Pokemon Mating Habits 4
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Emolga
One of the more energetic Pokemon in the wild, the surprisingly large amounts of electricity Emolga generate have an interesting use for mating. During mating season, Emolga glide from tree to tree, looking for a mate. When a compatible mate has been spotted, the Emolga ascends as high as they can and attempts to glide over their chosen partner and emits a small pulse of electricity from the membranes in their patagium, temporarily incapacitating their chosen mate. Male Emolga then deposit their genetic material into their mate, while female Emolga latch onto their partner's phallus and produce small discharges of electricity, forcing an ejaculation, which the Emolga collects. Emolga mating with each other do not act this way, and mate traditionally.
Humans cannot have intercourse with their Emolga due to the difference in size, so a Pokephile wanting to mate with their Emolga is limited to the use of their mouth and fingers (though the Emolga can, and often will, wrap itself around its trainer's penis as it would in the wild. Trainers who have experienced this have said it is an intensely pleasurable experience). Trainers who have performed oral sex on their Emolga report the experience is similar to licking a battery. A small warning for homeowners: Male Emolga have an unusual tendency to attempt to "mate" with electrical outlets. While this will not hurt the Emolga, the resulting ejaculation can result in a shorting out of the outlet, so investing in outlet covers is advised.
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Ninetales
One of the most distinguished Fire-type Pokemon in the world, Ninetales are among some of the most difficult Pokemon to mate with. Because of their naturally long lifespan (typically said to be one thousand years, though there are no records of Ninetales living that long; the oldest recorded Ninetales lived to be just over two hundred and fifty years old), courting of Ninetales can take years before it shows any interest, so actual procreation with Ninetales is most often done through force by their mates (unusually, procreation between two Ninetales is radically different: a female Ninetales will readily accept a male's advances, though they typically do not stay together after mating). Pokemon who force themselves upon Ninetales typically do not suffer immediate consequences, but more often than not Ninetales will stalk their attacker and strike at their most vulnerable, often resulting in severe injury and even death. Ninetales do not enter stages of "heat", and are always fertile.
As mentioned before, earning the trust of a Ninetales can take quite some time. Most trainers who have successfully mated with their Ninetales have stated that their Ninetales did not even take notice of their advances for several years, and often required an "act of selflessness" for the Ninetales to be convinced (these acts often taking the form of protecting a weakened Ninetales from harm or caring for a Ninetales during illness). The actual mating with a Ninetales has been described as "intense" or "very emotional". Ninetales, when mating with a human (or any Pokemon willing to wait), will mount their partner and gaze into their eyes. Trainers who stare back into their Ninetales eyes during this time report sensing a "connection", feeling closer to their Ninetales than anything else. Ninetales who mate this way mate for life, and are in the Aggressive category of infidelity response. An unfaithful human partner will suffer the wrath of a jilted Ninetales, who will not stop hunting their partner until they have sustained significant injury, after which they will abandon their former trainer. Despite this, many trainers who have mated with their Ninetales find they have a loyal lover for life, and will remain mated to their Ninetales until death. Among Pokephiles, the response of a Ninetales to the death of their human mate is one of the most profound: a Ninetales will curl up next to the grave of their mate and refuse to leave, starving themselves to death and ending their long life out of grief for their mate. The only time a Ninetales will move is to attack any individual who attempts to get them to leave.
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Houndoom
Widely regarded as one of the most "evil" Dark-type Pokemon among both humans and Pokemon, the ferociously violent nature of Houndoom is widely the reason for the negative stigma surrounding them. This extends into their mating habits: with the exception of the alpha, Houndoom within a pack must actively search for mates either within their pack or outside. Houndoom in this situation initiate mating by attacking their target mate, after which both parties fight ferociously for control (often times the victim will attempt to flee). Alpha Houndoom do not need to do this, as they simply choose a mate within the pack, and the chosen mate will submit to the will of the alpha. Male Houndoom penises typically create a mating "knot" during intercourse. Houndoom are exceptionally nurturing to their young, often seen playing and nuzzling with their Houndour offspring. Both male and female Houndoom involve themselves with child rearing.
Trainers mating with their Houndoom will find it surprisingly easy to accomplish: through the act of capturing and/or raising their Houndoom, they are automatically designated the alpha of the pack, and a trainer can initiate mating with a Houndoom whenever they choose. Houndoom do not mate for life, however it is advised to wait a week or two after mating with a Houndoom before attempting intercourse with another Pokemon, as Houndoom who have mated with their trainer will become moody if their trainer copulates with another Pokemon during the Houndoom's "cooldown" time. This moodiness will fade within a few days, but it is advised regardless just to be safe.
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Florges
The dazzling all-female final evolution of Flabébé, trainers and Pokemon alike easily mistake Florges as a timid mate. This is not so, however: while Florges are normally a very gentle Pokemon, during mating their behavior radically changes, using force to dominate their mates. Predatory mates stalking Florges come to find themselves at the mercy of the vines they keep hidden within the flowers on their head. Florges have a reproductive canal hidden in the back of the base of their torso, revealed only when they bend over. Florges use their vines to manipulate their captive mate to procreate, after which they send their now frightened partner away with a sharp whip against their backside.
It is highly recommended that Pokephiles who wish to mate with a Florges are made aware of this fact before attempting to mate, particularly if they are the Florges natural trainer. While they do not mate for life, mating with a Florges nevertheless severs the trainer/Pokemon bond that is built upon capture and training, and a trainer's Florges will no longer treat their trainer like their trainer, but instead like a slave. Attempting to resist a Florges during intercourse will result in whippings, though Florges are never aggressive with their attacks, whipping only enough to retain control of their mates. For some, this is a blessing, and Florges respond well to mates who they can continuously dominate. However, many trainers have attempted to mate with their Florges without proper research, and have ended up giving their Florges away. Florges will perform oral sex if propositioned by a trainer they have mated with repeatedly, however the Florges will expect their trainer to return the favor, and those who don't will be punished.
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Pangoro
The cantankerous evolution of Pancham, the mating habits of Pangoro are very unusual, even among Pokemon. Pangoro do not actively seek mates and are rather standoffish to many Pokemon who are forward with their attempts. However, if a Pokemon is being "bullied" by another Pokemon, a Pangoro will step in and protect the Pokemon being attacked. Some Pokemon take this opportunity to escape, but some Pokemon respond by following the Pangoro around, despite its general discomfort of such an event afterwards. Eventually, a Pangoro may grow comfortable with a following Pokemon, and if the Pokemon is biologically compatible, the Pangoro will attempt to mate with it. Typically, following Pokemon will accept the Pangoro, though rejection has been observed in the wild (in this instance, the Pangoro refuses to interact with the following Pokemon from that point on). Pangoro possess typical mammalian reproductive organs: females have vaginal cavities, males have phalluses, and Pangoro are very gentle when copulating with their mate, paying close attention to their mate's vocalizations and movements. Pangoro are exceptionally protective of their mate and offspring, often becoming confused if a mate chooses to leave. Because of their protective method for mating, Pangoro rarely mate with each other.
