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Gaming meme
18 years ago
These are the ramblings of a weed kitty.
NINTENDO:
[X] You respect Mario. Mario's my homeboy.
[] You know who Shigeru Miyamoto is.
[X] You believe the DS is superior to the PSP.
[] You hate Sonic for being a cool whore, as well as SEGA fanboys.
[x] You love cartridges over CDs. While they have a smaller chance of getting damaged, you get really sick of blowing into those fuckers after 15 years.
[x] You feel sick whenever someone mentions "CD-i Phillips".
[x] You still like Pokemon...even a teeny tiny bit.
Score 5
SEGA:
[x] You respect Sonic. Sonic was awesome back in the days of the sprite. We need more sprite games.
[X] You know who Yuji Naka is.
[x] You weep for the Dreamcast.
[] You dream for Shenmue 3
[] You hate Mario for being so lame and fat, as well as Nintendo fanboys.
[x] You love harlequin clothes for reminding you of NiGHTS.
[x] You love the Virtua Fighter series.
Score 5
XBOX/MICROSOFT:
[x] You love HALO.
[] You bought at least one multi-format game on Xbox.
[] You know who Blinx is.
[] You are proud of your Gamerscore.
[X] You smile at how everyone complains about the PS3 MORE than they did at the 360.
[x] You find such a thing as having a full memory store to be inconceivable.
[] You have been on Xbox Live.
Score 3
PLAYSTATION/SONY:
[] You have a PS3.
[x] You believe the PS2 has the greatest game library ever.
[] You believe the PSP is superior to the DS.
[x] You hate the Xbox and the 360.
[] You bought the PS3 as soon as it was out.
[] You know who Ken Kutarugi is.
[] You consider Resistance: Fall of Man superior to Gears of War.
Score: 2
RETRO:
[x] You know what an Atari console looks like.
[x] You played Space Invaders, Pong and/or Pacman. We kept scoreboards on our bedroom wall XD
[x] If you are British, you know what a ZX Spectrum is. If you are American, you know what a Commodore 64 is.
[x] You wish you didn't know of E.T the game.
[x] You love point-and-click games.
[x] You emulate.
[x] You despise anyone who can't respect the old skool.
Score - 7
SHOOT-EM-UP GAMER:
[x] You played Time Crisis and/or Virtua Cop.
[x] You consider HALO inferior to Goldeneye 007.
[] You consider Goldeneye 007 inferior to HALO.
[x] You snort in disgust at the idea Columbine was caused by playing too much DOOM.
[x] You have played Counter Strike and fragged merrily.
[x] You know why everyone hates medics yet you've never been in the army.
[x] You've done Grand Theft Auto and yet never been in jail.
Score - 6
RPG GAMER:
[] You love at least one Final Fantasy game.
[x] You cried at least once during any RPG game.
[x] You named at least one videogame character after yourself.
[x] You equate videogame music of RPGs to the artistic level of Wagner or Beethoven.
[X] You know that even the most effeminate villain can become badass with a brilliant theme song.
[] You believe that your heart is the most powerful weapon.
[x] You've dreamed of having an RPG adventure with your friends/family, level upgrades et al.
Score - 5
BEAT-EM-UP GAMER:
[x] You do a Hadoken.
[X] You know at least one Fatality. Scorpion's was the best.
[x] You mash buttons like Chun Li kicks.
[x] You have calluses on your thumbs.
[x] You've injured yourself mimicking at least one move from a game.
[] You know kung fu.
[x] You know of, or play, M.U.G.E.N.
Score - 6
IMPORT GAMER
[] You know more titles of games in Japanese than others do.
[x] The Dreamcast is still alive to you.
[x] You despise the NTSC/PAL divide.
[] Money is no object to you.
[x] Customs can go to hell.
[x] You pity the average continent-bound gamer. What?
[x] You praise emulator hackers.
