Pokemon Mating Habits 1
10 years ago
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Because I don't want people to have to download this shit, here's some Pokemon mating habits I wrote.
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Cinccino
Produced by introducing a Shiny Stone to a Minccino, Cinccino shares many mating characteristics with its pre-evolutionary form. While Cinccino are predominantly female, male Cinccino exist and have adopted the "breeding plug" tactic when mating. A male Cinccino, after depositing its genetic material, will secrete a thick goo that quickly hardens into a plug that stops off the orifice to prevent any spillage of semen. While this plug is a temporary measure that is easily expelled from the body, it nevertheless accomplishes its purpose and keeps its semen in the orifice (in other Cinccino, that is. The plug will do nothing to larger mates). Cinccino mate quickly and do not mate for life, though they are very protective of their eggs after they are laid.
Due to the size difference between humans and Cinccino, traditional mating with females of the species is impossible. However, like with many Pokemon too small to penetrate, oral sex and caressing the vaginal slit with one's fingers has proven to be very effective, particularly with Cinccino. Often times Cinccino will spend hours "mating" with their trainer, climaxing numerous times throughout the process (a far cry from their mating with other Pokemon, wherein climax only happens once or twice). While it is possible for male Cinccino to traditionally mate, the difference in size has lead to the overall experience being "unsatisfying", and combined with the excretion of the mating plug, many trainers simply forgo standard mating practices and caress their Cinccino's penis with fingers or tongue.
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Zangoose
Best known for their outright hatred of Seviper, Zangoose are nevertheless exceptionally popular among young female trainers in the Hoenn region for their "cuddly" appearance and natural protective urges towards their trainer. This protectiveness stems from how Zangoose behave in the wild with their mates. Upon mating, male Zangoose guard their mates fiercely against any Pokemon (or human, for that matter) that tries to come near. Somewhat ironically, this behavior is only exhibited by the males; after the egg is laid, female Zangoose will readily mate with any Pokemon that comes along, and fights between multiple male Zangoose over one female are all too common in the wild. Upon hatching, male Zangoose take it upon themselves to ensure the newborn manages to survive a week, after which they are mature enough to fend for themselves. Zangoose families tend to stick close together, though there is little tenderness between mother and offspring; generally speaking, female Zangoose are not above attacking their own young if they get in the way of food, and father Zangoose usually have to protect the offspring from the mother.
As far as human/Zangoose relations go, trainers will have wildly different experiences with their Zangoose depending on the gender of the Zangoose. Trainers mating with female Zangoose will find their partner is rather lax and will gladly allow for multiple partners, and they are not overly attached to their mates. Mating with a male Zangoose, on the other hand, becomes quite a challenge after the initial copulation. As mentioned above, male Zangoose are extremely protective of their mates, and this is one trait that cannot simply be ordered out of them. Zangoose will repel any and all intruders who come near their mates, which can be tiring and even embarrassing among friends and family if the trainer in question is a closet Pokephile. A temporary stopgap is simply storing the Zangoose in its Poke Ball, however it will continue to guard the trainer regardless of how much time has passed. The only surefire way to end a Zangoose's protection is to simply wait it out. Once two weeks have passed, the natural inclination to guard their mate will fade, and the Zangoose will return to normal.
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Zoroark
The infamous trickster Pokemon, Zoroark have surprisingly mundane mating habits in the wild. Zoroark mate for life, and are very protective of their offspring. They have traditional mammalian genitalia, although unusually they do not produce "knots" upon arousal. Despite their classification as a Dark Pokemon, Zoroark are very loving mates, although their mating interactions with humans are wildly different than their interactions with other Pokemon. If a human expresses a desire to mate with a Zoroark, the Zoroark will create a large-scale illusion for the human to navigate. The exact nature of the illusion varies: everything from forests and castles to ancient battlegrounds have been reported, and there does not appear to be a pattern to the creations. Zoroark then find a place to hide in this illusion, and expect their suitor to find them, proving that they are strong and willing to fight for their Zoroark.
If the trainer fails, the Zoroark will not accept another offer, and will outright refuse to mate with the human. If the trainer succeeds, the Zoroark will become submissive and accept their trainer's advances. Lifelong mates of Zoroark have reported that Zoroark will often use its illusionary abilities to create elaborate sexual fantasies at the trainer's behest. However, it must also be noted that Zoroark are in the Aggressive category of infidelity response, and will not hesitate to attack their former mate's psyche with intense illusions before abandoning them, so (as is true with most Pokemon that mate for life) one must be cautious when mating with a Zoroark.
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Machoke
Known as one of the strongest Pokemon in the world, Machoke is one of the more promiscuous Pokemon in the wild, mating with more male and female Pokemon than most other Pokemon in the Human-Like egg group. They do not seem to discriminate by gender, as mating for Machoke seems to be less about procreation and more about proving its own strength. As such, mating sessions with Machoke are more analogous to wrestling matches than they are to traditional intercourse. The only delicate process of Machoke mating habits is the removal of their limiter belts (which, despite fanciful reports of Machoke becoming "all powerful" after removing their belts, are more ornamental than functional). Machoke only seem to settle down when they find a partner that provides them with a good fight, although Machoke are not particularly good parents, as females that lay eggs tend to abandon their eggs as soon as they are laid.
As mentioned before, Machoke seek challenge when confronted with a mate, although they will gladly mate with a human if so prompted. Trainers wishing to mate with their Machoke must exercise extreme caution, as Machoke do not hold back any of their strength, and it is entirely possible to sustain extreme injury if the Machoke feels that it is being challenged. Many Pokephiles who mate with their Machoke prefer to express submission early on to prevent injury. However, some Pokephiles experimenting with mating with multiple Pokemon at once have claimed that Machoke quite enjoy being dominated, becoming exceptionally affectionate after mating. Further research into this quirk is ongoing.
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Diglett
One of the more common Pokemon in the world, Diglett are nevertheless one of the most difficult Pokemon to observe for study. Even with mates, Diglett are exceptionally skittish, and attempting to "dig up" the Diglett have consistently resulted in complete failure. As such, very little is known about the specifics of reproduction. Male Diglett, when presented with a mate, use their impressive digging abilities to dig a waist-deep hole for their mate. The mate enters the hole, and the Diglett disappears, presumably depositing its seed into the mate. Female Diglett, on the other hand, simply dig a slightly larger hole around themselves and wait for a mate to ejaculate into the hole, wherein the material seeps down to where the Diglett presumably catches it and mixes it with her own (again, an exceptionally inexact description due to lack of data). After a female has mated, an egg emerges from the ground near the Diglett a day or so later.