Because of their unique approach to mating, it is often difficult for Pokephile trainers to initiate mating with their Pangoro. The perceived position of power a trainer has over their Pangoro makes appearing weak complicated, and many trainers who have attempted to trick their Pangoro into believing they were being bullied have been met with confused failure. However, almost completely on accident, a new method has been discovered to initiate mating between Pangoro and trainer: if a Pangoro believes their trainer is dejected, it will make several attempts to lift their trainer's spirits. After several failures, a Pangoro will awkwardly present itself to its trainer, allowing said trainer to copulate with their Pangoro. Pangoro mate for life, and are in the Adaptive category of infidelity response. If a mate is unfaithful to a Pangoro, they will simply ignore their mate from that point forward, which makes further use of the Pangoro for battle difficult for trainers. It should be noted: while Pangoro who have mated for life are generally comfortable with most sexual requests of their mate, they are exceptionally hesitant to "bully" or aggressively dominate their partner when requested initially. Over time, a Pangoro will acclimatize to such requests, but it should be mentioned that early requests can be a challenge.
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Delphox
Combining the playfully energetic disposition of Braixen with an immense intelligence boost from evolution, researchers and Pokephiles alike have taken a keen interest in the mating habits of Delphox. The species as a whole are predatory mates, but unlike Fennekin and Braixen, Delphox do not use pure force to subdue a mate. Instead, Delphox uses its "wand" to enthrall a chosen mate by setting the tip of the wand on fire and planting it into the ground, mesmerizing the chosen mate until the Delphox has established a psychic link with the mate, after which mating will begin. Unlike many predatory Pokemon, Delphox do not apply excessive force on mates who attempt to escape during copulation, presumably due to the general effectiveness of their technique. Delphox tend to be the dominant partner when mating, though on the rare occasions they have been observed to be submissive, they do not appear to resent the shift in position.
Unlike Braixen and Fennekin, Delphox are very receptive to initiation from trainers, and will accept most advances with no resistance. However, while they do create psychic links with their trainers, many Pokephiles have reported that it is only a "surface" level connection as compared to the connection created upon a Delphox initiating mating. Trainers who have experienced a Delphox's attempts at mating have said that the flame, while not being necessary for humans, helps during the establishment of the psychic link, as the process is described as "very invasive" and "initially uncomfortable, but rewarding in the end", as the link lasts well after mating and can be used as a channel to induce future copulation. Trainers who have linked with their Delphox can feel what their Delphox feels if they focus on the link that is created. Delphox do not mate for life, and some trainers have linked with their Delphox for the purpose of experiencing mating with other Pokemon.
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Kangaskhan
Occasionally called the "parent" or "mother" Pokemon in research circles, Kangaskhan raise their offspring in their pouches, and are rarely seen without child. This is because of the very aggressive mating habits Kangaskhan have once their children are old enough to leave the pouch: Kangaskhan, when childless, will seek a mate nonstop, ovulating quicker than any recorded Pokemon during this time and emitting very powerful pheromones to attract a partner. When a mate is found, Kangaskhan do not waste any time and begin to copulate with their mate, accepting partners through a vaginal slit found below the pouch of the Kangaskhan. Kangaskhan lay eggs remarkably quickly, usually only two or three days after intercourse, and immediately place the laid egg within their pouch for warmth. After hatching, the baby Kangaskhan remain in their mothers pouch for around three years, after which the child will leave, and the cycle will start again. Kangaskhan will mate while they are with child, but their behavior is much more subdued, waiting until their child is asleep to accept partners and moving their child out of their pouch to a safe place nearby to not disturb its slumber. Kangaskhan who lay eggs while they are with child are, unusually enough, more open to having the egg taken away from them, and it is rare to see a Kangaskhan with more than one child.
As can be expected, the trainer/Pokemon barrier is at its thinnest when a Kangaskhan is childless, and will accept even the slightest attempt from its trainer to copulate, making Kangaskhan a very popular choice for Pokephiles. Interestingly, Kangaskhan vocalize much more when they mate with a human, and orgasm much more than they do normally in the wild. It is believed this is an evolutionary tactic to ensure successful ejaculation of the male, however critics of this theory point out the most obvious flaw: Kangaskhan and humans cannot procreate, thus eliminating the need for such a tactic. Nevertheless, Kangaskhan will mate with a human for as long as the human is physically able, after which it will seek a new partner. After a Kangaskhan bears a child, she will still be receptive to mating, and trainers who assist with raising the baby Kangaskhan will find the mother will initiate far more often and will be exceptionally passionate during these mating sessions. While Kangaskhan do not traditionally mate for life, they will often be very affectionate with trainers who they had mated with during their childless state, and many in the Pokephile community joke that a Kangaskhan and her mate are more akin to husband and wife than trainer and Pokemon. One final word about the baby Kangaskhan: while mother Kangaskhan will initially refuse to mate with a trainer while her child is awake, over time she may be more open to mating during the day, and some Pokephiles have reported that their Kangaskhan came to enjoy having her child watch the mating process. This behavior can be stopped with minimal resistance, so it is up to the trainer as to whether or not having the child watch during intercourse is acceptable.
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Heliolisk
An increasingly popular "utility" Pokemon in cities close to deserts, the amount of electricity Heliolisk can generate is not just useful for powering businesses during emergencies. As observed in the wild, Heliolisk use their internal electricity to stimulate the muscles in their legs, which allow them to run much faster than normal at an estimated rate of 40 mph (done in short bursts, of course). This allows Heliolisk to be much more effective at daily tasks, such as hunting, predator evasion and, of course, mating. Heliolisk use the energy from their legs to chase down potential mates during the wet seasons, using another electrical shock to temporarily incapacitate their target partner once they are within range. Heliolisk then use their electrical energy to stimulate the erectile tissue of either themselves or their partner, depending on the gender of the Heliolisk, and begin to copulate. Like many Electric Pokemon, Heliolisk use their electricity to stimulate their partner, ensuring successful ejaculation. Heliolisk gender are somewhat temperature-dependent: in excessively hot temperatures, Heliolisk eggs exclusively produce females, while intermediate temperatures (like those found during the wet season) produce equal numbers of males and females.
Mating between Heliolisk and humans is relatively straightforward, as Heliolisk will more often than not choose to copulate with any trainer it senses to be ready to mate. While the amount of electricity Heliolisk generate to stimulate their partners is generally reported to be sufficient for most, trainers who have mated extensively with their Heliolisk have found that stroking its neck underneath its frills produce significantly more electricity during mating. While this can lead to more enjoyment for both parties, be warned: while Heliolisk will never intentionally harm their partners, using this method may is dangerous as Heliolisk have little direct control over the amount of electricity they release this way, and it is entirely possible for the Heliolisk to generate enough electricity to result in significant nerve damage. Heliolisk do not mate for life, and they do not appear to actively favor one mate over another for repeated copulation.
