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I Love My Job...No, Really. I Do.
12 years ago
Yesterday...Concerning $4.99 Rotisserie Chickens
Customer: " Which one of these chicken is all white meat?"
Me: "Miss, all whole chickens have white and dark meat."
Customer: "...but me and my family don't like dark meat. Are there any chickens that have white meat legs?"
Me: "No, ma'am. All chickens come with white meat and dark meat."
(Customer picks up a chicken)
Customer: "Could you tell me which one had more white meat than dark meat?"
Me: (pauses and looks around) "The one that you're holding actually. Good eye!"
Customer: "I thought so! Thank you so much."
(Waits for the customer to walk away before I allow my nose to bleed and my eye to twitch profusely)
Customer: " Which one of these chicken is all white meat?"
Me: "Miss, all whole chickens have white and dark meat."
Customer: "...but me and my family don't like dark meat. Are there any chickens that have white meat legs?"
Me: "No, ma'am. All chickens come with white meat and dark meat."
(Customer picks up a chicken)
Customer: "Could you tell me which one had more white meat than dark meat?"
Me: (pauses and looks around) "The one that you're holding actually. Good eye!"
Customer: "I thought so! Thank you so much."
(Waits for the customer to walk away before I allow my nose to bleed and my eye to twitch profusely)
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