1 DVD. Oh, we'll have some other junk to flog as well. For example, if you have not yet purchased a copy of my BOOK -- MALLEUS MALEFICARUM, AVAILABLE AT FINE INTERNETS EVERYWHERE -- there has never been a better time. I will have copies that can be purchased in exchange for CASH MONEYs.
Aurelina and agouti-Rex will also be hosting a SHOW panel on Friday night at FC, where we will explain how to do a bad podcast. We're also going to have a brief WAIT WAIT DON'T TELL ME style gameshow with a SPECIAL MYSTERY GUEST!!!
FINALLY, SHOW is going to have a SPECIAL GUEST sometime soon who is a CERTIFIED EXPERT on CRAPPY OLD CARTOONS. Like, everytime I'm all HEY I VAGUELY REMEMBER SOME CARTOON THAT I SORT OF SAW AS A KID, this guy knows what it is. One time, I was all HEY I REMEMBER THIS HALLOWEEN SPECIAL and he was all WITCH'S NIGHT OUT and I was all WHO HOW DID YOU KNOW. So if you have any vague cartoon memories rattling around in your head that you can't place and that are driving you slowly mad, post a question here to STUMP THE CARTOONOLOGIST and you might get it answered on SHOW sometime soon!
In other news, remember that
podcastigation will be tabling in the Furry Marketplace at Further Confusion in January. So stop by and say hi! BUY SOME SHOW MERCHANDISE WHILE YOU'RE THERE! C: What merchandise?? Well, we've got the first ever Vol. 1 DVD of the SHOW CRITERION COLLECTION: 25 episodes of SHOW-stopped SHOWstravaganza SHOWsanity PLUS all sorts of bonus extras that remain to be seen. But here, I'll tell you one: FC will also mark the WORLD PREMIERE of FURRY ARTIST PIGEON HOLING CHART V. 3.0. We'll have the chart on hand for all curious on-lookers to see, and you can get your own printable version as an EXTRA on the official SHOW vol. 1 DVD. Oh, we'll have some other junk to flog as well. For example, if you have not yet purchased a copy of my BOOK -- MALLEUS MALEFICARUM, AVAILABLE AT FINE INTERNETS EVERYWHERE -- there has never been a better time. I will have copies that can be purchased in exchange for CASH MONEYs. Aurelina and agouti-Rex will also be hosting a SHOW panel on Friday night at FC, where we will explain how to do a bad podcast. We're also going to have a brief WAIT WAIT DON'T TELL ME style gameshow with a SPECIAL MYSTERY GUEST!!!FINALLY, SHOW is going to have a SPECIAL GUEST sometime soon who is a CERTIFIED EXPERT on CRAPPY OLD CARTOONS. Like, everytime I'm all HEY I VAGUELY REMEMBER SOME CARTOON THAT I SORT OF SAW AS A KID, this guy knows what it is. One time, I was all HEY I REMEMBER THIS HALLOWEEN SPECIAL and he was all WITCH'S NIGHT OUT and I was all WHO HOW DID YOU KNOW. So if you have any vague cartoon memories rattling around in your head that you can't place and that are driving you slowly mad, post a question here to STUMP THE CARTOONOLOGIST and you might get it answered on SHOW sometime soon!
the best fatty lady characters on the Internet
Posted 13 years agoOut of morbid curiosity, who's got some neat fat lady characters?
I've been kind of wanting to draw crappy art of the best ones. Of course, I have to finish some commisions and various other non-fatty projects first, but still. Just trying to find out which ones might be fun to doodle.