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Breloom
Primarily found in warm and humid forest regions, many new hikers and campers are often warned by both field guides and seasoned travelers to be wary of the eating anything in the forest, specifically because of Breloom. The seed clusters on the end of its tail, while appearing edible, are in fact very toxic and can cause severe gastrointestinal distress if consumed. Partly used as a defense mechanism against predators, Breloom also utilize these seeds for mating. When a Breloom is ready to mate, the seed clusters on its tail swell, and the Breloom hides in a bush or tree, sticks its tail out, and waits for a mate to wander by. When a mate consumes one of the seeds, they are almost immediately paralyzed. The genital region of the Pokemon is stimulated by the nutrients in the seeds, however, so during this time the Breloom is able to mate with their chosen partner. Breloom do not have genitalia: female Breloom absorb genetic material through their mouths, while male Breloom release genetic material through their mouths. Breloom reproduce by regurgitating eggs after mating, after which they are carefully placed in a safe location before the Breloom wanders off.
While it may seem like the obvious path to mating with their Breloom, it is heavily advised for trainers to not eat the Breloom's seed clusters. The paralysis inflicted by the seeds affects humans as well, and the toxic spores are still present within the seed clusters, so eating one of these seeds will essentially cause paralysis, followed by gastrointestinal distress (usually happening while paralyzed). Instead, trainers who wish to mate with their Breloom can trick their Breloom into thinking that they have eaten the seed by plucking it, pretending to eat it, and then feigning paralysis. A note for female trainers - like many Grass Pokemon, the genetic material male Breloom release can be used as a lotion, but Breloom often release their material as deeply into the vaginal canal as possible, so it is advised to clean oneself thoroughly after mating to prevent any unnecessary infections.
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Ledian
Found more often in less populated regions of the world, it is said that Ledian use the light from stars as energy. While it is currently unclear whether or not that assertion is accurate, it is true that Ledian are more active during the night under clear skies, and is integral to the mating process for Ledian. Ledian only become sexually active on clear nights, usually during the summer months, and will spend the entire night seeking out a mate. Upon finding a mate, Ledian will release a glowing powder containing pheromones that assist in garnering their chosen partner's interest. Ledian and its mate will then seek out the highest possible location and begin to copulate: both male and female Ledian have specialized reproductive canals located at the base of their abdomen, males using this canal to hide their endophallus. Ledian lay their eggs at the tops of trees, coating their eggs with a glowing powder that contains a bittering agent to ward off potential predators.
While Ledian are not overly popular in Pokephile mating circles, trainers who have mated with their Ledian have reported unique challenges in attempting to copulate with their partner. Because of their unique requirements for mating, the choice of location for mating is significantly limited (most trainers who have done so claimed to mate on their house's roof), and copulating outside is a difficult thing to ask of many people. However, it is indeed necessary, as Ledian will not accept simulated night skies as an alternative. This is mitigated somewhat by planning mating sessions during late hours of the night when very few people are awake, and some have even grown fond of this, choosing to mate with other Pokemon outside at night. Ledian will mate with their trainer as often as their trainer wishes (so long as the requirements are met), but they do not mate for life.
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Leafeon
The pacifistic Grass-type evolution of Eevee, the passive nature of Leafeon extends beyond it's attitude towards battle into all facets of its behavior, including mating. Leafeon, by nature, do not actively seek out mates, only copulating with Pokemon who initiate with them, resulting in one of the lowest procreation rates out of all Grass-type Pokemon. Nevertheless, once engaged, Leafeon utilizes the same biological advantages as other "Eeveelutions", the shaft of the male's penis engorging to create a "penile knot" while the female's vaginal slit swells to accept mates. While Leafeon will mate in any conditions, they are much more active during intercourse if done in direct sunlight. As with many Grass-type Pokemon, the vaginal fluids and semen of Leafeon have many beneficial proteins, however Leafeon have another unique quirk: upon climax, the leafy protrusions along Leafeon's body release a small amount of sweet-smelling liquid. It is unclear as to why this happens, though it is believed this is intended to attract mates, though why Leafeon only generates this liquid upon orgasm is unclear if so.
Many trainers who have mated with their Leafeon reported not knowing for years about the natural passive nature of their partner, so aspiring Pokephiles should have no issue attempting to copulate with their Leafeon. While Leafeon are initially passive, should a single mate cause them to orgasm repeatedly, they will start to actively initiate mating, so trainers who prefer more active partners need not worry. The liquid Leafeon's leaves release upon climax can be collected if a trainer is quick enough, and is popular among Pokephiles as an alternative to perfume. Trainers should be aware of the varying laws regarding Pokephilia in their region, however, as the scent of Leafeon liquid is unique and can be used as a positive identifier for inquiring parties.
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Slowbro
One of the most iconic examples of symbiosis in the Pokemon world, it is impossible to discuss the biological specifics of Slowbro without discussing the Shellder on its tail. The venom that Shellder injects into Slowbro's tail through its teeth numbs many of the Slowbro's sensory nerves, which combined with Slowbro's general lack of displayed intelligence, results in the belief that Shellder is primarily in control of Slowbro's actions. This seems to be supported by Slowbro's mating habits: Slowbro only initiate mating with a compatible partner when the Shellder on its tail bites down, resulting in a temporary intelligence spike and boost in sexual energy. Experiments run wherein the Shellder is incapacitated through artificial means show that Slowbro, without the influence of Shellder, do not choose to mate. It is unclear as to why Shellder would dictate when to mate, but it is believed to be a wide-scale evolutionary tactic to provide future Shellder sufficient Slowpoke for symbiosis.
Attempting to initiate intercourse with a Slowbro has proven to be a monumentally difficult undertaking for Pokephiles, as attempting to stimulate Slowbro itself has no effect due to Shellder. One would assume that trying to stimulate the Shellder would be the next obvious solution, however there have been no recorded successes of gaining the interest of Shellder to allow Slowbro mating. Because of this, the conditions for Slowbro mating with their trainers appear to be totally random. It should be noted that attempting to remove a Shellder from a Slowbro's tail will result in the Slowbro reverting back to a Slowpoke, so Pokephiles must be made aware that the conditions for mating change drastically upon the removal of the Shellder.
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Arceus
What can be said about Arceus that has not already been said before? Religious texts throughout humanity's history have gone into great yet vague details about the nature of the so-called "Original One", and though there are certainly alternative interpretations about the facts of creation (most notably the exact role of Mew), it goes without saying that Arceus is a name nearly every person on the planet knows. Unfortunately, as is often the case in these matters, very few scientific facts regarding Arceus are truly known, most of which stemming from the discovery of the elemental plates, which religious scholars believe to be objective proof that Arceus exists. The elemental plates are also the source of the only information even remotely connecting Arceus and mating among Pokemon: a Pokemon in possession of a plate that corresponds to it's type appear to be more open to mating with other Pokemon sharing its type. However, due to the general rarity of these plates, as well as their religious significance, extensive testing of this phenomena has been rather limited.