Normally this is where the data on Diglett mating would come to an end, but here the Pokephile community has revealed another interesting quirk regarding Diglett. While traditional mating with Diglett is impossible due to both its skittish nature and its extreme size difference, some determined Pokephiles have discovered that it is possible to at least give their Diglett pleasure (to a point). The skin of a Diglett is naturally thin and sensitive, and trainers who have earned the trust of a Diglett to become its mate have learned that a Diglett will allow it's mate to caress its skin roughly five inches below the surface. Any further, and the Diglett flees. Gentle caressing of this area results in the Diglett expressing extreme pleasure, and a one Pokephile even reported that their female Diglett mate allowed them to go even further down, reaching what they believed was a vaginal slit. However, as this has not been recreated in any capacity, this finding is suspect.
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Absol
A much-reviled Pokemon due to old stigmas based out of misinformation and ignorance, Absol have slowly lost the "doom bringer" paranoia that surrounded the species for decades, thus giving researchers the opportunity to study the mating habits of the Pokemon. Absol are exceptionally picky when it comes to picking a mate: though they are in the Field egg group and can mate with a great number of Pokemon, trainers attempting to get their Absol to copulate with any Pokemon other than another Absol (or a Ditto) will run into many frustrations. This is amplified tenfold if a trainer wishes to mate with an Absol themselves, as Absol have a deep-rooted distrust of humans (likely due to the persecution they faced in the past) that takes weeks if not months of constant work to overcome. Trainers who overcome this hurdle will find that Absol are surprisingly submissive when mating, often taking care not to intentionally harm their mate.
Absol mate for life, and are somewhere between the Adaptive and Aggressive category of infidelity response. If Absol finds you have copulated with another Pokemon, they will not become overly aggressive, but they will not simply accept other Pokemon into the "monogamous" relationship either. Absol will instead take any opportunity it can to simply abandon their trainer to return to their home before being captured. Trainers who attempt to keep their Absol will find that they are essentially fighting a losing battle; in the most extreme cases, a jilted Absol will destroy its Poke Ball, severing the ties with its trainer permanently. It is not recommended to try to recapture the Absol at this point; they will simply destroy their Poke Balls. Absol will never directly attack their former trainer (unless said trainer physically assaults them), but it will never stay with its trainer if it has been betrayed.
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Sylveon
The most recent discovery in the ever-growing evolutionary library of Eevee, Sylveon has become something of a "poster Pokemon" for Pokephilia, and it's not very hard to see why. Sylveon evolves from Eevee after an Eevee produces consistently high levels of dopamine and seratonin, two of the chemicals released by the brain during a physical and/or emotional attraction to another. Research has shown that Sylveon produce all-time highs of these two chemicals when they are around their trainer, and combined with the sheer amount of affectionate behavior shown by Sylveon, it is believed within the Pokephile community that Sylveon will only become Sylveon when they are truly in love with their trainer (a view not readily shared by the scientific community). Support for this theory (or perhaps coincidence) comes from the mating habits of Sylveon: left on their own, they will not mate with another Pokemon. However, if their trainer instructs them to mate with another Pokemon, they will do so without hesitation.
When a Sylveon mates with their trainer, their behavior is significantly different than with any other mate. Normally, Sylveon copulate with the same behavior that other "Eeveelutions" do: the male's penis engorges to form a "knot" that prevents spillage of semen, while female vaginal tracts become suitably lubricated, and the mating occurs rather quickly. However, if a trainer and their Sylveon mate, Sylveon move much slower and much more carefully. Male Sylveon knots do expand during this time, but they do not become large enough to get caught in a given orifice, and female Sylveon produce an increased amount of lubrication. In addition to this, Sylveon prefer to lie on their back during copulation with their trainer (as opposed to standing on their hind legs), and Sylveon wrap their "ribbons" loosely around their trainer's neck, emitting a pheromone that causes the human brain to generate more dopamine and seratonin. Sylveon do not mate for life, and they are still willing to mate with other Pokemon after they copulate with their trainer.
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Lapras
One of the most gentle Pokemon in existence, the docility of Lapras is both a blessing and a curse, particularly when it comes to mating. Lapras mate for life, but unlike most Pokemon that mate for life, Lapras chooses their mate before intercourse, and it is very difficult for a Lapras to choose another mate once a mate has been initially chosen. Because of this, combined with the generally more aggressive nature of mating in the wild, Lapras reproduction rates are surprisingly small. Nevertheless, female Lapras are very nurturing mothers, and in the wild they will lay their eggs on a beach and stay by their side until they hatch. During this time, they primarily depend on their mates to protect them from predators, and Lapras tend to spend their time nurturing their egg, singing to it and keeping it warm. Male Lapras often attempt to do the same, providing protection for their mate by ferrying them and the egg on their back and fending off predators (this is perhaps the only time a Lapras will ever become truly aggressive).
Mating with a Lapras has been reported to be an intensely intimate experience, possibly one of the most intimate of all Pokemon. During intercourse, Lapras hold their partners close and move gently, allowing the partner to have complete control. Lapras match their body rhythms to their partner, so when a partner is close to ejaculating, Lapras tightens its grip on its mate and climaxes simultaneously. Trainers who have gone through this process reported surprise that their Lapras cries upon climax; this is normal and is indicative of their happiness. Lapras are in the Depressive category of infidelity response (as opposed to Aggressive and Adaptive), and Lapras who find that their chosen mate has copulated with another Pokemon often enter an extreme state of depression, refusing to move, fight and even eat. Though this behavior is similar to what Lapras does when a mate dies, in that instance Lapras eventually recovers (though does not actively seek a new mate), whereas in this instance Lapras do not ever seem to recover, often dying of starvation if they are not brought to medical attention. This is by far one of the most grievous sins in the Pokephile community, and encountering such an individual is one of the few times a community will come together to report the perpetrator for Pokemon abuse.
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Ditto
A scientific enigma that continues to baffle biologists to this day, Ditto is truly unlike any other Pokemon in existence. Completely genderless, it is able to breed with every Pokemon that can breed, yet the exact reasoning as to how it can do so is still shrouded in mystery. Once Ditto transform, their biological makeup is exactly the same as the Pokemon they copy, so research into the precise biology for Ditto during mating is next to impossible to determine for sure. There are theories that suggest that Ditto are able to keep parts of themselves permanently transformed, and that the genetic material that is shared during mating is technically Ditto but still functions the same as the real material. However, nothing is certain when it comes to Ditto.
