Uncle Sam, in his infinite wisdom, has decided to take his big red, white, and blue dick and fuck my life yet again. My financial aid for spring semester at school got denied, meaning I have to wait until next year to finish my degree. Also, my broken laptop will cost $400 to repair, so I'm just gonna abandon it. This is only slightly displaced by the fact that I'm probably gonna get a promotion and raise at work. More money and better hours, ya fucking hoo. Unfortunately, you can't buy happiness, only distraction. So I shall continue to work and wait. Maybe, if I'm lucky, I'll graduate medical school before retirement age.