To discuss the role Arceus has regarding mating with humans is almost laughable, since it is still unknown if Arceus even exists. Nevertheless, many religious sects believe that when a human dies, their soul is claimed by Arceus, who envelops it within itself that creates an afterlife of never ending bliss. This theory among some religious sects also claims that the only time humans feel that in the natural world is at the point of orgasm, and because of this the takeaway is that the afterlife with Arceus is in fact Arceus mating with the soul of humans. Unfortunately, while ancient stories describe humans and Pokemon co-existing as equal species, for centuries following the discovery of Pokemon capture via apricorn (and thus the catalyst for the Age of Humanism), the belief was that humans were the only creatures to have souls for Arceus to claim, which was the cause for many problems regarding Pokemon/human interactions, not the least of which the long-time stigma against human and Pokemon mating. While much has changed over the last century or so, some people are stuck in the old ways of thinking, and to them Pokephilia is nothing more than perverted sin.
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Golduck
Unquestionably the fastest swimmer of all Pokemon, the swimming speed of Golduck is a vital part of their procreation. During mating season, a small protuberance near the Golduck's pelvis can be seen, which extends to nearly half the length of the Golduck when around a compatible mate. Male Golduck during mating season become much more aggressive, attempting to mate with as many partners as it can find, using its impressive swimming capabilities to overtake and overpower a mate in the water. Female Golduck are much less aggressive, often laying themselves near the edge of riverbanks waiting for a mate. While it may not seem like female Golduck have much choice in their choice of mate, after mating they will sometimes release a liquid within their cloaca that acts as a natural spermicide, eliminating sperm from unwanted mates. Both male and female Golduck do not typically mate for life with other Pokemon, though a male and female who mate with each other often stay together to help raise offspring Psyduck.
Pokephiles who wish to mate with Golduck are rare, and most of the time their chosen partner is female. The very rare few who have expressed interest in mating with their male Golduck have reported that the actual act of mating with a male Golduck is exceptionally unpleasant, some of whom have had to be hospitalized due to internal damages from the Golduck's erect member. As such, it is generally not advised for any trainer to mate with their male Golduck. Mating with a female Golduck is generally safe, however, and wild female Golduck will accept a human as a mate during mating season (it should be noted that both male and female Golduck are only able to be mated with during their mating season; attempting to mate with a Golduck outside the normal mating season will always result in failure).
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Serperior
A popular Grass-type Pokemon among wealthy male children, Serperior are very well known for the intense glare they give their opponents in battle that often leave opposing Pokemon motionless. This glare is important to Serperior, utilized in everything from hunting to mating. When a Serperior is ready to mate, both males and females will seek out compatible partners. Upon finding a suitable candidate, the Serperior will attempt to immobilize their target using their glare, slowly moving its head back and forth in a hypnotic motion as it lightly coils its own body around the body of its mate. Once the coiling is complete, male Serperior align their tails with the genitalia of their mate and produce a spiked hemipenis, which they insert into their mate to release genetic material. Female Serperior act similarly, brushing the tips of their tails lightly over their mate's penis until it is erect, after which they gently lower their cloaca onto the penis. This method is successful against most Pokemon, however some Pokemon who are able to resist Serperior's glare will attack, causing Serperior to become much more aggressive with its mating. Serperior having to fight to mate will use its body to constrict its partner as it forcibly copulates, after which it flees as quickly as possible to avoid a fight.
While normally humans have enough self control to resist Serperior's glare with minimal effort, many Pokephiles who have mated with their Serperior report that intentionally succumbing to this glare is necessary for human-Serperior mating. Trainers who have done this have reported it to be a very relaxing experience, commonly comparing it to laying in one's bed after a long day of work. Trainers who have second thoughts about mating with their Serperior will find that it is fairly easy to "snap out" of the immobilization brought on by the glare and end mating prematurely. Overly emotional trainers be warned: Serperior who are in the middle of mating genuinely believe they have their prey fully incapacitated, so breaking the glare in an attempt to kiss, hug or otherwise become physically closer to their Serperior can frighten the Pokemon, which will either result in fleeing or reflexive coiling, depending on the general disposition of the Serperior, and coiling can cause broken ribs.
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Milotic
Colloquially referred to as the "Tender Pokemon", Milotic are popular mates among Pokemon in the wild, and it isn't difficult to see why. Despite not being officially classified as a Psychic-type Pokemon, Milotic nevertheless are able to sense emotion in humans and Pokemon alike, and emit a powerful calming agent through specialized glands over their body that induce dopamine production when inhaled. While this almost always successfully quells anger in Pokemon, it also helps arouse Pokemon, and if left around a Milotic long enough, any Pokemon able to mate will attempt to mate with Milotic (even Pokemon that are not biologically compatible). Milotic will usually accept these advances: males will engorge one or more of their tail fins, opening the sperm channel for genetic material to pass through a small opening at the end of the tail fin into an accepting orifice. Female Milotic, on the other hand, reveal a small reproductive opening that they gently rest upon a mate's genitalia. This opening is flexible and can support all but the most extreme sized phallus.
Due to the potency of the calming agent Milotic releases, many researchers studying Milotic have found (much to their discomfort) that this agent is just as effective on humans as it is on Pokemon. Because of this, trainers are warned about Milotic, and some trainers have opted to take organic supplements to offset the effects of their Milotic's calming agent. Pokephiles, on the other hand, value Milotic for this agent specifically, and many polyamorous trainers have a Milotic as one of their mates. Milotic do not mate for life, and will mate with their trainer as often as their trainer wishes.
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Alakazam
Popularly believed to have an IQ over 5000 (largely due to its exceptional memory, though the actual IQ number varies between Alakazam and is generally closer to the 500-600 range), Alakazam are one of the highest regarded Psychic Pokemon in the world, as are any trainer that can utilize an Alakazam's potential effectively. In the field of Pokemon study, Alakazam are unique in that they do not have reproductive organs. Instead, both male and female Alakazam gather genetic material from partner Pokemon by psychically stimulating their partner until release (it is worth noting that female ejaculate obtained via this method contains gamete cells, which are not present normally). Alakazam collect these genetic samples in one of their spoons and uses it's psychic ability to form a hollow "egg" from nearby organic materials such as rocks and plant matter (if the amount of materials are insufficient, Alakazam will move to a location with a suitable amount of usable materials) and place the genetic material inside this structure. After the "egg" has been filled, Alakazam will balance it between its two spoons and begin to channel its energy between the spoons, creating intense psychic emissions that prevent outsiders from disrupting the process. After five to ten minutes, Alakazam stops, and the organic material falls away to reveal a fully-contained Pokemon egg with a successfully maturing embryo inside.
Despite the fact that there is no direct intercourse, Alakazam is one of the most popular Psychic-type Pokemon among Pokephiles. Alakazam are exceptionally receptive of trainer advances, are very open to sexual suggestion, and do not mate for life (though some Pokephiles do remain "loyal" to their Alakazam). Because of the distinct developmental differences between humans and Pokemon, Alakazam's method of reproduction is ineffective when attempted on human genetic material, and many Alakazam only try once before refusing to try again. While Alakazam do not show any external signs of enjoying sexual activity, recent studies have shown that when pleasuring a mate, Alakazam produce high levels of dopamine, which suggests an extreme enjoyment from pleasuring a mate.