I've been kind of wanting to draw crappy art of the best ones. Of course, I have to finish some commisions and various other non-fatty projects first, but still. Just trying to find out which ones might be fun to doodle.
oh god i suck
Posted 13 years agowhy do i draw fatties
these are so fucking terrible
for a man who loves fatties as much as i do you would think I would be able to draw them better
why can't I draw them the way they appear in my head :C
all i want to do is help people masturbate
was that too much to ask
it was supposed to be a thing of beauty
not this monstrosity
Seriously, I've kind of lost my passion for fatties this week. What can I do to regain it? When I'm not interested in looking at fatties, I realize just how heavily time weighs on my hands. Because what else is there in life?
these are so fucking terrible
for a man who loves fatties as much as i do you would think I would be able to draw them better
why can't I draw them the way they appear in my head :C
all i want to do is help people masturbate
was that too much to ask
it was supposed to be a thing of beauty
not this monstrosity
Seriously, I've kind of lost my passion for fatties this week. What can I do to regain it? When I'm not interested in looking at fatties, I realize just how heavily time weighs on my hands. Because what else is there in life?
Super cheap Ross-Irving commissions!
Posted 13 years agoLook what I got for a mere $5!!
http://www.furaffinity.net/view/8606188/
ross-irving is doing infinite $5 commissions. If you love fatties, go commission him now!
http://www.furaffinity.net/view/8606188/
ross-irving is doing infinite $5 commissions. If you love fatties, go commission him now! A Message of Extreme Fatness
Posted 13 years agoBig news, everyone! One of the funniest guys I know has asked me to illustrate a hilarious new graphic novel, “Misunderstanding Comics.” We have 5 days to make goal, so i thought I would turn to the BEST INTERNET PEOPLE, by which I mean you fatty loving perverts.
http://www.kickstarter.com/projects.....tanding-comics
It’s a really fun and funny satire of Scott McCloud’s seminal work ‘Understanding Comics.’ It pokes fun at all your favorite comic archetypes, from the giant muscle-pile, pouch-loving monstrosities of the Liefeldian 90s to the giant eyed, tiny mouthed flying panty-stealing robots of manga to the ‘two guys play video games’ world of webcomics. This is the definitive guide to how to do comics wrong. Remember: You can’t understand comics until you MISUNDERSTAND comics! 88 pages of bad comic insanity, including:
— The History of Comics – Why comics and “fine” art ain’t so different.
— Misunderstanding Art – How your skill and talent are holding you back.
— How to Misunderstand Characters – How to create compelling characters, and do you even need to?
— Storytelling – We distill ideas from the top names in comics, reducing a lifetime of innovation to a punchline.
— Web Comics & Self-Publishing – When no one else will print your web comic about a zombie robot pirate ninja who loves bacon.
— Manga & Everything Wrong with Japan – It’s not all school girl uniforms and tentacle rape. Just most of it.
— Intellectual Comics – Feign intellectualism with bigger words and smaller fonts.
— Comic Book Collectors & Other Fanboys – The people who pay your salary and how to exploit them.
— Making Good Money with Bad Ideas – Take this book, for example.
Check it out! And watch our cartoon!
http://www.kickstarter.com/projects.....tanding-comics
So who are these people behind this project? Well, you should know me by now. In case you don’t, I’m a cartoonist whose work has appeared in Firrlough, Genus, and Monsterhaus and has a graphic novel (Malleus Maleficarum http://www.amazon.com/Malleus-Malef...../dp/1593622139 ) available from SLG Publishing. I have have a number of web comics under my belt — Witchprickers (http://buxompiratewench.comicgenesis.com) , Murry Purry Fresh and Furry (www.murrypurry.com) , and Guttersnipe (www.guttersnipecomic.com) . So, yeah, I think you can trust me to actually DO the work to get this happening. I’m not like some of these flash-in-the-pan kickstarter artists who are all ‘OoOOooO look at me, I’m some kid who once drew a picture of sailor moon in my notebook, now give me money to publish a 5000 page graphic novel about how I’m the lost alien prince of mobius.’ I’m a guy who draws stuff and meets deadlines. That’s what I do.
