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14 years ago
Was looking for something to draw and I stumbled upon this meme on 
taintedazaelia 's page. I'm pretty painfully bored so I have no excuse not to do it. *shrugs*
1.)Are you kinky?
Nope. Straight as a ruler.
2.)Have you had sex?
Does playing the Escort missions in Saints Row count?
3.)Do you like anal?
God no. I don't even like the concept. Stuff comes out of that hole, it doesn't go in. Gross.
4.)Are you bi gay or les?
Sure, why not. No I have no idea. I consider myself Asexual but bi or panromantic. Something like that. Basically, I don't give a flying fuck about sex and gender in a physical sense, but am capable of being romantically interested in anybody.
5.)Do you like to be spanked?
Not at all.
6.)Ever spank someone?
My... dog maybe. I smack him on the rump if he's doing something naughty and I need his attention. But I don't think that counts.
7.)Do you watch porn or have you?
Not regularly, no. Though it's hard to be active on FurAffinity and say that you haven't seen something pornographic, let's be honest now. >.>
8.)Have you ever touched a penis? (not of your own if your a guy)
Just my dog's, again. And that's only because I had to pick him up to put him in the car. Big scary pibble is terrified of riding in the car.
9.)How do you think you are in bed?
Pretty boring I assume, since all I do in bed is sleep and drool on myself, usually at the same time.
10.)Top or bottom?
I do not have bunk beds anymore, sorry.
11.)Ever done cowgirl?
....beg'pardon?
12.)Ever been ate out or ate someone out?
I'm assuming we're not talking Red Lobster.... which is a shame because I love Red Lobster. Crab meat is awesome. Human crabs are disgusting, get the hell away from my face.
13.)Are you a dirty girl/boy?
Just took a shower about an hour ago actually.
14.)Can I spank you?
I'd rather you didn't.
15.)Can you tell I cant think of much more to say thats dirty?
Well now that you've admitted it, yes.
16.)Whats one dirty thing you like to say?
Um.... DragonDildo?
17.)Whats a fetish of yours?
I seem to have a fetish for procrastinating on my homework, if this meme is evidence of anything.
18.)Bed or couch?
Whichever one is more comfortable. Here in Philly, they are both about as cozy as a slab of concrete.
19.)Dominate or be dominated?
That's okay...
20.)Was it as good for you as it was for me?
Yes, I slept through the whole thing and had a lovely dream about the new Walking Dead episode. Twas lovely.
21.)Where would you LOVE to loose your virginity?
... who ever bothers to think about this stuff? I don't think I'd "love" to lose my virginity anywhere.
22.)How many penises have you seen or touched in your life?
Jaeger's is the only one I've touched, but I've seen quite a few, mostly on nude models for my drawing courses.
23.)How many boobs have you seen or touched?
Again, I've only touched my own, but I've seen plenty on nude models. Also Saints Row may or may not have an option to let your character run around naked.
24.)How many times do you masturbate weekly?
Hmmmm... add 4.... carry the 1........ Never, sounds about right.
25.)If you could see anyone you wanted in the nude, who would it be?
My boobins. If only to prove once and for all that she is not as fat as she thinks she is.
26.)If you could have sex with anyone you wanted, who would it be?
Uh... No one?
27.)On a scale of 1 to 10, how horny are you?
-12
28.)Would you ever send a naked pic of yourself to someone?
Yeah probably. Not in a OMG AREN'T I SO HOT kind of way, just in a... well I dunno why I would, but I would. I'm not ashamed of my body and being an artist has desensitized me to the idea of nudity. Now, if someone were like LOL SEND ME A NAKED PIC SO I CAN MASTURBATE, I'd tell them to shove off. But for observational purposes, I don't really care much.
29.)Would you swallow someone's cum?
Hmmm let me thin- No.
30.)How do you like it?
Skyrim? Oh it's awesome. I love it.
31.)Do you have any crushes on anyone?
Currently, not really. But I used to have one in high school.
32:)What's your favorite porn site?
The ones that have obvious url's so I can easily avoid them.
33.)How big is your dick/boobs?
WELL MY DICK IS GIGANTIC
34.)When was the last time you masturbated?
What part of "never" was unclear?
35.)What's your favorite part of your body?
I kind of like my arms. I like being athletic, feeling kind of strong and all that. I used to like my legs too, back when I ran crosscountry, but they've lost their tone since then and are now far more flabby than I'd like.
I know, aren't I the sexiest thing ever? SO DIRTY DURRHURR
Yeah idk. Carry on.
taintedazaelia 's page. I'm pretty painfully bored so I have no excuse not to do it. *shrugs*1.)Are you kinky?
Nope. Straight as a ruler.
2.)Have you had sex?
Does playing the Escort missions in Saints Row count?
3.)Do you like anal?
God no. I don't even like the concept. Stuff comes out of that hole, it doesn't go in. Gross.
4.)Are you bi gay or les?