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Emolga
One of the more energetic Pokemon in the wild, the surprisingly large amounts of electricity Emolga generate have an interesting use for mating. During mating season, Emolga glide from tree to tree, looking for a mate. When a compatible mate has been spotted, the Emolga ascends as high as they can and attempts to glide over their chosen partner and emits a small pulse of electricity from the membranes in their patagium, temporarily incapacitating their chosen mate. Male Emolga then deposit their genetic material into their mate, while female Emolga latch onto their partner's phallus and produce small discharges of electricity, forcing an ejaculation, which the Emolga collects. Emolga mating with each other do not act this way, and mate traditionally.
Humans cannot have intercourse with their Emolga due to the difference in size, so a Pokephile wanting to mate with their Emolga is limited to the use of their mouth and fingers (though the Emolga can, and often will, wrap itself around its trainer's penis as it would in the wild. Trainers who have experienced this have said it is an intensely pleasurable experience). Trainers who have performed oral sex on their Emolga report the experience is similar to licking a battery. A small warning for homeowners: Male Emolga have an unusual tendency to attempt to "mate" with electrical outlets. While this will not hurt the Emolga, the resulting ejaculation can result in a shorting out of the outlet, so investing in outlet covers is advised.
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Ninetales
One of the most distinguished Fire-type Pokemon in the world, Ninetales are among some of the most difficult Pokemon to mate with. Because of their naturally long lifespan (typically said to be one thousand years, though there are no records of Ninetales living that long; the oldest recorded Ninetales lived to be just over two hundred and fifty years old), courting of Ninetales can take years before it shows any interest, so actual procreation with Ninetales is most often done through force by their mates (unusually, procreation between two Ninetales is radically different: a female Ninetales will readily accept a male's advances, though they typically do not stay together after mating). Pokemon who force themselves upon Ninetales typically do not suffer immediate consequences, but more often than not Ninetales will stalk their attacker and strike at their most vulnerable, often resulting in severe injury and even death. Ninetales do not enter stages of "heat", and are always fertile.
As mentioned before, earning the trust of a Ninetales can take quite some time. Most trainers who have successfully mated with their Ninetales have stated that their Ninetales did not even take notice of their advances for several years, and often required an "act of selflessness" for the Ninetales to be convinced (these acts often taking the form of protecting a weakened Ninetales from harm or caring for a Ninetales during illness). The actual mating with a Ninetales has been described as "intense" or "very emotional". Ninetales, when mating with a human (or any Pokemon willing to wait), will mount their partner and gaze into their eyes. Trainers who stare back into their Ninetales eyes during this time report sensing a "connection", feeling closer to their Ninetales than anything else. Ninetales who mate this way mate for life, and are in the Aggressive category of infidelity response. An unfaithful human partner will suffer the wrath of a jilted Ninetales, who will not stop hunting their partner until they have sustained significant injury, after which they will abandon their former trainer. Despite this, many trainers who have mated with their Ninetales find they have a loyal lover for life, and will remain mated to their Ninetales until death. Among Pokephiles, the response of a Ninetales to the death of their human mate is one of the most profound: a Ninetales will curl up next to the grave of their mate and refuse to leave, starving themselves to death and ending their long life out of grief for their mate. The only time a Ninetales will move is to attack any individual who attempts to get them to leave.
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Houndoom
Widely regarded as one of the most "evil" Dark-type Pokemon among both humans and Pokemon, the ferociously violent nature of Houndoom is widely the reason for the negative stigma surrounding them. This extends into their mating habits: with the exception of the alpha, Houndoom within a pack must actively search for mates either within their pack or outside. Houndoom in this situation initiate mating by attacking their target mate, after which both parties fight ferociously for control (often times the victim will attempt to flee). Alpha Houndoom do not need to do this, as they simply choose a mate within the pack, and the chosen mate will submit to the will of the alpha. Male Houndoom penises typically create a mating "knot" during intercourse. Houndoom are exceptionally nurturing to their young, often seen playing and nuzzling with their Houndour offspring. Both male and female Houndoom involve themselves with child rearing.
Trainers mating with their Houndoom will find it surprisingly easy to accomplish: through the act of capturing and/or raising their Houndoom, they are automatically designated the alpha of the pack, and a trainer can initiate mating with a Houndoom whenever they choose. Houndoom do not mate for life, however it is advised to wait a week or two after mating with a Houndoom before attempting intercourse with another Pokemon, as Houndoom who have mated with their trainer will become moody if their trainer copulates with another Pokemon during the Houndoom's "cooldown" time. This moodiness will fade within a few days, but it is advised regardless just to be safe.
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Florges
The dazzling all-female final evolution of Flabébé, trainers and Pokemon alike easily mistake Florges as a timid mate. This is not so, however: while Florges are normally a very gentle Pokemon, during mating their behavior radically changes, using force to dominate their mates. Predatory mates stalking Florges come to find themselves at the mercy of the vines they keep hidden within the flowers on their head. Florges have a reproductive canal hidden in the back of the base of their torso, revealed only when they bend over. Florges use their vines to manipulate their captive mate to procreate, after which they send their now frightened partner away with a sharp whip against their backside.
It is highly recommended that Pokephiles who wish to mate with a Florges are made aware of this fact before attempting to mate, particularly if they are the Florges natural trainer. While they do not mate for life, mating with a Florges nevertheless severs the trainer/Pokemon bond that is built upon capture and training, and a trainer's Florges will no longer treat their trainer like their trainer, but instead like a slave. Attempting to resist a Florges during intercourse will result in whippings, though Florges are never aggressive with their attacks, whipping only enough to retain control of their mates. For some, this is a blessing, and Florges respond well to mates who they can continuously dominate. However, many trainers have attempted to mate with their Florges without proper research, and have ended up giving their Florges away. Florges will perform oral sex if propositioned by a trainer they have mated with repeatedly, however the Florges will expect their trainer to return the favor, and those who don't will be punished.
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Pangoro
The cantankerous evolution of Pancham, the mating habits of Pangoro are very unusual, even among Pokemon. Pangoro do not actively seek mates and are rather standoffish to many Pokemon who are forward with their attempts. However, if a Pokemon is being "bullied" by another Pokemon, a Pangoro will step in and protect the Pokemon being attacked. Some Pokemon take this opportunity to escape, but some Pokemon respond by following the Pangoro around, despite its general discomfort of such an event afterwards. Eventually, a Pangoro may grow comfortable with a following Pokemon, and if the Pokemon is biologically compatible, the Pangoro will attempt to mate with it. Typically, following Pokemon will accept the Pangoro, though rejection has been observed in the wild (in this instance, the Pangoro refuses to interact with the following Pokemon from that point on). Pangoro possess typical mammalian reproductive organs: females have vaginal cavities, males have phalluses, and Pangoro are very gentle when copulating with their mate, paying close attention to their mate's vocalizations and movements. Pangoro are exceptionally protective of their mate and offspring, often becoming confused if a mate chooses to leave. Because of their protective method for mating, Pangoro rarely mate with each other.
