Beep beep boop, maggot.

I am a meat popsicle.

Verification confirmed!

HADOUKEN!

Meow meow meow meow I am human c:

We're sorry, the number you are trying to reach is no longer in service. Please hang up and try again.

There are four rs in strawberry

AI accounts terminated! :)

Wait, how did I end up here?

Nah, I don't really feel like it, why don't you ask me later?

(I have yet to lose my brain privileges)

uh. hi.

A robot wishes it had my search history

Shwoop.

hey uh...guys?

multiple ai bots disguised as humans: YEAH?
YEAH?
YEAH?
YEAH?

how do I do...this? *shows them a checkbox asking if I'm human*

multiple ai bots disguised as humans: uuuuhhhhh, you just gottaaaaaa.......guys?, can you help me out here please?, sure sure you just got to uuuuhhhhhhh, duuuhhhh, aaaaahhhh!, AAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!

(massive crash)..............................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................

I'm too hairy to be a robot, but hairy enough to be a man, yet not hairy enough to be a wolfman.

Human? Im a Mewtwo

I am juste....a litol creachur....I cannote change dis....

I'm a bnnuy

Testing. Testing.

This is an automated stick up.
Please put all valuable items in the bag, present your credit card and security numbers when asked, and do not move.
Thank you for co-operating and we hope you have a pleasant day.

In the end, we are nowhere
Sleepless and still and tight
Maybe we shouldn't fall asleep
Saving what was left behind
Standing outside the chalk outline
Beside ourselves in time
The only thing I want, is the last thing I need
Awake and sleepless as stars shine

From the moment I understood the weakness of my flesh...it disgusted me

I like turtles. Currently listening to Solitude by Edwin McCain. Goodnight all, headed to bed.

Long live the new flesh

I'm sorry, but as a language learning model I cannot prove that I am human.

More human than human!

I have to explain to the local entities that I'm lying every time I click through.

I resigned from the Human race fifty years ago.

Select all the images of gorgeous weapon-wielding girls.

I don't wanna.

Mutant bioweapon capable of transforming and terrorizing a city like a Dr. Jekyll Mr. Hyde influence batman can confirm he isn't part protogen.

Please select all of the squares with bicycles in them.

I am doing taxes and I'm behind on chores

A

Negative, I am a meat popsicle

Already done by Nicoya in the second answer, for shame Tiido, for shame...

The full phrase has the "negative" which was missing in that answer :P

True, objection withdrawn ;)

A

true and real

Je refuse!

*Clicks all pictures of a fire hydrant.*

We're all mad here.

But I'm not :<

Last I checked I was.

Totally human, not a cat, meow meow meow

Chill out, dickwad. 🗿🕶️
That human enough? XD

Munches on apples

A blood black nothingness began to spin, a system of cells within cells interlinked

On the internet, nobody knows you are a dog.

Yeah I'm human.

As an autistic, I don't know if I am or not.

but I'm a lizard...

I be a human who is heavily into Human X furry settings.

I think therefore I am

We did business on PayPal; a real AI would never tell you were its toaster box is located, for destruction... or actually pay for anything.

3 out of 10, would not recommend being human.

AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHH

Hello~ We've been trying to reach you about your car's extended warranty

i'm an anthropomorphic mountain lion.

Hey Mr. Freeman.

All the pain I feel suggests I am a bag of meat.

CONFUSED YELLING

Hahaha I love you all!

Still human last time I checked.

I heard a really cool way to say it somewhere, but here's my really bad memory version: I'm basically a bone golem manipulated by a meat golem, controlled by a ganglion mass activated electroshock machine all hooked up to a biological quantum computer that *somehow* functions for 70 to 100 years.

Beep boop.