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Subway and Toads
18 years ago
OMG
Greatest. Mock. Commercial. Idea. Ever.
Chick walks into her house, and hears weird moans coming from upstairs. She goes to check it out, and finds her husband cheating on her with a high schooler. She, obviously, gets all pissy with him, but he responds with;
"Baby, it's okay! I had subway for lunch!"
And then he promptly gets thrown out the window. And then wife and high school girl live happily ever after, having hot lesbian sex every night. ^^
In other news;
BY THE GODS, TOADS ARE SO DAMN CUTE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
I want one. <3
I was over at my grandmothers', helping them move furniture out of their basement after the major flood we had last weekend, and on my way back stairs from taking something out to the curb, I picked up this toad that had been sitting in the window.
And the too-damn-cute-bastard just sat there in my hand, breathing at me. I fell in love. Again.
Greatest. Mock. Commercial. Idea. Ever.
Chick walks into her house, and hears weird moans coming from upstairs. She goes to check it out, and finds her husband cheating on her with a high schooler. She, obviously, gets all pissy with him, but he responds with;
"Baby, it's okay! I had subway for lunch!"
And then he promptly gets thrown out the window. And then wife and high school girl live happily ever after, having hot lesbian sex every night. ^^
In other news;
BY THE GODS, TOADS ARE SO DAMN CUTE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
I want one. <3
I was over at my grandmothers', helping them move furniture out of their basement after the major flood we had last weekend, and on my way back stairs from taking something out to the curb, I picked up this toad that had been sitting in the window.
And the too-damn-cute-bastard just sat there in my hand, breathing at me. I fell in love. Again.
~_^