Because of their unique approach to mating, it is often difficult for Pokephile trainers to initiate mating with their Pangoro. The perceived position of power a trainer has over their Pangoro makes appearing weak complicated, and many trainers who have attempted to trick their Pangoro into believing they were being bullied have been met with confused failure. However, almost completely on accident, a new method has been discovered to initiate mating between Pangoro and trainer: if a Pangoro believes their trainer is dejected, it will make several attempts to lift their trainer's spirits. After several failures, a Pangoro will awkwardly present itself to its trainer, allowing said trainer to copulate with their Pangoro. Pangoro mate for life, and are in the Adaptive category of infidelity response. If a mate is unfaithful to a Pangoro, they will simply ignore their mate from that point forward, which makes further use of the Pangoro for battle difficult for trainers. It should be noted: while Pangoro who have mated for life are generally comfortable with most sexual requests of their mate, they are exceptionally hesitant to "bully" or aggressively dominate their partner when requested initially. Over time, a Pangoro will acclimatize to such requests, but it should be mentioned that early requests can be a challenge.
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Delphox
Combining the playfully energetic disposition of Braixen with an immense intelligence boost from evolution, researchers and Pokephiles alike have taken a keen interest in the mating habits of Delphox. The species as a whole are predatory mates, but unlike Fennekin and Braixen, Delphox do not use pure force to subdue a mate. Instead, Delphox uses its "wand" to enthrall a chosen mate by setting the tip of the wand on fire and planting it into the ground, mesmerizing the chosen mate until the Delphox has established a psychic link with the mate, after which mating will begin. Unlike many predatory Pokemon, Delphox do not apply excessive force on mates who attempt to escape during copulation, presumably due to the general effectiveness of their technique. Delphox tend to be the dominant partner when mating, though on the rare occasions they have been observed to be submissive, they do not appear to resent the shift in position.
Unlike Braixen and Fennekin, Delphox are very receptive to initiation from trainers, and will accept most advances with no resistance. However, while they do create psychic links with their trainers, many Pokephiles have reported that it is only a "surface" level connection as compared to the connection created upon a Delphox initiating mating. Trainers who have experienced a Delphox's attempts at mating have said that the flame, while not being necessary for humans, helps during the establishment of the psychic link, as the process is described as "very invasive" and "initially uncomfortable, but rewarding in the end", as the link lasts well after mating and can be used as a channel to induce future copulation. Trainers who have linked with their Delphox can feel what their Delphox feels if they focus on the link that is created. Delphox do not mate for life, and some trainers have linked with their Delphox for the purpose of experiencing mating with other Pokemon.
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Kangaskhan
Occasionally called the "parent" or "mother" Pokemon in research circles, Kangaskhan raise their offspring in their pouches, and are rarely seen without child. This is because of the very aggressive mating habits Kangaskhan have once their children are old enough to leave the pouch: Kangaskhan, when childless, will seek a mate nonstop, ovulating quicker than any recorded Pokemon during this time and emitting very powerful pheromones to attract a partner. When a mate is found, Kangaskhan do not waste any time and begin to copulate with their mate, accepting partners through a vaginal slit found below the pouch of the Kangaskhan. Kangaskhan lay eggs remarkably quickly, usually only two or three days after intercourse, and immediately place the laid egg within their pouch for warmth. After hatching, the baby Kangaskhan remain in their mothers pouch for around three years, after which the child will leave, and the cycle will start again. Kangaskhan will mate while they are with child, but their behavior is much more subdued, waiting until their child is asleep to accept partners and moving their child out of their pouch to a safe place nearby to not disturb its slumber. Kangaskhan who lay eggs while they are with child are, unusually enough, more open to having the egg taken away from them, and it is rare to see a Kangaskhan with more than one child.
As can be expected, the trainer/Pokemon barrier is at its thinnest when a Kangaskhan is childless, and will accept even the slightest attempt from its trainer to copulate, making Kangaskhan a very popular choice for Pokephiles. Interestingly, Kangaskhan vocalize much more when they mate with a human, and orgasm much more than they do normally in the wild. It is believed this is an evolutionary tactic to ensure successful ejaculation of the male, however critics of this theory point out the most obvious flaw: Kangaskhan and humans cannot procreate, thus eliminating the need for such a tactic. Nevertheless, Kangaskhan will mate with a human for as long as the human is physically able, after which it will seek a new partner. After a Kangaskhan bears a child, she will still be receptive to mating, and trainers who assist with raising the baby Kangaskhan will find the mother will initiate far more often and will be exceptionally passionate during these mating sessions. While Kangaskhan do not traditionally mate for life, they will often be very affectionate with trainers who they had mated with during their childless state, and many in the Pokephile community joke that a Kangaskhan and her mate are more akin to husband and wife than trainer and Pokemon. One final word about the baby Kangaskhan: while mother Kangaskhan will initially refuse to mate with a trainer while her child is awake, over time she may be more open to mating during the day, and some Pokephiles have reported that their Kangaskhan came to enjoy having her child watch the mating process. This behavior can be stopped with minimal resistance, so it is up to the trainer as to whether or not having the child watch during intercourse is acceptable.
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Heliolisk
An increasingly popular "utility" Pokemon in cities close to deserts, the amount of electricity Heliolisk can generate is not just useful for powering businesses during emergencies. As observed in the wild, Heliolisk use their internal electricity to stimulate the muscles in their legs, which allow them to run much faster than normal at an estimated rate of 40 mph (done in short bursts, of course). This allows Heliolisk to be much more effective at daily tasks, such as hunting, predator evasion and, of course, mating. Heliolisk use the energy from their legs to chase down potential mates during the wet seasons, using another electrical shock to temporarily incapacitate their target partner once they are within range. Heliolisk then use their electrical energy to stimulate the erectile tissue of either themselves or their partner, depending on the gender of the Heliolisk, and begin to copulate. Like many Electric Pokemon, Heliolisk use their electricity to stimulate their partner, ensuring successful ejaculation. Heliolisk gender are somewhat temperature-dependent: in excessively hot temperatures, Heliolisk eggs exclusively produce females, while intermediate temperatures (like those found during the wet season) produce equal numbers of males and females.
Mating between Heliolisk and humans is relatively straightforward, as Heliolisk will more often than not choose to copulate with any trainer it senses to be ready to mate. While the amount of electricity Heliolisk generate to stimulate their partners is generally reported to be sufficient for most, trainers who have mated extensively with their Heliolisk have found that stroking its neck underneath its frills produce significantly more electricity during mating. While this can lead to more enjoyment for both parties, be warned: while Heliolisk will never intentionally harm their partners, using this method may is dangerous as Heliolisk have little direct control over the amount of electricity they release this way, and it is entirely possible for the Heliolisk to generate enough electricity to result in significant nerve damage. Heliolisk do not mate for life, and they do not appear to actively favor one mate over another for repeated copulation.