Sure, why not. No I have no idea. I consider myself Asexual but bi or panromantic. Something like that. Basically, I don't give a flying fuck about sex and gender in a physical sense, but am capable of being romantically interested in anybody.
5.)Do you like to be spanked?
Not at all.
6.)Ever spank someone?
My... dog maybe. I smack him on the rump if he's doing something naughty and I need his attention. But I don't think that counts.
7.)Do you watch porn or have you?
Not regularly, no. Though it's hard to be active on FurAffinity and say that you haven't seen something pornographic, let's be honest now. >.>
8.)Have you ever touched a penis? (not of your own if your a guy)
Just my dog's, again. And that's only because I had to pick him up to put him in the car. Big scary pibble is terrified of riding in the car.
9.)How do you think you are in bed?
Pretty boring I assume, since all I do in bed is sleep and drool on myself, usually at the same time.
10.)Top or bottom?
I do not have bunk beds anymore, sorry.
11.)Ever done cowgirl?
....beg'pardon?
12.)Ever been ate out or ate someone out?
I'm assuming we're not talking Red Lobster.... which is a shame because I love Red Lobster. Crab meat is awesome. Human crabs are disgusting, get the hell away from my face.
13.)Are you a dirty girl/boy?
Just took a shower about an hour ago actually.
14.)Can I spank you?
I'd rather you didn't.
15.)Can you tell I cant think of much more to say thats dirty?
Well now that you've admitted it, yes.
16.)Whats one dirty thing you like to say?
Um.... DragonDildo?
17.)Whats a fetish of yours?
I seem to have a fetish for procrastinating on my homework, if this meme is evidence of anything.
18.)Bed or couch?
Whichever one is more comfortable. Here in Philly, they are both about as cozy as a slab of concrete.
19.)Dominate or be dominated?
That's okay...
20.)Was it as good for you as it was for me?
Yes, I slept through the whole thing and had a lovely dream about the new Walking Dead episode. Twas lovely.
21.)Where would you LOVE to loose your virginity?
... who ever bothers to think about this stuff? I don't think I'd "love" to lose my virginity anywhere.
22.)How many penises have you seen or touched in your life?
Jaeger's is the only one I've touched, but I've seen quite a few, mostly on nude models for my drawing courses.
23.)How many boobs have you seen or touched?
Again, I've only touched my own, but I've seen plenty on nude models. Also Saints Row may or may not have an option to let your character run around naked.
24.)How many times do you masturbate weekly?
Hmmmm... add 4.... carry the 1........ Never, sounds about right.
25.)If you could see anyone you wanted in the nude, who would it be?
My boobins. If only to prove once and for all that she is not as fat as she thinks she is.
26.)If you could have sex with anyone you wanted, who would it be?
Uh... No one?
27.)On a scale of 1 to 10, how horny are you?
-12
28.)Would you ever send a naked pic of yourself to someone?
Yeah probably. Not in a OMG AREN'T I SO HOT kind of way, just in a... well I dunno why I would, but I would. I'm not ashamed of my body and being an artist has desensitized me to the idea of nudity. Now, if someone were like LOL SEND ME A NAKED PIC SO I CAN MASTURBATE, I'd tell them to shove off. But for observational purposes, I don't really care much.
29.)Would you swallow someone's cum?
Hmmm let me thin- No.
30.)How do you like it?
Skyrim? Oh it's awesome. I love it.
31.)Do you have any crushes on anyone?
Currently, not really. But I used to have one in high school.
32:)What's your favorite porn site?
The ones that have obvious url's so I can easily avoid them.
33.)How big is your dick/boobs?
WELL MY DICK IS GIGANTIC
34.)When was the last time you masturbated?
What part of "never" was unclear?
35.)What's your favorite part of your body?
I kind of like my arms. I like being athletic, feeling kind of strong and all that. I used to like my legs too, back when I ran crosscountry, but they've lost their tone since then and are now far more flabby than I'd like.
I know, aren't I the sexiest thing ever? SO DIRTY DURRHURR
Yeah idk. Carry on.
trololololololol *troll face*
>Takes a quiz on the exploration of sexual personality
Why you do this thing.
XP Those escort missions totally count. How is Skyrim btw? I know Saints 3 is amazing but the only prior I've talked to about Skyrim don't like the Saints series do I don't trust their judgement.
Skyrim is fantastic. I'd be a thousand times happier with it if it had far fewer spiders, but I love to fight dragons, and the armor sets look so boss. My character looks so killer. And then he turns into a werewolf and looks EVEN MORE killer. ugh. I love it. Even with the random vampirism that almost got me killed, the game is awesome. I love Alduin, I almost don't want to destroy him.
thismademelollikeyouwouldn'tbelieve
SO MUCH DIRTY CANNOT HANDLE
Y U GOTTA SCAR MY UNDERAGE EYES WITH THIS 8'(
and now I'm going to
I was unaware but somebody on Tumblr posted something about it and I got excited because I hate waiting a whole year. >:C