SO YEAH.
I will no longer be posting art here!
I'm changing accounts.
 Whisp3r

WEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

Debating...

THERE IS A REASON
This is an insane week, a close family friend died yesterday, and then I also have to go to Pittsburgh for a Robotics competition Thursday-Saturday. I apologize for the wait you guys! I'll try my best to get working on them when I have free time next.

Cause I felt like it. DON'T READ IF YOU DON'T WANNA KNOW.

1. Is there anyone on your friends list you would ever consider having sex with?
Mmmmmm YEAH.

2. Sex in the morning, afternoon or night?
Anytime.

3. What side of the bed do you sleep on?
The side closest to the wall

4. Do you masturbate?
Indeed.

5. How often? Lately?
Whenever I feel like it, usually often XD

6. Have you ever taken your clothes off for money?
Not seriously, but is that an offer?

7. Do you prefer showers or baths?
Showers! Nothing is appealing about sitting in your own dirt.

8. Have you ever had sex in the shower or the bath?
I wish.

9. Do you watch/read pornography?
Mmmm sometimes.

10. Do you want someone aggressive or passive in bed?
Aggressive AND passive.

11. Do you love someone on your friends list?
I sure do.

12. Do you know all the people on your friends list?
HAHA no.

13. Would you choose love or money?
love

14. Your top three favorite kinks in bed?
Biting, handcuffs, and hmm....biting.

15. Has anyone ever gone beyond your personal line of respect sexually?
I'm not sure what this means. Slut wise? Yea

16. Where is the most romantic place you have had sex?
Hasn't happened romantically yet.

17. Where is the weirdest place you have had sex?
The floor

18. Have you ever been caught having sex?
Nope!

19. Have you ever been to a strip club?
I WANNA

20. Ever been to a bar just to get sex?
I don't go to bars

21. Ever been kicked out of a bar or a club for sexual reasons?
I DON'T GO TO BARS

22. Ever been picked up in a bar?
.............

23. Have you ever kissed or had sex with someone of the same sex?
Yes sir! :)

24. What's your sexuality?
I don't really care!

25. Had sex in a movie theater?
Sounds difficult.

26. Had sex in a bathroom?
Nope!

27. Have you ever had sex at work?
Nope.

28. Have you ever been in an "adult" store?
Does Spencers count?

29. Bought something from an adult store?
Had things boughten FOR me. :D

30. Do you own any sex toys?
Sure do.

31. If yes, how many and what are they?
A few, and that's for me to know and you not to find out :D

32. Does anyone have naughty pics of you or are you on film?
XD
I PLEAD THE FIFTH

33. Have you ever had sex with someone and called them the wrong name?
Nope!

34. Have you ever had phone sex?
lol yep.

35. Have you ever had cyber sex?
Yep.

36. Do you think oral sex constitutes a form of intercourse?
Yesh.

37. What's your favorite sexual position?
Cowgirl

38. What's your favorite sex act?
Does biting count?

39. Have you ever had sex with more than one person at a time?
Never.

40. Who do you think has the guts to repost this?
I DARE YOU

Full color for 10$ anyone? (two character max, additional characters +2-5)
:D
I will draw anything

If you want something specific BE SPECIFIC!
Send me a note if you're interested? :3

Also, if you buy one and pimp me out I'll throw in a free bust!
If you just pimp me out I'd reeeeally appreciate it also! :3

FYI: All of my mature work is posted on my account  whisp3r

5 slots at a time!
1.  handofblades paid, Finished
2.  handofblades paid, lining
3.  handofblades paid, lining
4.  KingKivuli unpaid...waiting for details
5.  krystine paid...lining

How I work
PLEASE do not pay me until I send you/post a WIP! After you approve the WIP I will then ask for payment.
Tips are welcome :)

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OoG9pmjw_Ww

Silent Hill-like beginning FTW!

I really loved this part of Ice Age 2 XD It had me laughing so hard! I couldn't find a good video of the clip though so....

"I wonder what they're thinking..."

Food, glorious food!
We're anxious to try it.
Three banquets a day --
Our favourite diet!

Just picture a Mammoth steak.
Fried, roasted or stew.
Oh, food,
Wonderful food,
Marvellous food,
Glorious food.

dum dum dum dum...

Food, glorious food!
pot, possums or flambe,
froth made from a sloth,

Oh, food,
Magical food,
Wonderful food,
Marvellous food,
Glorious food.

"There now you know what there thinking.."

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NamKo_iHoGc

I WANT A PAIR OF TRIPP PANTS DAMNIT

The ones at hottopic aren't in my size -_-
and they're fucking expensive
BAH

Not to mention that all the damn styles I like only go up to size 11. I APOLOGIZE FOR BEING A FAT ASS BUT I CAN'T GO AROUND NAKED YOU ASSHOLES.

I FUCKING HATE NOT HAVING INTERNET
*flails*
I miss all my friends, and I feel so out of touch with everyone else.
I don't have any friends save a select few outside of the net -_- People prefer to throw carrots at me instead of talking to me. SOOOO. Yeah
I AM SORRY FOR NOT UPDATING A LOT.
I've still been drawing a lot of porn so....