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Breloom
Primarily found in warm and humid forest regions, many new hikers and campers are often warned by both field guides and seasoned travelers to be wary of the eating anything in the forest, specifically because of Breloom. The seed clusters on the end of its tail, while appearing edible, are in fact very toxic and can cause severe gastrointestinal distress if consumed. Partly used as a defense mechanism against predators, Breloom also utilize these seeds for mating. When a Breloom is ready to mate, the seed clusters on its tail swell, and the Breloom hides in a bush or tree, sticks its tail out, and waits for a mate to wander by. When a mate consumes one of the seeds, they are almost immediately paralyzed. The genital region of the Pokemon is stimulated by the nutrients in the seeds, however, so during this time the Breloom is able to mate with their chosen partner. Breloom do not have genitalia: female Breloom absorb genetic material through their mouths, while male Breloom release genetic material through their mouths. Breloom reproduce by regurgitating eggs after mating, after which they are carefully placed in a safe location before the Breloom wanders off.
While it may seem like the obvious path to mating with their Breloom, it is heavily advised for trainers to not eat the Breloom's seed clusters. The paralysis inflicted by the seeds affects humans as well, and the toxic spores are still present within the seed clusters, so eating one of these seeds will essentially cause paralysis, followed by gastrointestinal distress (usually happening while paralyzed). Instead, trainers who wish to mate with their Breloom can trick their Breloom into thinking that they have eaten the seed by plucking it, pretending to eat it, and then feigning paralysis. A note for female trainers - like many Grass Pokemon, the genetic material male Breloom release can be used as a lotion, but Breloom often release their material as deeply into the vaginal canal as possible, so it is advised to clean oneself thoroughly after mating to prevent any unnecessary infections.
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Ledian
Found more often in less populated regions of the world, it is said that Ledian use the light from stars as energy. While it is currently unclear whether or not that assertion is accurate, it is true that Ledian are more active during the night under clear skies, and is integral to the mating process for Ledian. Ledian only become sexually active on clear nights, usually during the summer months, and will spend the entire night seeking out a mate. Upon finding a mate, Ledian will release a glowing powder containing pheromones that assist in garnering their chosen partner's interest. Ledian and its mate will then seek out the highest possible location and begin to copulate: both male and female Ledian have specialized reproductive canals located at the base of their abdomen, males using this canal to hide their endophallus. Ledian lay their eggs at the tops of trees, coating their eggs with a glowing powder that contains a bittering agent to ward off potential predators.
While Ledian are not overly popular in Pokephile mating circles, trainers who have mated with their Ledian have reported unique challenges in attempting to copulate with their partner. Because of their unique requirements for mating, the choice of location for mating is significantly limited (most trainers who have done so claimed to mate on their house's roof), and copulating outside is a difficult thing to ask of many people. However, it is indeed necessary, as Ledian will not accept simulated night skies as an alternative. This is mitigated somewhat by planning mating sessions during late hours of the night when very few people are awake, and some have even grown fond of this, choosing to mate with other Pokemon outside at night. Ledian will mate with their trainer as often as their trainer wishes (so long as the requirements are met), but they do not mate for life.
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Leafeon
The pacifistic Grass-type evolution of Eevee, the passive nature of Leafeon extends beyond it's attitude towards battle into all facets of its behavior, including mating. Leafeon, by nature, do not actively seek out mates, only copulating with Pokemon who initiate with them, resulting in one of the lowest procreation rates out of all Grass-type Pokemon. Nevertheless, once engaged, Leafeon utilizes the same biological advantages as other "Eeveelutions", the shaft of the male's penis engorging to create a "penile knot" while the female's vaginal slit swells to accept mates. While Leafeon will mate in any conditions, they are much more active during intercourse if done in direct sunlight. As with many Grass-type Pokemon, the vaginal fluids and semen of Leafeon have many beneficial proteins, however Leafeon have another unique quirk: upon climax, the leafy protrusions along Leafeon's body release a small amount of sweet-smelling liquid. It is unclear as to why this happens, though it is believed this is intended to attract mates, though why Leafeon only generates this liquid upon orgasm is unclear if so.
Many trainers who have mated with their Leafeon reported not knowing for years about the natural passive nature of their partner, so aspiring Pokephiles should have no issue attempting to copulate with their Leafeon. While Leafeon are initially passive, should a single mate cause them to orgasm repeatedly, they will start to actively initiate mating, so trainers who prefer more active partners need not worry. The liquid Leafeon's leaves release upon climax can be collected if a trainer is quick enough, and is popular among Pokephiles as an alternative to perfume. Trainers should be aware of the varying laws regarding Pokephilia in their region, however, as the scent of Leafeon liquid is unique and can be used as a positive identifier for inquiring parties.
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Slowbro
One of the most iconic examples of symbiosis in the Pokemon world, it is impossible to discuss the biological specifics of Slowbro without discussing the Shellder on its tail. The venom that Shellder injects into Slowbro's tail through its teeth numbs many of the Slowbro's sensory nerves, which combined with Slowbro's general lack of displayed intelligence, results in the belief that Shellder is primarily in control of Slowbro's actions. This seems to be supported by Slowbro's mating habits: Slowbro only initiate mating with a compatible partner when the Shellder on its tail bites down, resulting in a temporary intelligence spike and boost in sexual energy. Experiments run wherein the Shellder is incapacitated through artificial means show that Slowbro, without the influence of Shellder, do not choose to mate. It is unclear as to why Shellder would dictate when to mate, but it is believed to be a wide-scale evolutionary tactic to provide future Shellder sufficient Slowpoke for symbiosis.
Attempting to initiate intercourse with a Slowbro has proven to be a monumentally difficult undertaking for Pokephiles, as attempting to stimulate Slowbro itself has no effect due to Shellder. One would assume that trying to stimulate the Shellder would be the next obvious solution, however there have been no recorded successes of gaining the interest of Shellder to allow Slowbro mating. Because of this, the conditions for Slowbro mating with their trainers appear to be totally random. It should be noted that attempting to remove a Shellder from a Slowbro's tail will result in the Slowbro reverting back to a Slowpoke, so Pokephiles must be made aware that the conditions for mating change drastically upon the removal of the Shellder.
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Arceus
What can be said about Arceus that has not already been said before? Religious texts throughout humanity's history have gone into great yet vague details about the nature of the so-called "Original One", and though there are certainly alternative interpretations about the facts of creation (most notably the exact role of Mew), it goes without saying that Arceus is a name nearly every person on the planet knows. Unfortunately, as is often the case in these matters, very few scientific facts regarding Arceus are truly known, most of which stemming from the discovery of the elemental plates, which religious scholars believe to be objective proof that Arceus exists. The elemental plates are also the source of the only information even remotely connecting Arceus and mating among Pokemon: a Pokemon in possession of a plate that corresponds to it's type appear to be more open to mating with other Pokemon sharing its type. However, due to the general rarity of these plates, as well as their religious significance, extensive testing of this phenomena has been rather limited.
