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from the CHeers show.
6 years ago
Being taught to avoid talking about Politics and Religion has led to a lack of understanding of Politics and Religion. What we should have been taught was how to have a civil conversation about a difficult topic.
The Theory of Intelligence.
Well, you see Norm, it's like this... A herd of Buffalo can only move as fast as the slowest buffalo; and when the herd is hunted, it is the slowest and weakest ones in the back that are killed first. This natural selection is good for the herd as a whole, because the general speed and health of the whole group keeps improving by the regular killing of the weakest members. In much the same way, the Human Brain can only operate as fast as the slowest brain cells. Now, as we know, excessive intake of alcohol kills brain cells, But naturally, it attacks the slowest and weakest brain cells first, In this way regular consumption of beer eliminates the weaker brain cells, making the brain a faster and more efficient machine. And that, Norm, is why you always feel smarter after a few beers.
this has to be true. it made Bud weiser...
Well, you see Norm, it's like this... A herd of Buffalo can only move as fast as the slowest buffalo; and when the herd is hunted, it is the slowest and weakest ones in the back that are killed first. This natural selection is good for the herd as a whole, because the general speed and health of the whole group keeps improving by the regular killing of the weakest members. In much the same way, the Human Brain can only operate as fast as the slowest brain cells. Now, as we know, excessive intake of alcohol kills brain cells, But naturally, it attacks the slowest and weakest brain cells first, In this way regular consumption of beer eliminates the weaker brain cells, making the brain a faster and more efficient machine. And that, Norm, is why you always feel smarter after a few beers.
this has to be true. it made Bud weiser...
UnderPressure
~underpressure
And now I think of the (mp3 of a) cylinder record, "Budweiser is a Friend of Mine."
Robert Chretien Ruskin
~rcruskin
