>.o.... IT'S A VERY GOOD THING! *wonders if his story will have pedo. ._.*

I had a somewhat similar experience in high school when I suddenly realized to my horror that I had read essentially all of the good SF ever written, and that suddenly I would be dependent on a trickle of new writing... Somehow, I had assumed that the supply was endless. Alas, it wasn't.

GOOD MORNING SIR, MY NAME IS AGENT JONES WITH THE FEDERAL BUREAU OF INVESTIGATION CRIMES AGAINST CHILDREN UNIT

WE'D LIKE TO ASK YOU A FEW QUESTIONS

IT WASN'T ME.

IT WAS THE BLACK GUY WEARING THE BASEBALL CAP.