Ditto are among the most simple minded of Pokemon, understanding only the most basic of interactions with their trainers. To some Pokephiles, this is a gift, as there is no inferred judgement from their partner, and Ditto have the ability to transform into anything, so it can seem like the perfect casual sex partner. However, a surprising amount of Pokephiles dislike the idea of mating with a Ditto, claiming that it is "shallow", or that it makes them feel uncomfortable to "take advantage of a simple-minded Pokemon". Despite the rumors circulating about it, it is impossible to get a Ditto pregnant, as human genetic material is slightly too complex for Ditto to process (not to mention that it would require several months of continuous transformation, which even the hardiest of Ditto cannot accomplish). As far as reproduction of the Ditto species itself, it is theorized that Ditto actually undergo division on a cellular level, however this has not been observed in either nature or captivity.
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Blaziken
The final evolved form of the Torchic line, the mating habits of Blaziken are relatively standard: both males and females have cloaca, and males also have a phallus to deposit genetic material into the female. Like many Pokemon with cloaca, Blaziken have numerous sensory receptors in this orifice, and trainers who have mated with their Blaziken report that it is virtually indistinguishable from a traditional mammalian vagina. Blaziken, like many Fire-type Pokemon, produce heat from this area that trainers who have mated with their Blaziken have found very pleasant. The behavior of Blaziken is surprisingly straightforward: they are generally well behaved and do not attempt to subdue or control their partners during intercourse. Male Blaziken have been described as "tender lovers", responding very well to the physical signals they receive from their mates.
Trainers who engage in intercourse with their Blaziken must be warned, however: Blaziken mate for life. If you have sex with your Blaziken, it will consider you its life mate, so if you are a casual practitioner of Pokephilia, mating with a Blaziken is not recommended. Besides the general negative stigma of "breaking your Pokemon's heart", Blaziken are in the Aggressive category of infidelity response (as opposed to Depressive and Adaptive). If you mate with another Pokemon after mating with Blaziken and it finds out (which is easier than one might think, as most Pokemon leave trace pheromones on their partners after mating that most other Pokemon can detect), it will become exceedingly aggressive and moody, lashing out at its trainer and generally being unresponsive to most commands. Further pressing of a jilted Blaziken can result in physical violence. Blaziken in this state generally do not ever recover, and many trainers have had to either release or trade their Blaziken. Again, while the overactive hormones of the human body can lead to making a mistake, revealing that you have "cheated" on your Blaziken (or any Pokemon that mates for life, for that matter) is one of the major taboos of the Pokephilia world, and many who practice Pokephilia will respond with hostility and rejection. Tread lightly.
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Braixen
One of the newest species to be heavily studied by researchers, Braixen (as well as its pre-evolution Fennekin and it's fully evolved form Delphox) are unique in their general sexual behavior, particularly with trainers. Braixen, Fennekin and Delphox are all rather assertive when it comes to mating, often initiating as early as a week after hatching (trainers raising Fennekin have commented at the discomfort of their Fennekin's obvious sexual fowardness). The reason for this inbred behavior may be linked to the gender ratio of the species, as only 13% of all Fennekin are born female (roughly speaking). As such, Fennekin and its line are in the "predatory" sexual group of Pokemon, more often being the source of genetic material than carrying eggs. But what of mating with Braixen specifically? Trainers who have accepted the advances of their Braixen have found unique challenges to the mating habits (it should be noted that Braixen and Fennekin will only mate if they are the initiators; a trainer being sexually forward with them will often have no effect).
Braixen, unlike its later form Delphox, do not create psychic links with their mate, so communicating what is and is not acceptable is much tougher. This, in combination with Braixen's general immaturity (Braixen have been compared to overeager teenagers by casual practitioners) can create some embarrassing situations during sex. The most infamous example is that of the stick Braixen carries: during sex, Braixen may attempt to insert its stick into unwanted parts of their mate, which many trainers have found uncomfortable (although a few have found this behavior erotic, so it is up to the individual as to whether or not this is desirable). Some Braixen also hit their mate with their stick, which can be rather painful and lead to marks on the skin. Stopping these behaviors is as simple as telling your Braixen "no" when it begins (for all their playfulness, Braixen are still intelligent creatures and will not intentionally hurt their mate without good reason). DO NOT, UNDER ANY CIRCUMSTANCE, TAKE YOUR BRAIXEN'S STICK AWAY FROM IT. Braixen are very attached to their sticks, and will become exceptionally aggressive and attack if forcefully separated. Braixen share similar traits with other Fire-type Pokemon, and their genitalia have been noted as having a "pleasant warmth" to them.
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Lopunny
Classified in both the Field and Human-Like egg groups, the breeding capabilities of Lopunny are quite impressive. Lopunny achieve sexual maturity immediately after evolution, and since Buneary require only a consistently high level of dopamine production to evolve, it is not uncommon to see sexually active Lopunny within two days of hatching. Female Lopunny ovulate much quicker than other Field-group Pokemon, producing viable eggs during copulation and laying said eggs within a day of fertilization. It is to be noted that both male and female Lopunny develop exceptionally strong bonds to their trainers (due in part to the requirements for evolution), and Lopunny wishing to mate with their trainers is not an uncommon occurrence, regardless of gender. Should a trainer wish to engage in sexual intercourse with their Lopunny, the major concern is the strength of their legs and hips.
Lopunny, while generally timid by nature, exhibit almost alarming shifts in personality and become rather aggressive in their overall demeanor (a trait thought only to exist during mating, but was recently discovered to happen during Mega Evolution as well). Trainers having sex with their Lopunny must ensure they have complete control over their Lopunny, or they may find themselves nursing bruised (or, in extreme cases, broken) pelvises immediately after mating. Trainers experienced in this area often suggest keeping a hold of at least one of their Lopunny's ears during sex, as Lopunny have more sensory receptors in their ears than they do on any other part of their body. If a Lopunny is getting too violent with its movements, a quick squeeze of its ear will cause it to slow down back to a reasonable pace.
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Garbodor
Found mostly in landfills and city slums, Garbodor mating practices are very similar to that of Muk in that there is no physical contact during mating in the wild. Garbodor do not have genitalia, and males instead produce genetic material from a pouch between their legs, which upon "mating" bursts and falls to the ground, after which the Garbodor leaves and the mate is able to safely collect the material. Female Garbodor have an "inverted" pouch that is functionally similar to a uterus in the same location, and mates of Garbodor will deposit their genetic material anywhere on Garbodor's body, which will seep through and make is way to the pouch, where it combines with Garbodor's own material to produce an egg. Garbodor eggs are safe to the touch (although like most Poison Pokemon eggs, do not have a pleasant odor), and Garbodor are not overly protective of their eggs (presumably because of the odor as a natural deterrent).