I MISS YOU GUYS <3

For a limited time I'll be doing 2$ chibis. Colored and all that jazz.
JUST PLEASE FILL OUT THIS FORM


Character:
Character name:
Favorite color:
Expression:
Pose (opt but helps):



TELL YOUR FRIENDS :3

Like always, I'll give you a WIP sketch and after that I'll ask for payment before I give you the finished picture. Fair enough? I figured it would be nice to know the artist is ACTUALLY working on your commission before you pay them.

LIMITED SLOTS.

1..  fox_theenigma Paid...Finished
2.  bolo_cutefox paid...Finished
3.  Gypsy7 Unpaid...finished
4.  chuu-ified 2 chibis paid finnished
5.  coonwulf paid..finished

I've been drawing too much porn -_-
Therefore, most of my submissions have been going on my mature account. >.>
DON'T JUDGE ME

wuuuut....Yeah...
I got bored.

Not that you care :D

http://rantingsofasemi-normalpessimist.weebly.com/

GAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH.
FUCKING CODES

http://www.furaffinity.net/full/5058686/
ENJOY

also with that I introduce an account for more questionable things...
 whisp3r
I'm sad because that is the name I wanted originally...and got it...then I never got an email and was so impatient I said fuck it and made this one instead of waiting for the name to be available again :< I wanna move there but I figured that's too much of a hassle XD

The net is off at my house for a while. things are pretty bad money wise around here so I'm not sure when it will be back on. >.> I'm stealing my uncle's internets at the moment to write this. If you need to reach me the only way is via text, or aim. (it connects to my cellphone) If you have my cellphone number you have it, and if you don't have my aim it is paranoidangelx
Happy Holidays and such to everyone! Have a great new year.
Hope to see you guys soon <3

Mother.
Fucking.
TOESOCKS.


I now have a whole drawer full of toesocks of all colors.

Do you guys actually LOOK at a vagina before you try to draw one?
Really, Some of you should.
COOTERS ARENT HUGE GAPING HOLES
They have these things called lips.
-endvaginarant-

This is what comes out of my mouth when it is 1:40A.M on a school night and I've been up studying for a huge chemistry test. Oh Chemistry, why do you remind me of vaginas?

anyone? XD
I need some visual aid D:

My Uncle: so what do u wanna do job wise

Me: something art related but besides that just a few normal jobs. i need to build up a resume or something cause right now its looking pretty crappy

My Uncle: wat do u know about art

Me :depends on what you ask

My Uncle: what do wanna do sell it make it or wat

Me: art isnt actually worth much to sell until youre dead

My Uncle: but u can make money selling it

Me: only if you draw porn

NOT FROM ME! from  lady_moonpelt
Keep an eye on this contest! Its every day till Christmas and really easy to win a spot! and there is MULTIPLE spaces for each day! There are actually still spots open for todays!
http://www.furaffinity.net/journal/1955875/

Pretty much the only kind of christmas music I like... XD

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vmEf.....mp;feature=fvw

Love you guys <3
Also, I'm thinking of making a sofurry account I MADE an account. http://whisp3redghost.sofurry.com/ since DA isn't really a good back up for FA. -_-
Apparently there is a shit ton of stuff going on that I completely missed and instead of bitching about it and stuff I'm just going to make an account somewhere else in case something happens (like FA shuts down?) Hopefully it doesn't and issues are resolved. Bah.

I has friends.

Char, you're pretty much my best friend. You've been with me through a lot, and I mean a lot, of bad times. When it felt like everyone was leaving me you stuck by me. We argue a lot. A hell of a lot. But we always get through it. You're closer to me than a real brother. <3

You annoy me a lot lately because you hardly talk to me at all. I understand why and i don't blame you, but I don't feel as close to you as I used to be. I miss you.

I MISS YOU SO MUCH. It sucks that as soon as we met you had to move out of state. It was awesome when we met because I finally found someone that was awesome enough to be worthy of being my friend. *I keed I keed* Seriously though, you're HAWT and I wish we could hang out again.

Phan, there really are no words to describe your amazingness. You're a fantastic artist and it boggles my mind that you actually like my drawings. You're really fun to talk to and WE STILL need to OC together sometime. It sucks that you're not on so much, but hopefully I can catch you while you still are :D

 -ko- Koooo, You are a really nice person and I really hope we can become good friends and get closer to eachother. (imsuchanerd) I love your artwork and love even more to watch your streams. Hopefully I can get that headset to you sometime soon (even if it isn't by Christmas :<)!

WHERE DID YOU GO. We used to talk all the time and all of a sudden you completely disappeared off the face of the Earth! COME BACK TO ME SHARKY

Kennon the same thing goes for you! Talk to me mooooarrr

What can I say? You listen to me when I'm completely hysteric and you are a really nice guy. You make me laugh a lot XD I'd like to talk to you more and get to know you better vs me just whining at you!

I have no idea what to say about you because there is too much to write! <3