an esoteric Sly Cooper question:
a year ago
OK, strap in this is going to have a lot of preface and quite a selective memory:
In the original Sly Cooper and the Thevious Raccoonus, after beating a stage boss, Carmelita would appear and arrest the boss character, and then there would be a newspaper front page displayed with comments about the boss character and the like, but they also put other comments in the upper corners of the page, and one of them said something to the effect of describing Carmelita as a "Hot Ass Latina".
But much to my frustration, I cannot figure out where/when it says this, and was hoping some of you would just happen to remember this too, and tell me how & where to find it. Am I thinking of the wrong game perhaps? I know one of the main headlines describes her as 'hot stuff with a badge', but that's obviously not the same thing; because the screen shot of the newspaper was only onscreen for a few seconds, the other comments made typically went unnoticed over the first several play troughs.
So if any of you happen to have a spark of recollection, kindly let me know, thanks.
In the original Sly Cooper and the Thevious Raccoonus, after beating a stage boss, Carmelita would appear and arrest the boss character, and then there would be a newspaper front page displayed with comments about the boss character and the like, but they also put other comments in the upper corners of the page, and one of them said something to the effect of describing Carmelita as a "Hot Ass Latina".
But much to my frustration, I cannot figure out where/when it says this, and was hoping some of you would just happen to remember this too, and tell me how & where to find it. Am I thinking of the wrong game perhaps? I know one of the main headlines describes her as 'hot stuff with a badge', but that's obviously not the same thing; because the screen shot of the newspaper was only onscreen for a few seconds, the other comments made typically went unnoticed over the first several play troughs.
So if any of you happen to have a spark of recollection, kindly let me know, thanks.
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You might've been thinking of the last one, the headline described her as a "hot latin spitfire" and the upper-left comment running gag was "Dude! That's kickass." That sprung to mind when I read your description but there might've been something closer in the other games, I didn't check.
Those five news paper titles are the only thing that come anywhere close. I don’t think the exact phrase is ever said, see how it could easily be inferred.
Only other place I could possibly think to look is a Sly 3 Dimitri line? Or maybe one of the comics? Although I still doubt “hot ass” would be spoken out loud.
Ah, the days before society became p*ssified.
Mugshot's capture?
The first guy responded with the likely culprit being the phrases “Hot Latin spitfire” and “Dude! That kicks ass!” being combined in your mind.
Sorta like a few years back when the “Shazam!” movie came out and loads of people on the internet thought there was already one with Shaq as a basketball playing genie popping out of a boombox (the movie was really called “Kazaam”, but is a perfect example of the Mandela Effect).