It must be said now: unless the idea of depositing one's semen onto a Garbodor from a distance sounds appealing, a trainer should never mate with their Garbodor. Even if one could tolerate the overwhelming stench, the physical makeup of a Garbodor is highly toxic, and physical contact can produce very nasty skin irritations that require extensive medical treatment. In addition, Garbodor often have sharp, syringe-like protrusions in their bodies that can easily pierce the skin of a mate, and getting Garbodor material into one's bloodstream will result in severe illness, often times leading to death if untreated. Female trainers should be advised as well: male Garbodor genetic material, while not as toxic as its body, is still very harmful and will cause extreme damage to the genitalia if inserted.
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Charizard
The ferocious final evolution of Charmander, the raw primal energy of Charizard permeates every element of its being, mating being no exception. Male Charizard will battle other males for the chance to breed with a compatible mate, often times severely crippling and even killing challengers in the wild (for this reason, Charizard breeding in captivity is heavily monitored to prevent undue loss). Like many Pokemon in the Dragon egg group, male Charizard have retractable penises that are stored in the body when not in use, while female Charizard have standard cloaca. Unusually, during copulation a Charizard may do one of many things, from breathing smoke onto their mate to taking flight mid-mating to continue in the air. It is very unclear why this happens, as there is no discernible pattern between actions, and individual Charizard may perform multiple of these actions with the same mate upon repeated copulation.
Trainers who have mated with their Charizard warn that while it is a pleasant, warm experience, it also is not for the faint of heart. As mentioned above, Charizard are unpredictable during mating, so it is advised to train your Charizard to understand "safe words" to prevent catastrophe. Somewhat surprisingly, Charizard mate for life and are in the Aggressive category of infidelity response, and will initially attempt to kill their mate if it has mated with another Pokemon. This holds true for trainers as well, but thankfully this initial outburst is the worst of the reaction. Nevertheless, jilted Charizard will refuse to take orders from a trainer it has mated with if it has been betrayed, and this sadly does not appear to change with time.
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Meloetta
More myth than monster, only recently have scientists been able to perform rigorous study of Meloetta, as it has only been in the past few decades that Meloetta have been regularly sighted. Physically, Meloetta are genderless and do not appear to have the ability to breed, leaving the question as to how Meloetta have survived throughout the generations (popular folk tales speculate that a Meloetta is born whenever a musician creates and performs a particularly wonderful song). It is theorized that Meloetta had dimorphic sexual characteristics that were possibly linked to the alternate "Pirouette" form that were somehow lost, however there is no solid evidence to support this theory.
Due to the rarity of the Pokemon, there is very little information regarding human/Meloetta interactions from a mating standpoint. The only account even resembling a report comes in the form of a centuries old journal of a nameless musician from Lacunosa Town. According to the account, the musician was deep in the woods in the dead of night attempting to create a "masterpiece of music" for a woman he wished to court. According to the journal, the musician fell asleep and was awoken by a Meloetta, who began to sing to the musician. As it sang, the musician began to feel "as though he was one with music itself", and the song purportedly created a "feeling of pleasure unlike any sensation he had ever experienced". The song finished with the musician having a vision of himself and Meloetta copulating underneath the very tree he was sitting under, at which point the musician awoke once again, the entire encounter apparently a dream. Though the information in this journal is wildly imaginative, recent studies of Meloetta have confirmed that given proper stimulus they can in fact create hallucinations with their singing, so perhaps this story is less fanciful than initially thought.
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Mienshao
Becoming increasingly popular among practitioners of martial arts, Mienshao is perhaps one of the most "civilized" Pokemon in the natural world. Both male and female Mienshao choose their mates carefully, and perform elaborate "dances" to attempt to woo their chosen mate. If the potential partner responds poorly, Mienshao move on to another target. If the partner accepts Mienshao (humorously, Pokemon accepting male Mienshao respond by falling onto their backs and laying still), the Mienshao's genitalia will swell and they will copulate with their mate. Mienshao are neither submissive nor aggressive, moving carefully and holding only enough control to ensure successful mating. Mienshao are unusual in that they are completely silent during mating, even though they are completely capable of vocalizing.
Pokephiles who have mated with Mienshao have often expressed surprise at how human-like Mienshao are during intercourse with how they handle their partner. One popular practice Mienshao-mated trainers often attempt is to make their Mienshao vocalize via sexual activity. Such a response is indeed possible from a Mienshao, but requires far more effort than one would find in the wild. Nevertheless, trainers who have successfully made their Mienshao vocalize from pleasure believe that doing so is actually beneficial to the relationship between mates, though this has not been (and likely can not ever be) empirically proven. Mienshao mate for life, and are in the Adaptive category of infidelity response. If a mate chosen by a Mienshao mates with another Pokemon, Mienshao simply find another mate and continue to maintain a relationship with their trainer. Nevertheless, it is rumored that the only time a Mienshao will cry is in the middle of the night after their mate is discovered to be disloyal, though due to the requirements to achieve such a sight, it has not been tested.
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Lucario
One of the most popular choices among casual and hardcore Pokephiles alike, the amount of reproductive information on Lucario is nothing short of staggering. In the wild, Lucario find potential mates by scanning the auras of nearby Pokemon during mating season. Compatible Pokemon with strong auras are chosen by Lucario, and they immediately begin to breed with their chosen mate. Like the many evolutions of Eevee, male Lucario have a "knot" on their penis which prevents spillage of semen after ejaculation, while female Lucario vaginal openings swell to readily accept more mates. Lucario are generally dominant in wild encounters, though if they are put up against a stronger mate they readily become submissive. Both male and female Lucario are fiercely protective of both their mates and their eggs, though they generally prioritize eggs over mates in any given situation.
As mentioned before, Lucario is one of the most popular choices in the Pokephile community. For many, it was simply a matter of training a Pokemon they thought was strong, and developing an intimate bond after some time. Lucario have immense respect and loyalty to their trainers, so trainers who wish to initiate mating with their Lucario will find little to no resistance (although Lucario will rarely initiate intimacy), leading some Pokephiles to conclude that to a Lucario, a trainer is always the perfect mate. Copulating with a Lucario is generally safe, they are exceptionally careful with the spikes on their chest and hands, and will readily accept any order given to them by their mate. Lucario mate for life, and are in the Adaptive category of infidelity response. Lucario do not get upset when their mates breed with other Pokemon, and many times Lucario can be coaxed into joining sexual situations with their mate and other Pokemon. The only time a Lucario will ever have a negative response is if their mate excessively neglects them, in which case a Lucario will attempt to regain their mates attention through surprisingly lewd displays. It is only after several failed attempts of these displays that a Lucario will truly give up on their mate, and will abandon their trainer.
