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So I have this parasite...
12 years ago
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Yeah, a parasite. Been feeling like death warmed up since yesterday morning. Spent all day yesterday in bed, wishing I would either fall asleep or die. Didn't feel much better this morning after a restless night of not-sleeping. I go to the ER and what do they find? Cryptosporidium. Lovely little protozoan decided to take up residence in my small intestine. I won't thrill you with the nasty details. Suffice to say that my body is currently trying to turn itself inside-out via its two main orifices. The best news: It takes 5-10 days to go away. Won't be around that much for a bit.
Man, you gotta... irradiate your water from now on or something