To discuss the role Arceus has regarding mating with humans is almost laughable, since it is still unknown if Arceus even exists. Nevertheless, many religious sects believe that when a human dies, their soul is claimed by Arceus, who envelops it within itself that creates an afterlife of never ending bliss. This theory among some religious sects also claims that the only time humans feel that in the natural world is at the point of orgasm, and because of this the takeaway is that the afterlife with Arceus is in fact Arceus mating with the soul of humans. Unfortunately, while ancient stories describe humans and Pokemon co-existing as equal species, for centuries following the discovery of Pokemon capture via apricorn (and thus the catalyst for the Age of Humanism), the belief was that humans were the only creatures to have souls for Arceus to claim, which was the cause for many problems regarding Pokemon/human interactions, not the least of which the long-time stigma against human and Pokemon mating. While much has changed over the last century or so, some people are stuck in the old ways of thinking, and to them Pokephilia is nothing more than perverted sin.
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Golduck
Unquestionably the fastest swimmer of all Pokemon, the swimming speed of Golduck is a vital part of their procreation. During mating season, a small protuberance near the Golduck's pelvis can be seen, which extends to nearly half the length of the Golduck when around a compatible mate. Male Golduck during mating season become much more aggressive, attempting to mate with as many partners as it can find, using its impressive swimming capabilities to overtake and overpower a mate in the water. Female Golduck are much less aggressive, often laying themselves near the edge of riverbanks waiting for a mate. While it may not seem like female Golduck have much choice in their choice of mate, after mating they will sometimes release a liquid within their cloaca that acts as a natural spermicide, eliminating sperm from unwanted mates. Both male and female Golduck do not typically mate for life with other Pokemon, though a male and female who mate with each other often stay together to help raise offspring Psyduck.
Pokephiles who wish to mate with Golduck are rare, and most of the time their chosen partner is female. The very rare few who have expressed interest in mating with their male Golduck have reported that the actual act of mating with a male Golduck is exceptionally unpleasant, some of whom have had to be hospitalized due to internal damages from the Golduck's erect member. As such, it is generally not advised for any trainer to mate with their male Golduck. Mating with a female Golduck is generally safe, however, and wild female Golduck will accept a human as a mate during mating season (it should be noted that both male and female Golduck are only able to be mated with during their mating season; attempting to mate with a Golduck outside the normal mating season will always result in failure).
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Serperior
A popular Grass-type Pokemon among wealthy male children, Serperior are very well known for the intense glare they give their opponents in battle that often leave opposing Pokemon motionless. This glare is important to Serperior, utilized in everything from hunting to mating. When a Serperior is ready to mate, both males and females will seek out compatible partners. Upon finding a suitable candidate, the Serperior will attempt to immobilize their target using their glare, slowly moving its head back and forth in a hypnotic motion as it lightly coils its own body around the body of its mate. Once the coiling is complete, male Serperior align their tails with the genitalia of their mate and produce a spiked hemipenis, which they insert into their mate to release genetic material. Female Serperior act similarly, brushing the tips of their tails lightly over their mate's penis until it is erect, after which they gently lower their cloaca onto the penis. This method is successful against most Pokemon, however some Pokemon who are able to resist Serperior's glare will attack, causing Serperior to become much more aggressive with its mating. Serperior having to fight to mate will use its body to constrict its partner as it forcibly copulates, after which it flees as quickly as possible to avoid a fight.
While normally humans have enough self control to resist Serperior's glare with minimal effort, many Pokephiles who have mated with their Serperior report that intentionally succumbing to this glare is necessary for human-Serperior mating. Trainers who have done this have reported it to be a very relaxing experience, commonly comparing it to laying in one's bed after a long day of work. Trainers who have second thoughts about mating with their Serperior will find that it is fairly easy to "snap out" of the immobilization brought on by the glare and end mating prematurely. Overly emotional trainers be warned: Serperior who are in the middle of mating genuinely believe they have their prey fully incapacitated, so breaking the glare in an attempt to kiss, hug or otherwise become physically closer to their Serperior can frighten the Pokemon, which will either result in fleeing or reflexive coiling, depending on the general disposition of the Serperior, and coiling can cause broken ribs.
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Milotic
Colloquially referred to as the "Tender Pokemon", Milotic are popular mates among Pokemon in the wild, and it isn't difficult to see why. Despite not being officially classified as a Psychic-type Pokemon, Milotic nevertheless are able to sense emotion in humans and Pokemon alike, and emit a powerful calming agent through specialized glands over their body that induce dopamine production when inhaled. While this almost always successfully quells anger in Pokemon, it also helps arouse Pokemon, and if left around a Milotic long enough, any Pokemon able to mate will attempt to mate with Milotic (even Pokemon that are not biologically compatible). Milotic will usually accept these advances: males will engorge one or more of their tail fins, opening the sperm channel for genetic material to pass through a small opening at the end of the tail fin into an accepting orifice. Female Milotic, on the other hand, reveal a small reproductive opening that they gently rest upon a mate's genitalia. This opening is flexible and can support all but the most extreme sized phallus.
Due to the potency of the calming agent Milotic releases, many researchers studying Milotic have found (much to their discomfort) that this agent is just as effective on humans as it is on Pokemon. Because of this, trainers are warned about Milotic, and some trainers have opted to take organic supplements to offset the effects of their Milotic's calming agent. Pokephiles, on the other hand, value Milotic for this agent specifically, and many polyamorous trainers have a Milotic as one of their mates. Milotic do not mate for life, and will mate with their trainer as often as their trainer wishes.
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Alakazam
Popularly believed to have an IQ over 5000 (largely due to its exceptional memory, though the actual IQ number varies between Alakazam and is generally closer to the 500-600 range), Alakazam are one of the highest regarded Psychic Pokemon in the world, as are any trainer that can utilize an Alakazam's potential effectively. In the field of Pokemon study, Alakazam are unique in that they do not have reproductive organs. Instead, both male and female Alakazam gather genetic material from partner Pokemon by psychically stimulating their partner until release (it is worth noting that female ejaculate obtained via this method contains gamete cells, which are not present normally). Alakazam collect these genetic samples in one of their spoons and uses it's psychic ability to form a hollow "egg" from nearby organic materials such as rocks and plant matter (if the amount of materials are insufficient, Alakazam will move to a location with a suitable amount of usable materials) and place the genetic material inside this structure. After the "egg" has been filled, Alakazam will balance it between its two spoons and begin to channel its energy between the spoons, creating intense psychic emissions that prevent outsiders from disrupting the process. After five to ten minutes, Alakazam stops, and the organic material falls away to reveal a fully-contained Pokemon egg with a successfully maturing embryo inside.
Despite the fact that there is no direct intercourse, Alakazam is one of the most popular Psychic-type Pokemon among Pokephiles. Alakazam are exceptionally receptive of trainer advances, are very open to sexual suggestion, and do not mate for life (though some Pokephiles do remain "loyal" to their Alakazam). Because of the distinct developmental differences between humans and Pokemon, Alakazam's method of reproduction is ineffective when attempted on human genetic material, and many Alakazam only try once before refusing to try again. While Alakazam do not show any external signs of enjoying sexual activity, recent studies have shown that when pleasuring a mate, Alakazam produce high levels of dopamine, which suggests an extreme enjoyment from pleasuring a mate.
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