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Cinccino
Produced by introducing a Shiny Stone to a Minccino, Cinccino shares many mating characteristics with its pre-evolutionary form. While Cinccino are predominantly female, male Cinccino exist and have adopted the "breeding plug" tactic when mating. A male Cinccino, after depositing its genetic material, will secrete a thick goo that quickly hardens into a plug that stops off the orifice to prevent any spillage of semen. While this plug is a temporary measure that is easily expelled from the body, it nevertheless accomplishes its purpose and keeps its semen in the orifice (in other Cinccino, that is. The plug will do nothing to larger mates). Cinccino mate quickly and do not mate for life, though they are very protective of their eggs after they are laid.
Due to the size difference between humans and Cinccino, traditional mating with females of the species is impossible. However, like with many Pokemon too small to penetrate, oral sex and caressing the vaginal slit with one's fingers has proven to be very effective, particularly with Cinccino. Often times Cinccino will spend hours "mating" with their trainer, climaxing numerous times throughout the process (a far cry from their mating with other Pokemon, wherein climax only happens once or twice). While it is possible for male Cinccino to traditionally mate, the difference in size has lead to the overall experience being "unsatisfying", and combined with the excretion of the mating plug, many trainers simply forgo standard mating practices and caress their Cinccino's penis with fingers or tongue.
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Zangoose
Best known for their outright hatred of Seviper, Zangoose are nevertheless exceptionally popular among young female trainers in the Hoenn region for their "cuddly" appearance and natural protective urges towards their trainer. This protectiveness stems from how Zangoose behave in the wild with their mates. Upon mating, male Zangoose guard their mates fiercely against any Pokemon (or human, for that matter) that tries to come near. Somewhat ironically, this behavior is only exhibited by the males; after the egg is laid, female Zangoose will readily mate with any Pokemon that comes along, and fights between multiple male Zangoose over one female are all too common in the wild. Upon hatching, male Zangoose take it upon themselves to ensure the newborn manages to survive a week, after which they are mature enough to fend for themselves. Zangoose families tend to stick close together, though there is little tenderness between mother and offspring; generally speaking, female Zangoose are not above attacking their own young if they get in the way of food, and father Zangoose usually have to protect the offspring from the mother.
As far as human/Zangoose relations go, trainers will have wildly different experiences with their Zangoose depending on the gender of the Zangoose. Trainers mating with female Zangoose will find their partner is rather lax and will gladly allow for multiple partners, and they are not overly attached to their mates. Mating with a male Zangoose, on the other hand, becomes quite a challenge after the initial copulation. As mentioned above, male Zangoose are extremely protective of their mates, and this is one trait that cannot simply be ordered out of them. Zangoose will repel any and all intruders who come near their mates, which can be tiring and even embarrassing among friends and family if the trainer in question is a closet Pokephile. A temporary stopgap is simply storing the Zangoose in its Poke Ball, however it will continue to guard the trainer regardless of how much time has passed. The only surefire way to end a Zangoose's protection is to simply wait it out. Once two weeks have passed, the natural inclination to guard their mate will fade, and the Zangoose will return to normal.
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Zoroark
The infamous trickster Pokemon, Zoroark have surprisingly mundane mating habits in the wild. Zoroark mate for life, and are very protective of their offspring. They have traditional mammalian genitalia, although unusually they do not produce "knots" upon arousal. Despite their classification as a Dark Pokemon, Zoroark are very loving mates, although their mating interactions with humans are wildly different than their interactions with other Pokemon. If a human expresses a desire to mate with a Zoroark, the Zoroark will create a large-scale illusion for the human to navigate. The exact nature of the illusion varies: everything from forests and castles to ancient battlegrounds have been reported, and there does not appear to be a pattern to the creations. Zoroark then find a place to hide in this illusion, and expect their suitor to find them, proving that they are strong and willing to fight for their Zoroark.
If the trainer fails, the Zoroark will not accept another offer, and will outright refuse to mate with the human. If the trainer succeeds, the Zoroark will become submissive and accept their trainer's advances. Lifelong mates of Zoroark have reported that Zoroark will often use its illusionary abilities to create elaborate sexual fantasies at the trainer's behest. However, it must also be noted that Zoroark are in the Aggressive category of infidelity response, and will not hesitate to attack their former mate's psyche with intense illusions before abandoning them, so (as is true with most Pokemon that mate for life) one must be cautious when mating with a Zoroark.
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Machoke
Known as one of the strongest Pokemon in the world, Machoke is one of the more promiscuous Pokemon in the wild, mating with more male and female Pokemon than most other Pokemon in the Human-Like egg group. They do not seem to discriminate by gender, as mating for Machoke seems to be less about procreation and more about proving its own strength. As such, mating sessions with Machoke are more analogous to wrestling matches than they are to traditional intercourse. The only delicate process of Machoke mating habits is the removal of their limiter belts (which, despite fanciful reports of Machoke becoming "all powerful" after removing their belts, are more ornamental than functional). Machoke only seem to settle down when they find a partner that provides them with a good fight, although Machoke are not particularly good parents, as females that lay eggs tend to abandon their eggs as soon as they are laid.
As mentioned before, Machoke seek challenge when confronted with a mate, although they will gladly mate with a human if so prompted. Trainers wishing to mate with their Machoke must exercise extreme caution, as Machoke do not hold back any of their strength, and it is entirely possible to sustain extreme injury if the Machoke feels that it is being challenged. Many Pokephiles who mate with their Machoke prefer to express submission early on to prevent injury. However, some Pokephiles experimenting with mating with multiple Pokemon at once have claimed that Machoke quite enjoy being dominated, becoming exceptionally affectionate after mating. Further research into this quirk is ongoing.
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Diglett
One of the more common Pokemon in the world, Diglett are nevertheless one of the most difficult Pokemon to observe for study. Even with mates, Diglett are exceptionally skittish, and attempting to "dig up" the Diglett have consistently resulted in complete failure. As such, very little is known about the specifics of reproduction. Male Diglett, when presented with a mate, use their impressive digging abilities to dig a waist-deep hole for their mate. The mate enters the hole, and the Diglett disappears, presumably depositing its seed into the mate. Female Diglett, on the other hand, simply dig a slightly larger hole around themselves and wait for a mate to ejaculate into the hole, wherein the material seeps down to where the Diglett presumably catches it and mixes it with her own (again, an exceptionally inexact description due to lack of data). After a female has mated, an egg emerges from the ground near the Diglett a day or so later.