Score - 5
Total: 44
Result: I'm a Retro gamer. Totally.
[X] You respect Mario. Mario's my homeboy.
[] You know who Shigeru Miyamoto is.
[X] You believe the DS is superior to the PSP.
[] You hate Sonic for being a cool whore, as well as SEGA fanboys.
[x] You love cartridges over CDs. While they have a smaller chance of getting damaged, you get really sick of blowing into those fuckers after 15 years.
[x] You feel sick whenever someone mentions "CD-i Phillips".
[x] You still like Pokemon...even a teeny tiny bit.
Score 5
SEGA:
[x] You respect Sonic. Sonic was awesome back in the days of the sprite. We need more sprite games.
[X] You know who Yuji Naka is.
[x] You weep for the Dreamcast.
[] You dream for Shenmue 3
[] You hate Mario for being so lame and fat, as well as Nintendo fanboys.
[x] You love harlequin clothes for reminding you of NiGHTS.
[x] You love the Virtua Fighter series.
Score 5
XBOX/MICROSOFT:
[x] You love HALO.
[] You bought at least one multi-format game on Xbox.
[] You know who Blinx is.
[] You are proud of your Gamerscore.
[X] You smile at how everyone complains about the PS3 MORE than they did at the 360.
[x] You find such a thing as having a full memory store to be inconceivable.
[] You have been on Xbox Live.
Score 3
PLAYSTATION/SONY:
[] You have a PS3.
[x] You believe the PS2 has the greatest game library ever.
[] You believe the PSP is superior to the DS.
[x] You hate the Xbox and the 360.
[] You bought the PS3 as soon as it was out.
[] You know who Ken Kutarugi is.
[] You consider Resistance: Fall of Man superior to Gears of War.
Score: 2
RETRO:
[x] You know what an Atari console looks like.
[x] You played Space Invaders, Pong and/or Pacman. We kept scoreboards on our bedroom wall XD
[x] If you are British, you know what a ZX Spectrum is. If you are American, you know what a Commodore 64 is.
[x] You wish you didn't know of E.T the game.
[x] You love point-and-click games.
[x] You emulate.
[x] You despise anyone who can't respect the old skool.
Score - 7
SHOOT-EM-UP GAMER:
[x] You played Time Crisis and/or Virtua Cop.
[x] You consider HALO inferior to Goldeneye 007.
[] You consider Goldeneye 007 inferior to HALO.
[x] You snort in disgust at the idea Columbine was caused by playing too much DOOM.
[x] You have played Counter Strike and fragged merrily.
[x] You know why everyone hates medics yet you've never been in the army.
[x] You've done Grand Theft Auto and yet never been in jail.
Score - 6
RPG GAMER:
[] You love at least one Final Fantasy game.
[x] You cried at least once during any RPG game.
[x] You named at least one videogame character after yourself.
[x] You equate videogame music of RPGs to the artistic level of Wagner or Beethoven.
[X] You know that even the most effeminate villain can become badass with a brilliant theme song.
[] You believe that your heart is the most powerful weapon.
[x] You've dreamed of having an RPG adventure with your friends/family, level upgrades et al.
Score - 5
BEAT-EM-UP GAMER:
[x] You do a Hadoken.
[X] You know at least one Fatality. Scorpion's was the best.
[x] You mash buttons like Chun Li kicks.
[x] You have calluses on your thumbs.
[x] You've injured yourself mimicking at least one move from a game.
[] You know kung fu.
[x] You know of, or play, M.U.G.E.N.
Score - 6
IMPORT GAMER
[] You know more titles of games in Japanese than others do.
[x] The Dreamcast is still alive to you.
[x] You despise the NTSC/PAL divide.
[] Money is no object to you.
[x] Customs can go to hell.
[x] You pity the average continent-bound gamer. What?
[x] You praise emulator hackers.
Score - 5
Total: 44
Result: I'm a Retro gamer. Totally.