And Tim? He is one of the funniest, non-SHOW-cohosting people I’ve ever met. He’s the writer and director of the web series Assignment: Unexplained ( http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VRD5.....ure=plpp_video ) and Emergency 411 ( http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Y9VX.....ure=plpp_video ). He’s also the man behind Normal Activity ( http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-PDSKT9Pc64 ), the ‘Paranormal Activity’ spoof that still makes me laugh. Check some of those links out if you want to know if he’s got the joke-writing chops to match my joke-drawing chops.
The script for this book is really hilarious and I’d really like to see it happen. You can help and look at all the awesome swag you get for donating! Why, you’d be a fool not to! And, even if you can’t donate, spread the word! Let’s see what the Internet can really do to get good ideas going.
http://www.kickstarter.com/projects.....tanding-comics
It’s a really fun and funny satire of Scott McCloud’s seminal work ‘Understanding Comics.’ It pokes fun at all your favorite comic archetypes, from the giant muscle-pile, pouch-loving monstrosities of the Liefeldian 90s to the giant eyed, tiny mouthed flying panty-stealing robots of manga to the ‘two guys play video games’ world of webcomics. This is the definitive guide to how to do comics wrong. Remember: You can’t understand comics until you MISUNDERSTAND comics! 88 pages of bad comic insanity, including:
— The History of Comics – Why comics and “fine” art ain’t so different.
— Misunderstanding Art – How your skill and talent are holding you back.
— How to Misunderstand Characters – How to create compelling characters, and do you even need to?
— Storytelling – We distill ideas from the top names in comics, reducing a lifetime of innovation to a punchline.
— Web Comics & Self-Publishing – When no one else will print your web comic about a zombie robot pirate ninja who loves bacon.
— Manga & Everything Wrong with Japan – It’s not all school girl uniforms and tentacle rape. Just most of it.
— Intellectual Comics – Feign intellectualism with bigger words and smaller fonts.
— Comic Book Collectors & Other Fanboys – The people who pay your salary and how to exploit them.
— Making Good Money with Bad Ideas – Take this book, for example.
Check it out! And watch our cartoon!
http://www.kickstarter.com/projects.....tanding-comics
So who are these people behind this project? Well, you should know me by now. In case you don’t, I’m a cartoonist whose work has appeared in Firrlough, Genus, and Monsterhaus and has a graphic novel (Malleus Maleficarum http://www.amazon.com/Malleus-Malef...../dp/1593622139 ) available from SLG Publishing. I have have a number of web comics under my belt — Witchprickers (http://buxompiratewench.comicgenesis.com) , Murry Purry Fresh and Furry (www.murrypurry.com) , and Guttersnipe (www.guttersnipecomic.com) . So, yeah, I think you can trust me to actually DO the work to get this happening. I’m not like some of these flash-in-the-pan kickstarter artists who are all ‘OoOOooO look at me, I’m some kid who once drew a picture of sailor moon in my notebook, now give me money to publish a 5000 page graphic novel about how I’m the lost alien prince of mobius.’ I’m a guy who draws stuff and meets deadlines. That’s what I do.
And Tim? He is one of the funniest, non-SHOW-cohosting people I’ve ever met. He’s the writer and director of the web series Assignment: Unexplained ( http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VRD5.....ure=plpp_video ) and Emergency 411 ( http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Y9VX.....ure=plpp_video ). He’s also the man behind Normal Activity ( http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-PDSKT9Pc64 ), the ‘Paranormal Activity’ spoof that still makes me laugh. Check some of those links out if you want to know if he’s got the joke-writing chops to match my joke-drawing chops.
The script for this book is really hilarious and I’d really like to see it happen. You can help and look at all the awesome swag you get for donating! Why, you’d be a fool not to! And, even if you can’t donate, spread the word! Let’s see what the Internet can really do to get good ideas going.
Which pony will die next?
Posted 13 years agoPlace your bets
More ponies?
Posted 13 years agoHow many people would be interested in seeing some non-fatty wank pony art?
Would you like to see ponies engaged in ordinary, everyday pony activities like pulling carts or watering flowers?
Would you like to see ponies engaged in ordinary, everyday pony activities like pulling carts or watering flowers?