Normally this is where the data on Diglett mating would come to an end, but here the Pokephile community has revealed another interesting quirk regarding Diglett. While traditional mating with Diglett is impossible due to both its skittish nature and its extreme size difference, some determined Pokephiles have discovered that it is possible to at least give their Diglett pleasure (to a point). The skin of a Diglett is naturally thin and sensitive, and trainers who have earned the trust of a Diglett to become its mate have learned that a Diglett will allow it's mate to caress its skin roughly five inches below the surface. Any further, and the Diglett flees. Gentle caressing of this area results in the Diglett expressing extreme pleasure, and a one Pokephile even reported that their female Diglett mate allowed them to go even further down, reaching what they believed was a vaginal slit. However, as this has not been recreated in any capacity, this finding is suspect.
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Absol
A much-reviled Pokemon due to old stigmas based out of misinformation and ignorance, Absol have slowly lost the "doom bringer" paranoia that surrounded the species for decades, thus giving researchers the opportunity to study the mating habits of the Pokemon. Absol are exceptionally picky when it comes to picking a mate: though they are in the Field egg group and can mate with a great number of Pokemon, trainers attempting to get their Absol to copulate with any Pokemon other than another Absol (or a Ditto) will run into many frustrations. This is amplified tenfold if a trainer wishes to mate with an Absol themselves, as Absol have a deep-rooted distrust of humans (likely due to the persecution they faced in the past) that takes weeks if not months of constant work to overcome. Trainers who overcome this hurdle will find that Absol are surprisingly submissive when mating, often taking care not to intentionally harm their mate.
Absol mate for life, and are somewhere between the Adaptive and Aggressive category of infidelity response. If Absol finds you have copulated with another Pokemon, they will not become overly aggressive, but they will not simply accept other Pokemon into the "monogamous" relationship either. Absol will instead take any opportunity it can to simply abandon their trainer to return to their home before being captured. Trainers who attempt to keep their Absol will find that they are essentially fighting a losing battle; in the most extreme cases, a jilted Absol will destroy its Poke Ball, severing the ties with its trainer permanently. It is not recommended to try to recapture the Absol at this point; they will simply destroy their Poke Balls. Absol will never directly attack their former trainer (unless said trainer physically assaults them), but it will never stay with its trainer if it has been betrayed.
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Sylveon
The most recent discovery in the ever-growing evolutionary library of Eevee, Sylveon has become something of a "poster Pokemon" for Pokephilia, and it's not very hard to see why. Sylveon evolves from Eevee after an Eevee produces consistently high levels of dopamine and seratonin, two of the chemicals released by the brain during a physical and/or emotional attraction to another. Research has shown that Sylveon produce all-time highs of these two chemicals when they are around their trainer, and combined with the sheer amount of affectionate behavior shown by Sylveon, it is believed within the Pokephile community that Sylveon will only become Sylveon when they are truly in love with their trainer (a view not readily shared by the scientific community). Support for this theory (or perhaps coincidence) comes from the mating habits of Sylveon: left on their own, they will not mate with another Pokemon. However, if their trainer instructs them to mate with another Pokemon, they will do so without hesitation.
When a Sylveon mates with their trainer, their behavior is significantly different than with any other mate. Normally, Sylveon copulate with the same behavior that other "Eeveelutions" do: the male's penis engorges to form a "knot" that prevents spillage of semen, while female vaginal tracts become suitably lubricated, and the mating occurs rather quickly. However, if a trainer and their Sylveon mate, Sylveon move much slower and much more carefully. Male Sylveon knots do expand during this time, but they do not become large enough to get caught in a given orifice, and female Sylveon produce an increased amount of lubrication. In addition to this, Sylveon prefer to lie on their back during copulation with their trainer (as opposed to standing on their hind legs), and Sylveon wrap their "ribbons" loosely around their trainer's neck, emitting a pheromone that causes the human brain to generate more dopamine and seratonin. Sylveon do not mate for life, and they are still willing to mate with other Pokemon after they copulate with their trainer.
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Lapras
One of the most gentle Pokemon in existence, the docility of Lapras is both a blessing and a curse, particularly when it comes to mating. Lapras mate for life, but unlike most Pokemon that mate for life, Lapras chooses their mate before intercourse, and it is very difficult for a Lapras to choose another mate once a mate has been initially chosen. Because of this, combined with the generally more aggressive nature of mating in the wild, Lapras reproduction rates are surprisingly small. Nevertheless, female Lapras are very nurturing mothers, and in the wild they will lay their eggs on a beach and stay by their side until they hatch. During this time, they primarily depend on their mates to protect them from predators, and Lapras tend to spend their time nurturing their egg, singing to it and keeping it warm. Male Lapras often attempt to do the same, providing protection for their mate by ferrying them and the egg on their back and fending off predators (this is perhaps the only time a Lapras will ever become truly aggressive).
Mating with a Lapras has been reported to be an intensely intimate experience, possibly one of the most intimate of all Pokemon. During intercourse, Lapras hold their partners close and move gently, allowing the partner to have complete control. Lapras match their body rhythms to their partner, so when a partner is close to ejaculating, Lapras tightens its grip on its mate and climaxes simultaneously. Trainers who have gone through this process reported surprise that their Lapras cries upon climax; this is normal and is indicative of their happiness. Lapras are in the Depressive category of infidelity response (as opposed to Aggressive and Adaptive), and Lapras who find that their chosen mate has copulated with another Pokemon often enter an extreme state of depression, refusing to move, fight and even eat. Though this behavior is similar to what Lapras does when a mate dies, in that instance Lapras eventually recovers (though does not actively seek a new mate), whereas in this instance Lapras do not ever seem to recover, often dying of starvation if they are not brought to medical attention. This is by far one of the most grievous sins in the Pokephile community, and encountering such an individual is one of the few times a community will come together to report the perpetrator for Pokemon abuse.
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Ditto
A scientific enigma that continues to baffle biologists to this day, Ditto is truly unlike any other Pokemon in existence. Completely genderless, it is able to breed with every Pokemon that can breed, yet the exact reasoning as to how it can do so is still shrouded in mystery. Once Ditto transform, their biological makeup is exactly the same as the Pokemon they copy, so research into the precise biology for Ditto during mating is next to impossible to determine for sure. There are theories that suggest that Ditto are able to keep parts of themselves permanently transformed, and that the genetic material that is shared during mating is technically Ditto but still functions the same as the real material. However, nothing is certain when it comes to Ditto.
Ditto are among the most simple minded of Pokemon, understanding only the most basic of interactions with their trainers. To some Pokephiles, this is a gift, as there is no inferred judgement from their partner, and Ditto have the ability to transform into anything, so it can seem like the perfect casual sex partner. However, a surprising amount of Pokephiles dislike the idea of mating with a Ditto, claiming that it is "shallow", or that it makes them feel uncomfortable to "take advantage of a simple-minded Pokemon". Despite the rumors circulating about it, it is impossible to get a Ditto pregnant, as human genetic material is slightly too complex for Ditto to process (not to mention that it would require several months of continuous transformation, which even the hardiest of Ditto cannot accomplish). As far as reproduction of the Ditto species itself, it is theorized that Ditto actually undergo division on a cellular level, however this has not been observed in either nature or captivity.
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Blaziken
The final evolved form of the Torchic line, the mating habits of Blaziken are relatively standard: both males and females have cloaca, and males also have a phallus to deposit genetic material into the female. Like many Pokemon with cloaca, Blaziken have numerous sensory receptors in this orifice, and trainers who have mated with their Blaziken report that it is virtually indistinguishable from a traditional mammalian vagina. Blaziken, like many Fire-type Pokemon, produce heat from this area that trainers who have mated with their Blaziken have found very pleasant. The behavior of Blaziken is surprisingly straightforward: they are generally well behaved and do not attempt to subdue or control their partners during intercourse. Male Blaziken have been described as "tender lovers", responding very well to the physical signals they receive from their mates.
Trainers who engage in intercourse with their Blaziken must be warned, however: Blaziken mate for life. If you have sex with your Blaziken, it will consider you its life mate, so if you are a casual practitioner of Pokephilia, mating with a Blaziken is not recommended. Besides the general negative stigma of "breaking your Pokemon's heart", Blaziken are in the Aggressive category of infidelity response (as opposed to Depressive and Adaptive). If you mate with another Pokemon after mating with Blaziken and it finds out (which is easier than one might think, as most Pokemon leave trace pheromones on their partners after mating that most other Pokemon can detect), it will become exceedingly aggressive and moody, lashing out at its trainer and generally being unresponsive to most commands. Further pressing of a jilted Blaziken can result in physical violence. Blaziken in this state generally do not ever recover, and many trainers have had to either release or trade their Blaziken. Again, while the overactive hormones of the human body can lead to making a mistake, revealing that you have "cheated" on your Blaziken (or any Pokemon that mates for life, for that matter) is one of the major taboos of the Pokephilia world, and many who practice Pokephilia will respond with hostility and rejection. Tread lightly.
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Braixen
One of the newest species to be heavily studied by researchers, Braixen (as well as its pre-evolution Fennekin and it's fully evolved form Delphox) are unique in their general sexual behavior, particularly with trainers. Braixen, Fennekin and Delphox are all rather assertive when it comes to mating, often initiating as early as a week after hatching (trainers raising Fennekin have commented at the discomfort of their Fennekin's obvious sexual fowardness). The reason for this inbred behavior may be linked to the gender ratio of the species, as only 13% of all Fennekin are born female (roughly speaking). As such, Fennekin and its line are in the "predatory" sexual group of Pokemon, more often being the source of genetic material than carrying eggs. But what of mating with Braixen specifically? Trainers who have accepted the advances of their Braixen have found unique challenges to the mating habits (it should be noted that Braixen and Fennekin will only mate if they are the initiators; a trainer being sexually forward with them will often have no effect).
Braixen, unlike its later form Delphox, do not create psychic links with their mate, so communicating what is and is not acceptable is much tougher. This, in combination with Braixen's general immaturity (Braixen have been compared to overeager teenagers by casual practitioners) can create some embarrassing situations during sex. The most infamous example is that of the stick Braixen carries: during sex, Braixen may attempt to insert its stick into unwanted parts of their mate, which many trainers have found uncomfortable (although a few have found this behavior erotic, so it is up to the individual as to whether or not this is desirable). Some Braixen also hit their mate with their stick, which can be rather painful and lead to marks on the skin. Stopping these behaviors is as simple as telling your Braixen "no" when it begins (for all their playfulness, Braixen are still intelligent creatures and will not intentionally hurt their mate without good reason). DO NOT, UNDER ANY CIRCUMSTANCE, TAKE YOUR BRAIXEN'S STICK AWAY FROM IT. Braixen are very attached to their sticks, and will become exceptionally aggressive and attack if forcefully separated. Braixen share similar traits with other Fire-type Pokemon, and their genitalia have been noted as having a "pleasant warmth" to them.
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Lopunny
Classified in both the Field and Human-Like egg groups, the breeding capabilities of Lopunny are quite impressive. Lopunny achieve sexual maturity immediately after evolution, and since Buneary require only a consistently high level of dopamine production to evolve, it is not uncommon to see sexually active Lopunny within two days of hatching. Female Lopunny ovulate much quicker than other Field-group Pokemon, producing viable eggs during copulation and laying said eggs within a day of fertilization. It is to be noted that both male and female Lopunny develop exceptionally strong bonds to their trainers (due in part to the requirements for evolution), and Lopunny wishing to mate with their trainers is not an uncommon occurrence, regardless of gender. Should a trainer wish to engage in sexual intercourse with their Lopunny, the major concern is the strength of their legs and hips.
Lopunny, while generally timid by nature, exhibit almost alarming shifts in personality and become rather aggressive in their overall demeanor (a trait thought only to exist during mating, but was recently discovered to happen during Mega Evolution as well). Trainers having sex with their Lopunny must ensure they have complete control over their Lopunny, or they may find themselves nursing bruised (or, in extreme cases, broken) pelvises immediately after mating. Trainers experienced in this area often suggest keeping a hold of at least one of their Lopunny's ears during sex, as Lopunny have more sensory receptors in their ears than they do on any other part of their body. If a Lopunny is getting too violent with its movements, a quick squeeze of its ear will cause it to slow down back to a reasonable pace.
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Garbodor
Found mostly in landfills and city slums, Garbodor mating practices are very similar to that of Muk in that there is no physical contact during mating in the wild. Garbodor do not have genitalia, and males instead produce genetic material from a pouch between their legs, which upon "mating" bursts and falls to the ground, after which the Garbodor leaves and the mate is able to safely collect the material. Female Garbodor have an "inverted" pouch that is functionally similar to a uterus in the same location, and mates of Garbodor will deposit their genetic material anywhere on Garbodor's body, which will seep through and make is way to the pouch, where it combines with Garbodor's own material to produce an egg. Garbodor eggs are safe to the touch (although like most Poison Pokemon eggs, do not have a pleasant odor), and Garbodor are not overly protective of their eggs (presumably because of the odor as a natural deterrent).
It must be said now: unless the idea of depositing one's semen onto a Garbodor from a distance sounds appealing, a trainer should never mate with their Garbodor. Even if one could tolerate the overwhelming stench, the physical makeup of a Garbodor is highly toxic, and physical contact can produce very nasty skin irritations that require extensive medical treatment. In addition, Garbodor often have sharp, syringe-like protrusions in their bodies that can easily pierce the skin of a mate, and getting Garbodor material into one's bloodstream will result in severe illness, often times leading to death if untreated. Female trainers should be advised as well: male Garbodor genetic material, while not as toxic as its body, is still very harmful and will cause extreme damage to the genitalia if inserted.
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Charizard
The ferocious final evolution of Charmander, the raw primal energy of Charizard permeates every element of its being, mating being no exception. Male Charizard will battle other males for the chance to breed with a compatible mate, often times severely crippling and even killing challengers in the wild (for this reason, Charizard breeding in captivity is heavily monitored to prevent undue loss). Like many Pokemon in the Dragon egg group, male Charizard have retractable penises that are stored in the body when not in use, while female Charizard have standard cloaca. Unusually, during copulation a Charizard may do one of many things, from breathing smoke onto their mate to taking flight mid-mating to continue in the air. It is very unclear why this happens, as there is no discernible pattern between actions, and individual Charizard may perform multiple of these actions with the same mate upon repeated copulation.
Trainers who have mated with their Charizard warn that while it is a pleasant, warm experience, it also is not for the faint of heart. As mentioned above, Charizard are unpredictable during mating, so it is advised to train your Charizard to understand "safe words" to prevent catastrophe. Somewhat surprisingly, Charizard mate for life and are in the Aggressive category of infidelity response, and will initially attempt to kill their mate if it has mated with another Pokemon. This holds true for trainers as well, but thankfully this initial outburst is the worst of the reaction. Nevertheless, jilted Charizard will refuse to take orders from a trainer it has mated with if it has been betrayed, and this sadly does not appear to change with time.
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Meloetta
More myth than monster, only recently have scientists been able to perform rigorous study of Meloetta, as it has only been in the past few decades that Meloetta have been regularly sighted. Physically, Meloetta are genderless and do not appear to have the ability to breed, leaving the question as to how Meloetta have survived throughout the generations (popular folk tales speculate that a Meloetta is born whenever a musician creates and performs a particularly wonderful song). It is theorized that Meloetta had dimorphic sexual characteristics that were possibly linked to the alternate "Pirouette" form that were somehow lost, however there is no solid evidence to support this theory.
Due to the rarity of the Pokemon, there is very little information regarding human/Meloetta interactions from a mating standpoint. The only account even resembling a report comes in the form of a centuries old journal of a nameless musician from Lacunosa Town. According to the account, the musician was deep in the woods in the dead of night attempting to create a "masterpiece of music" for a woman he wished to court. According to the journal, the musician fell asleep and was awoken by a Meloetta, who began to sing to the musician. As it sang, the musician began to feel "as though he was one with music itself", and the song purportedly created a "feeling of pleasure unlike any sensation he had ever experienced". The song finished with the musician having a vision of himself and Meloetta copulating underneath the very tree he was sitting under, at which point the musician awoke once again, the entire encounter apparently a dream. Though the information in this journal is wildly imaginative, recent studies of Meloetta have confirmed that given proper stimulus they can in fact create hallucinations with their singing, so perhaps this story is less fanciful than initially thought.
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Mienshao
Becoming increasingly popular among practitioners of martial arts, Mienshao is perhaps one of the most "civilized" Pokemon in the natural world. Both male and female Mienshao choose their mates carefully, and perform elaborate "dances" to attempt to woo their chosen mate. If the potential partner responds poorly, Mienshao move on to another target. If the partner accepts Mienshao (humorously, Pokemon accepting male Mienshao respond by falling onto their backs and laying still), the Mienshao's genitalia will swell and they will copulate with their mate. Mienshao are neither submissive nor aggressive, moving carefully and holding only enough control to ensure successful mating. Mienshao are unusual in that they are completely silent during mating, even though they are completely capable of vocalizing.
Pokephiles who have mated with Mienshao have often expressed surprise at how human-like Mienshao are during intercourse with how they handle their partner. One popular practice Mienshao-mated trainers often attempt is to make their Mienshao vocalize via sexual activity. Such a response is indeed possible from a Mienshao, but requires far more effort than one would find in the wild. Nevertheless, trainers who have successfully made their Mienshao vocalize from pleasure believe that doing so is actually beneficial to the relationship between mates, though this has not been (and likely can not ever be) empirically proven. Mienshao mate for life, and are in the Adaptive category of infidelity response. If a mate chosen by a Mienshao mates with another Pokemon, Mienshao simply find another mate and continue to maintain a relationship with their trainer. Nevertheless, it is rumored that the only time a Mienshao will cry is in the middle of the night after their mate is discovered to be disloyal, though due to the requirements to achieve such a sight, it has not been tested.
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Lucario
One of the most popular choices among casual and hardcore Pokephiles alike, the amount of reproductive information on Lucario is nothing short of staggering. In the wild, Lucario find potential mates by scanning the auras of nearby Pokemon during mating season. Compatible Pokemon with strong auras are chosen by Lucario, and they immediately begin to breed with their chosen mate. Like the many evolutions of Eevee, male Lucario have a "knot" on their penis which prevents spillage of semen after ejaculation, while female Lucario vaginal openings swell to readily accept more mates. Lucario are generally dominant in wild encounters, though if they are put up against a stronger mate they readily become submissive. Both male and female Lucario are fiercely protective of both their mates and their eggs, though they generally prioritize eggs over mates in any given situation.
As mentioned before, Lucario is one of the most popular choices in the Pokephile community. For many, it was simply a matter of training a Pokemon they thought was strong, and developing an intimate bond after some time. Lucario have immense respect and loyalty to their trainers, so trainers who wish to initiate mating with their Lucario will find little to no resistance (although Lucario will rarely initiate intimacy), leading some Pokephiles to conclude that to a Lucario, a trainer is always the perfect mate. Copulating with a Lucario is generally safe, they are exceptionally careful with the spikes on their chest and hands, and will readily accept any order given to them by their mate. Lucario mate for life, and are in the Adaptive category of infidelity response. Lucario do not get upset when their mates breed with other Pokemon, and many times Lucario can be coaxed into joining sexual situations with their mate and other Pokemon. The only time a Lucario will ever have a negative response is if their mate excessively neglects them, in which case a Lucario will attempt to regain their mates attention through surprisingly lewd displays. It is only after several failed attempts of these displays that a Lucario will truly give up on their mate, and will abandon their trainer.
TheSilverRanger
~thesilverranger
With your permission I would like to do a voiceover of these descriptions, sort of like if it were a documentary or an instructional audio. I'd like it for practicing voice work.
whydoidothis
~whydoidothis
OP
Sorry for the delay, you absolutely have my permission!
TheSilverRanger
~thesilverranger
Already got started. You should find it on the 8chan thread you started.
DudeYuAsk
~dudeyuask
Holy shit that's a lot of reading, but also a lot of learning. :)
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